Man Utd (A) - Sun 1st Sep 2024 (4:00pm)

[Jennings]

We've looked more attacking when Bradley has played at RB.

 

[clockspeed]

10 minutes ago, an tha said:

Unchanged line up....what is this sorcery?

FSG wouldn't buy him any shiny new 1st team toys on Friday 

[Trojan1892]

Just need to be clinical if we get chances, that was the problem last season twice, sloppy as fuck and pissed our pants in front of goal.

 

 

[Reckoner]

Alison to be sent off after 3 minutes for not letting on to the linesman.

[Carvalho Diablo]

David James on LFCTV atm, what a fucking tit that lad is.

 

Total and utter bell end.

[Elite]

Just now, Carvalho Diablo said:

David James on LFCTV atm, what a fucking tit that lad is.

 

Total and utter bell end.

He's the type of bloke to find some pretentious meaning whilst looking at a blank wall.

[suzy]

Come on Redmen, let’s smash these or at least win 0-1!

[TheHowieLama]

What has happened to the Hojlund lad, not even on their bench - is he injured?

[Anubis]

Got to admit I hate the build up to these games. Don’t think I can watch it after last season. Think I’ll swerve it for a seat by the river or New Brighton until it’s over, then catch the highlights if we win.

[Reckoner]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

What has happened to the Hojlund lad, not even on their bench - is he injured?

Not sure but what’s the deal with Curtis Jones, how long is he out for?

[Red Phoenix]

Pre-game try not to sip Baileys challenge in the hope it'll last longer than 15 mins of the first half.

[Anubis]

5 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

What has happened to the Hojlund lad, not even on their bench - is he injured?

He gets leeches applied to his epidemic level of face spots on the first Sunday of every month.

[Reckoner]

If people are confident we should worry as expecting we’ll do well means you should expect we do badly. And people expecting we do badly is good because that means we can expect to actually do well. 

[Bjornebye]

Fede’s missus is amazing 

[Raymond Duck]

Let’s get these bummed Reds. 

[TheBitch]

Right which one of you reprobates has got a link to a stream for me…

[Anubis]

And so, gentlemen (and ladies) I bid you farewell and god speed, and may the odds be ever in our favour.

[TheHowieLama]

8 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

Not sure but what’s the deal with Curtis Jones, how long is he out for?

 

Looks like Hojlund has a muscle pull - out for a few weeks.

 

Jones may just not be getting picked - can't see injury status.

[Engineman Hicks]

4 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I shook hands with a United Season Ticket Holder in the pub last night when he offered me the draw. I probably did this because I fancy his wife. 
 

I’m disgusted with myself.

 

Ban me Dave. 

Everytime I think we have reached the floor of human depravity the GF goes down another inch. First the Katie Hopkins shit on chest pics, then Gnasher pretending to be a Jew to win arguments on twitter and now this.  

[TheHowieLama]

Just now, Anubis said:

And so, gentlemen (and ladies) I bid you farewell and god speed, and may the odds be ever in our favour.

 

This is how you do a proper flounce.

 

RIP - YNWA....

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Right which one of you reprobates has got a link to a stream for me…

 

MWAH!

[Bobby Hundreds]

I hate this fucking game

[waddy78]

Straight into these twats.

 

Be clinical when the chances come (they will come) and don't give away stupid chances.

[Megadrive Man]

Forgot how much I hate this fixture.

[Red_or_Dead]

Batsignal to @Bjornebye for streams brother!