January 2025 Transfer Thread

[Bobby Hundreds]

Ive never watched him, I've only heard whispers of his name like the breeze rustling through the branches of the trees. I say we sell Nunez and put the money towards him.

 

Shit I almost forgot FSG own us.

[Bjornebye]

10 hours ago, El Dangerous said:

We all made life choices we regretted at 18. Just that most of ours involved shagging fat birds (the regret was mutual I’m sure) and not making a sickening amount of money to fleece footballs most gullible super club.

Speak for yourself 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Ive never watched him, I've only heard whispers of his name like the breeze rustling through the branches of the trees. I say we sell Nunez and put the money towards him.

 

Shit I almost forgot FSG own us.

Fuck you 

 

Fuck you again you’re fucking shit you’re a crisp packet blowing across Dale St at 7:48 am

Nunez is boss. 
 

8:14 am “Nunez didn’t do himself justice last night fanboy” 

 

8:17 “Echo breaking news” 

[Bobby Hundreds]

I wish I was a fucking crisp packet one your ma had her fingers deep into. I'd blow across Dale street I'd blow across every street spreading the word "what we've seen of Nunez, is all we will ever see of Nunez"

[Bjornebye]

55 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I wish I was a fucking crisp packet one your ma had her fingers deep into. I'd blow across Dale street I'd blow across every street spreading the word "what we've seen of Nunez, is all we will ever see of Nunez"

What the fuck do you drink 

[El Dangerous]

3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I wish I was a fucking crisp packet one your ma had her fingers deep into. I'd blow across Dale street I'd blow across every street spreading the word "what we've seen of Nunez, is all we will ever see of Nunez"

Family Size sharing bags that little Stig didn’t get a snifter of and fistfuls at a time not fingers. Don’t get me started on the Pringle tubes…..

[Bobby Hundreds]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

What the fuck do you drink 

I only ever drink if I go the pub which recently is about once a month or if I'm on holiday where obviously I drink every day. In the last 5 weeks I've had 1 pint of cruzcampo.

 

And 8 tubs of glue

 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Bobby Hundreds said:

I only ever drink if I go the pub which recently is about once a month or if I'm on holiday where obviously I drink every day. In the last 5 weeks I've had 1 pint of cruzcampo.

 

And 8 tubs of glue

 

Guigsy!!!’

 

 

Guigsy! 

[YorkshireRed]

Our big January signing in the house early doors to meet his new teammates.

 

Welcome home Skipper. 

 

[Binomial]

Don't let Edwards see this.

 

What a handsome fucker he is though. A smile as wide as the grand canyon.

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

Our big January signing in the house early doors to meet his new teammates.

 

Welcome home Skipper. 

 

 

He's unfit to skipper a pedalo.

[joe_fishfish]

Bit embarrassing.

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 minute ago, Binomial said:

Don't let Edwards see this.

 

What a handsome fucker he is though. A smile as wide as the grand canyon.

 

That wide smile is because he's fucking simple.

 

 

[El Dangerous]

47 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

That wide smile is because he's fucking simple.

 

 

You never go full Saudi (when you tell every cunt who will listen you’re an ally for equal rights for hairy love and broads)

[Anubis]

Where’s the one of him hugging with Stringvest…..

 

 

 

“You made your choice to be a sell-out, now get the fuck out. Door’s that way.”

[Bruce Spanner]

Jhon Duran: ‘Back in Colombia, I used to watch Liverpool a lot because of Luis [Diaz]. That made me find out about Divock Origi, and he has since been my idol and motivation to make an impact off the bench.’

 

Slap the money down, John.

[sir roger]

That's brilliant, but did they ever even play together in the 4 months they were at Anfield ?

 

On an even funnier note, it appears that James Blunt has said if his Back to Bedlam album reenters the charts in the top ten on its 20th anniversary he will change his name by deed poll to whatever is most popular in a fan vote. At the moment Divock Origi is winning by miles on 14400 votes.

[aws]

Blunt has no need to worry. 

[Bruce Spanner]

7 minutes ago, aws said:

Blunt has no need to worry. 

He might.

 

Shed Seven have had two number one albums in the past year as streams don’t count, only physical copies, which doesn’t apply to singles for some reason.

 

So they are beating truly massive pops stars as kids don’t even know what CDs are let alone LPs.

[El Dangerous]

3 hours ago, aws said:

Blunt has no need to worry. 

Yeah, no need to buy it again. Fuck all wrong with my original copies.

[TheHowieLama]

Real Madrid had planned to sign England right-back Trent Alexander-Arnold, 25, on a free transfer next summer when his contract with Liverpool expires, but might move for him in January after Spain defender Dani Carvajal, 32, sustained a serious knee injury.

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Real Madrid had planned to sign England right-back Trent Alexander-Arnold, 25, on a free transfer next summer when his contract with Liverpool expires, but might move for him in January after Spain defender Dani Carvajal, 32, sustained a serious knee injury.

i am surprised it took that long for that one to come out. 

[Binomial]

According to Spanish outlet Fichajes, Madrid are preparing to submit a bid of just €12m (£10m; $13.2m) for the full-back in January, in an attempt to capitalise on his contract situation.

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[Barrington Womble]

2 minutes ago, Binomial said:

According to Spanish outlet Fichajes, Madrid are preparing to submit a bid of just €12m (£10m; $13.2m) for the full-back in January, in an attempt to capitalise on his contract situation.

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

i am not so sure why that is funny. how much do you think he would cost in a world where he might already have signed a pre-contract? 

[Binomial]

1 minute ago, Barrington Womble said:

 

i am not so sure why that is funny. how much do you think he would cost in a world where he might already have signed a pre-contract? 

 

It's not so much that, but more the idea they could prize him away from us mid-season for pocket change, when we could be on for an unprecedented first season. 

 

I have no doubt he'll leave in the summer, but there's not a cat in hell's chance we'll let him leave sooner. They're just going to have to sit tight and wait.