Best Ever Butty...........................

[bri]

I was about six and we were camping in cornwall. Sitting with a family from the south me mum went to this woman would you like a butty. The woman went batty whats a batty................... and the rest is history.

 

Anyway the best butty on the planet is Doorstop bread, 3 slices of bacon, brown sauce, old english mustard and cheese.

 

The second best poncy butty on the planet is.....................

 

Grilled........... Chibatta, chilli olive oil, dolchelatte (soft italian blue cheese), rocket, parma ham or chicken, sun blushed toms, pepper. Ice cold bottle of beer or glass of red

[DT]

The first one I can accept but who the hell asks for rocket on a sadwich? Or in anything for that matter?

[bri]

yeah i know lettece then

[Stu Monty]

Ham, cheese, tomatoes, lettuce and Jalapaenos. on lightly toasted bread.

 

 

For a sandwich to even get into the compition it has to have jalapaenos on it. Fact.

[Nunavut Patrick]

I'd have to say JLo, followed by Beyonce (now that's a butty). Kylie deserves a good mention, but Aussie accents are annoying. But then it's not like she'd be facing you when talking....

[Dave H]

I'd have to say JLo, followed by Beyonce (now that's a butty). Kylie deserves a good mention, but Aussie accents are annoying. But then it's not like she'd be facing you when talking....

 

 

I always thought it was rude to talk with her mouth full :laugh:

[Tom R]

Take one piece of bread. Place in toaster and leave for approximately 3 minutes.

Once done, add a silly amount of butter and 2 wafer thin slices of ham.

[DT]

Any proper sandwich has got to have bacon.

 

Add some curry sauce, some lettuce and some turkey or chicken breast and you're onto a winner. Winner.

[Remmie]

I have invented the following toasted goodie. 1 slice of fresh bakery bread. Spread some Dijon Mustard, followed by tommy k and some borwn source. Lezz it up a notch by putting 6 things of cheese on top (strong cheddar) and once you've toated that but some cool chili branston pickle on top. It'll make you do a sex shit

[Total Longo]

Any proper sandwich has got to have bacon.

 

Add some curry sauce, some lettuce and some turkey or chicken breast and you're onto a winner. Winner.

 

Spot on (ish). Smoked bacon (crispy) chopped up, turkey or chicken breast chopped up, emmenthal cheese grated, large dollop of mayo, bit of chilli sauce, black pepper - lash into big bowl - mix together and liberrally spread between two slices of mighty white bread.

 

As Jim Carrey would say - Yummy! ( but without the sarcasm )

[Ezekiel 25:17]

no way best ever butty, is two massive pieces of bread (cut by your good self) a shit load of grated cheese all over an a load of chopped up Hot dog sausages (not those cheap ass 8 in a can jobs) am talkin proper geman in a platic packet i cant fucken open things, lash it under the grill till you reach your desired level of melted heaven.

[Tom R]

no way best ever butty, is two massive pieces of bread (cut by your good self) a shit load of grated cheese all over an a load of chopped up Hot dog sausages (not those cheap ass 8 in a can jobs) am talkin proper geman in a platic packet i cant fucken open things, lash it under the grill till you reach your desired level of melted heaven.

 

Dude, you can tell your my family. You're talking Herta frankfurters there!! They fucking rule harder than any other pre-packed meat.

Dad used to do 'em on the bbq. Layer it with cheese, onion and tommy k and then put it back on the bbq to lightly toast the bread and melt the cheese. Fuck me that's some gooooood shit.

 

Tell you what rules as well though. Three pieces of toast - big mac style. On one side you have Gillion's sausage (it absolutely HAS to be Gillion's suasages - Gillions being a butchers on college road, Crosby) with brown sauce and mustard. Smoky bacon with an egg and tommy K on the other half of the bad boy.

 

Holy shit. I just cum.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Is right Tom it was your Dad who got me into them, he used to always bring them down, might have to pick up a packet on the way home.

[bri]

Dude, you can tell your my family. You're talking Herta frankfurters there!! They fucking rule harder than any other pre-packed meat.

Dad used to do 'em on the bbq. Layer it with cheese, onion and tommy k and then put it back on the bbq to lightly toast the bread and melt the cheese. Fuck me that's some gooooood shit.

 

Tell you what rules as well though. Three pieces of toast - big mac style. On one side you have Gillion's sausage (it absolutely HAS to be Gillion's suasages - Gillions being a butchers on college road, Crosby) with brown sauce and mustard. Smoky bacon with an egg and tommy K on the other half of the bad boy.

 

Holy shit. I just cum.

 

Like it,

[Anubis]

Take one small batch loaf. Cut off one end. Scoop out much of the inside and butter whats left. Take a bag of chips from your favourite chippy and fill it to the brim. Tops, but be prepared to die of a heart attack.

[Remmie]

Is the butter really necessary? I'd go cheese and tommy k, then wet my self with sex piss

[Stu Monty]

Take a Jacket Potato, bake in the oven for 80 minutes, now you'll need some olive oil and a large........sorry, define sandwich for me, i'm a bit shit at this cookery thing?

[bri]

sandwich, butty, is something between some kind of bread.

 

Chicken snitzel (big thin piece of chicken in breadcrumbs), Toms, lettece, cucumber, mayo, mustard, cheese and beetroot on a big roll.

[DT]

Beetroot???

 

Joey, are you mad? First rocket and now beetroot....you like icehockey as well then I gather:-)

[bri]

i fuckin tellin yer beetroot rules on that sandwich. I was a sceptic myself until i had a go at it

[DT]

There's far too many vegetables in that sandwich for my liking. Beetroot? It'll take a lot of class posts from you to make up for that blunder;-)

 

It's like at a buffet, you get salad the first time to look really cultured and civilized. Second time, you just get what you actually want to eat.

[The Party Boy]

Beetroot's fucking lovely, put it in bread and have it with ya Ma's scouse. A butty needs salad on it or its shit

[bri]

Roast Pork, apple sauce on a roll dipped in gravy

[Brownie]

Bacon with a bit of tommy k - simple

[Nunavut Patrick]

People, the only advice I can give after reading through this is, for the love of God, see your cardiologist. At the very least, consume two glasses of red wine (but no more) and you may save yourselves.