US Election Thread 2024

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

The gunmen have been shite so far. The CIA are gonna have to up their game considerably. 
 

The MAGA train rolls on while he can still weave so brilliantly. 

 

If the CIA need him taking out I’m open for private contracting. £250k in an offshore account.

 

[Creator Supreme]

10 minutes ago, Anubis said:

He’ll be dead by then.

Promise?

[Red Phoenix]

32 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

We have had dumb fuck idiot son as president before. 

 

 

[Anubis]

Fat Joe > Fat Turdseye.

 

 

[Anubis]

It appears Farage is confusing Clacton and the US again.

[Fugitive]

Fuck-ing hell

 

 

[Lee909]

1 hour ago, Jack the Sipper said:

 

 

If he's setting anyone up it'll be Don or Eric.

 

I reckon both of them two are to fucking stupid to even get over the line with it handed to them on a plate

[Anubis]

Just watched a news segment discussing the respective campaigns’ ground game In Pennsylvania.

 

Harris had 800,000 door knocks in just one day, while Trumptons were nowhere to be seen. He outsourced his ground game in the state to Elon. Looks like Elon’s RiS’d it up.

[Anubis]

Not a fan then…

 

[Vincent Vega]

Sensational community note.

 

 

 

[stringvest]

1 hour ago, Fugitive said:

Fuck-ing hell

 

 

he’s got shares in Cif

[stringvest]

23 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Sensational community note.

 

 

 

He’s not going to pull it out of there and smoke it, is he? No one likes hoop tang on their smoke.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Joe Rogan endorses Trump after listening to Musk who he thinks humanity would be fucked without! he believes anything that guy.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Joe Rogan endorses Trump after listening to Musk who he thinks humanity would be fucked without! he believes anything that guy.

And all it took was Elon Musk to convince him.

 

 

[Jairzinho]

All three of them need to be fed through a woodchipper.

[Pete]

10 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

All three of them need to be fed through a woodchipper.

Drumpf would block it up, Elon would try and make it electric and look like a Delorean on steroids and RFK would see if he can eat it. 

[Anubis]

[Section_31]

2 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Joe Rogan endorses Trump after listening to Musk who he thinks humanity would be fucked without! he believes anything that guy.

 

There go the swing voters.

[bizzle10]

I think Harris will win because the women will come out massively for her then Donald either will go to jail or go to exile in Russia 

[Jack the Sipper]

Mammy!

 

[Jairzinho]

[Pete]

Trump will Fix It uh???  Keep your kids away from him!

[Welsh]

3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Joe Rogan endorses Trump after listening to Musk who he thinks humanity would be fucked without! he believes anything that guy.

As a massive MMA fan, I think this is a great endorsement for showing the long term health effects of doing the sport. Rogan, Gaethje, Usman are just a few of the fuckwits I've gone to dislike over the last few years.

[Section_31]

The Latino vote is fucking weird isn't it?

 

I'm voting Trump

 

But Trump doesn't like you? 

 

He doesn't like people from some Latino countries.

 

No he doesn't like any of you, he thinks you're rapists from Arkham asylum.

 

No you're wrong.

[Anubis]

Don’t do cocaine and internet, kids.