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Someone's Having a Real Laugh - How long before Amorim gets a hammering


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1 minute ago, RobbieOR said:

 

He hasn't been very successful in football with Nice which is why the hype around him turning that sinking ship around was funny.

 

Oh deffo but he's Britain's richest man or some shit.

 

Problem with the super rich, same with Musk, is they think they know it all about everything. Musk tried to send a submarine to a Thai cave system which was barely wide enough to get a human head through. 

 

When Ser Jim started moaning about the offices being untidy I knew we were on to a winner. 

 

Tidy desk, tidy mind. Next year it'll be the Europa, the year after that I'll be assistant manager - that's when the big bucks start rolling in. 

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2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Magnificent, I'm starting to love this bloke.

 

Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s radical cost-cutting at Manchester United has included the staff’s £100 Christmas bonus being replaced by a £40 voucher for Marks & Spencer.

 

My only surprise is that he didn't change it to £40 Ineos vouchers!

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48 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Staff sacked.

Kids tickets scrapped.

Christmas bonus axed.

 

Where's man of the people gary neville in all this anyway? Can't he see what's going down at Manchester United association football club football club? 

 

The cunt is part of Brexit Jim's advisory board or some shit for the new stadium, isn't he, the weasel? 

 

Two weasels combined, they won't give a shit if they step on the staff who were on the way to the door after losing their jobs. 

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8 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Cunt.

 

He's just a mouth. He's thick as fuck and about as working class as Princess Margaret's Mustique orgies. 

 

 

 

He is definitely a fuck but don't think he is thick. He knows exactly what he gets up to and the clip here is a prime example of that - yeah take the money but pretend to support the gay rights and all that bollocks. 

 

He never said a word about Glazers when Ferguson was in charge and only really noticed the stadium leaks when his team turned shit on the pitch with a revolving door for managers. He just cannot digest the fact that we were back to winning ways along with the cheats - the 2 teams he absolutely detests (us more than the cheats of course). This bias & plain hatred comes out in every game we play with him as commentator. 

 

Like you say, Manchester United Football Club, deserves this, that and all that crap - he feels as entitled as every single cunt that supports them. They all think they have a divine fucking right to win things regardless of the structure, players, managers, coaching staff. WE ARE MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB, blah blah blah. Which is why it is so fucking sweet to see their current situation. 

 

He is a cunt, always has been, always will be. A truly horrible human being in my book. 

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1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Staff sacked.

Kids tickets scrapped.

Christmas bonus axed.

 

Where's man of the people gary neville in all this anyway? Can't he see what's going down at Manchester United association football club football club? 

 

Neville's too busy sorting the half-and-half scarves and the rest of the merch for Salford's FA Cup tie next month.

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Didn’t he say they could have some sort of Christmas lunch. I’d have commissioned a cake for the middle of the lunch table and put it under a cover until he was there. I’d have gotten ‘JIM RATCLIFFE IS A CUNT’ written on it in icing lettering. I’d have left the SIR off deliberately as you just know that would get under his skin even more than the cake.

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38 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Didn’t he say they could have some sort of Christmas lunch. I’d have commissioned a cake for the middle of the lunch table and put it under a cover until he was there. I’d have gotten ‘JIM RATCLIFFE IS A CUNT’ written on it in icing lettering. I’d have left the SIR off deliberately as you just know that would get under his skin even more than the cake.

 

JIM RATCLIFE just to save on the F and piss him off even more.

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8 hours ago, Anubis said:

Didn’t he say they could have some sort of Christmas lunch. I’d have commissioned a cake for the middle of the lunch table and put it under a cover until he was there. I’d have gotten ‘JIM RATCLIFFE IS A CUNT’ written on it in icing lettering. I’d have left the SIR off deliberately as you just know that would get under his skin even more than the cake.

 

Bread and water. Soup is extra £10.

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1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Didn't know he'd scrapped the staff Christmas party too, amazing man.

 

There's so much more he can contribute though?

 

Like bringing in staff parking permits £10 per month.

Raise your hand if you want to use the toilet during work hours, and then pay 30p to use the toilet.

No more free tea/coffee, vending machine install at 50p per cup

Pay for your own PPE/uniform

Unsubsidised canteen

No more boot polish, spit only

Players to wash their own kit

use 60gm paper and only use black ink for the match programme and double the price.

 

He really needs to commit.

 

 

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