US Election Thread 2024

[Bjornebye]

Roll up, Roll up to the next instalment of the worlds gone to shit since Robin Williams died. 
 

Who do you want to win? Who do you think will win? Is this the most crucial election ever? 
 

A first female president who also happens to be black or a fucking lunatic previous president only running so he can cover his law breaking arse ? 
 

USA 

USA

USA 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Lying cunt.

[Pete]

Fuck drumpf.  Hope he's  crushed and spends the rest of his days confined to a cell jibbering about how a black woman beat him.  

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Pete said:

Fuck drumpf.  Hope he's  crushed and spends the rest fof his days confined to a cell jibbering about how a black woman beat him.  

And Melania decides to move to West Derby and track down that Stig clown from The Liverpool Way forum and be his maid in suspenders and throw out the odd blow job/ride whenever she feels he needs one and makes herself scarce when the footballs on but knows when he needs a beer so makes sure he’s got one and always smells nice 

 

 

 

What? 

[Vincent Vega]

I think it’s going to be a repeat of 2016, Harris wins the popular vote quite comfortably but Trump wins the electoral college. 
 

People are feeling worse off due to the inflation and fuel cost increases following Covid and supply chain issues caused by it, and the invasion of Ukraine by Donny’s favourite autocrat. I think that will make it difficult for the incumbent party to win, especially in America’s electoral system. 

[Section_31]

Keep seeing loads of muslims saying they're voting Trump to get back at Biden for all this Gaza ballyhoo. I'm not sure they've thought that through.

[Section_31]

If Trump wins his tenure will collapse pretty quickly I reckon, it doesn't feel like 2016 with the groundswell of support and the ralleys. He's got no allies at all (everyone who worked under him has denounced him) even most of his family don't seem very involved. He'll have a meltdown, quit or be removed and Vance will take the reins I reckon.

[Kevin D]

I think Trump will win. I’ve thought this since I saw how close he came to winning in 2020, despite a disastrous presidency.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Yeah Trump will win. World is going to shit regardless so fuck it.

[Jairzinho]

Yes, obviously would prefer Harris to win but she's a fucking dreadful candidate and Trump will win. It's as if the Democrats try and find the shittest possible opponent for Trump.

[Creator Supreme]

25 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Vance will take the reins I reckon.

Fuck me, what a horrifying thought!

 

Shagging couches made compulsory in all 50 states.

[Section_31]

6 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Fuck me, what a horrifying thought!

 

Shagging couches made compulsory in all 50 states.

 

You say there like it's a bad thing, were you never fourteen?

[skend04]

8 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Yes, obviously would prefer Harris to win but she's a fucking dreadful candidate and Trump will win. It's as if the Democrats try and find the shittest possible opponent for Trump.

 

Everyone keeps saying this but the fact is that politicians and the media have successfully managed to split a number of western populations in half, along the lines of their politics. You could literally put up an Obama for the Dems in 2024 and still half the country would vote for a senile Trump. People aren't looking for sensible politicians, they are voting to rub other voters faces in a loss for the next 4 years.

[Section_31]

2 minutes ago, skend04 said:

 

Everyone keeps saying this but the fact is that politicians and the media have successfully managed to split a number of western populations in half, along the lines of their politics. You could literally put up an Obama for the Dems in 2024 and still half the country would vote for a senile Trump. People aren't looking for sensible politicians, they are voting to rub other voters faces in a loss for the next 4 years.

 

In one.

[stringvest]

5 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

You say there like it's a bad thing, were you never fourteen?

It’s when the couch gets up and fucks off before you finish.  Something you never get over.

[stringvest]

14 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Fuck me, what a horrifying thought!

 

Shagging couches made compulsory in all 50 states.

Next they’ll be awarding medals for acts of velour

[TheHowieLama]

5 minutes ago, skend04 said:

 

Everyone keeps saying this but the fact is that politicians and the media have successfully managed to split a number of western populations in half, along the lines of their politics. You could literally put up an Obama for the Dems in 2024 and still half the country would vote for a senile Trump. People aren't looking for sensible politicians, they are voting to rub other voters faces in a loss for the next 4 years.

 

Just the Western countries?

[TheHowieLama]

Was going to put this in the Local News thread - 

 

TAMPA -- The major party presidential candidates, Donald Trump and Kamala Harris, and their surrogates have been scarce in Florida, no longer considered a swing state by most.

But one of the smaller party candidates made an appearance in Tampa to support federal defendants accused of being Russian operatives.

Green Party nominee Jill Stein spoke at a news event held by the Uhuru movement before the beginning of the trial outside Tampa's federal courthouse. She refers to the so-called "Uhuru 3" case as an attack on free speech and the antiwar movement. She compared it to the prosecution of Julian Assange for leaking documents obtained by former Army intelligence analyst Chelsea Manning. Assange was deported to his home country of Australia earlier this year, after reaching a plea deal with the U.S. Stein denounced the raid on Uhuru leader Omali Yeshitela's St. Louis home as "violent" and the prosecution as draconian.

Federal prosecutors say Yeshitela and his co-defendants spread Russian propaganda on issues including the Ukraine war, and worked with a Russian national to promote two unsuccessful campaigns for St. Petersburg (Florida) city council. Yeshitela insists he already had those opinions and didn't act as a client of Russia. The trial is expected to last a month, with testimony from two dozen or more FBI agents.

[Creator Supreme]

8 minutes ago, stringvest said:

Next they’ll be awarding medals for acts of velour

I think you've won the Internet with that one Stringers, superb.

[Jairzinho]

21 minutes ago, skend04 said:

 

Everyone keeps saying this but the fact is that politicians and the media have successfully managed to split a number of western populations in half, along the lines of their politics. You could literally put up an Obama for the Dems in 2024 and still half the country would vote for a senile Trump. People aren't looking for sensible politicians, they are voting to rub other voters faces in a loss for the next 4 years.

 

Nah, Obama would beat Trump.

[TheHowieLama]

16 minutes ago, stringvest said:

Next they’ll be awarding medals for acts of velour

 

The Viceroy of Corduroy

[Pete]

37 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Yes, obviously would prefer Harris to win but she's a fucking dreadful candidate and Trump will win. It's as if the Democrats try and find the shittest possible opponent for Trump.

How is she dreadful? And if she is dreadful what the fuck is drumpf?  

[Captain Turdseye]

As we all know, it’d be great for comedy, but I think it’s one step too far for my boy, Donald. He’d have beat Biden this time. He’d have beat him last time if it wasn’t for Covid. 
 

I reckon the late campaigning push will just tip it in favour of the radical Marxist left. Sleepy Joe wouldn’t have had the campaign stamina. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

As we all know, it’d be great for comedy, but I think it’s one step too far for my boy, Donald. He’d have beat Biden this time. He’d have beat him last time if it wasn’t for Covid. 
 

I reckon the late campaigning push will just tip it in favour of the radical Marxist left. Sleepy Joe wouldn’t have had the campaign stamina. 

 

Pussy 

 

 

[manwiththestick]

44 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Fuck me, what a horrifying thought!

 

Shagging couches made compulsory in all 50 states.

Well most of them won't have giant stuffed Postman Pat's to seduce.

 

That was someone on here wasn’t it?