New Holiday for men

[Nunavut Patrick]

March 14 is official steak and blowjob day.

 

http://www.steakandbjday.com

 

 

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Links:

 

Steak and BJ Day cards

 

Make it easier on her, with Semenex

 

Cook a Texas T-Bone or Broiled Santa Fe Steak

 

Sunny's guide to sucking cock

 

Basic felatio techniques

 

Steak & BJ Day Merchandise

 

Blow Bib

 

 

 

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

 

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

 

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

 

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

 

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Steak and BJ Day was founded by Tom Birdsey

 

 

Tom, your real last name is Birdsey, innit?

[Clarence Beeks]

Bump

[Hand Shandy]

Outstanding bumpage.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

can't believe i forgot this.

 

pasta bake and blowjob for me.

[Alan Sex]

can't believe i forgot this.

 

pasta bake and blowjob for me.

 

Only if the blowjob is from a man. Gotta be steak.

 

Steak and a blowjob, because both of you deserve meat in your mouth.

[Newport]

What would you rather have, blowjob or steak?

 

I'd prefer mine medium rare.

[chrisbonnie]

I think I'd rather the steak and some peace and quiet if I'm being honest

 

I'm getting old amn't I

[Alan Sex]

I think I'd rather the steak and some peace and quiet if I'm being honest

 

I'm getting old amn't I

 

That's the beauty of this day. You get your steak and she can't make any fucking noise with a throatfull of your cock.

[chrisbonnie]

That's the beauty of this day. You get your steak and she can't make any fucking noise with a throatfull of your cock.

 

you really do have all of lifes little answers dont you.

 

thank you Alan Sex :thumbup:

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Fucking bullshit this.

 

Not one sighting of steak in our house yesterday.

[Stu Monty]

I'm still not fully sold on this idea. No matter how well cooked and tasty the steak is, I find it very rarely gets the nasty taste out of your mouth.

[Clarence Beeks]

Bump

[Remmie]

How does this work for homomasexualisers then? Lesbians?

[TheBitch]

Beeks loves steak and blow jobs doesn't he.

[Champ]

Beeks loves steak and blow jobs doesn't he.

And maybe only gets them once a year?

[Trumo]

Lesbians?

 

Beanburgers perhaps?

[Clarence Beeks]

Woohoo!

[Champ]

Beeks loves steak and blow jobs doesn't he.

  

Woohoo!

So it would seem!

[Chairman Meow]

I'm single so I'm going to have my single tribute to this by having a Bacon sarnie and a wank.

 

It's very similar to every other day really, but I need to do something to pass the time.

[stringvest]

Woohoo!

Haha! Good man.

[stringvest]

I'm single so I'm going to have my single tribute to this by having a Bacon sarnie and a wank.

 

It's very similar to every other day really, but I need to do something to pass the time.

Approach the day with a song in your heart, a spring in your step and a twinkle in your eye. It can get you a long way. Don't give up on that BJ just yet. 16 hours to go.

[AL66GOLF]

Approach the day with a song in your heart, a spring in your step and a twinkle in your eye. It can get you a long way. Don't give up on that BJ just yet. 16 hours to go.

Unless you are you planning on calling around to him don't be getting his hopes up

[Remmie]

This holiday is prejudiced against vegematarians

[Dr Nowt]

Woohoo!

 

"Bitches, leave.  Once you've cooked me a steak and sucked me off."

 

Ah, I've got my Clarence's mixed up.

 

"Fuck off.  Once you've......"

[stringvest]

This holiday is prejudiced against vegematarians

 

Don't worry Rem.  Quornburger and Curtain Hanging day is coming up next month.