Greatest inventions made

[Clem H Fandango]

What's you opinion?

 

Personally I will go with the motorbike. Cramming a 1000cc engine into a bike frame to do 170+mph for £18k is majestically awesome. Coupled with the sex appeal factor as mentioned on the inbetweeners. The sound, the ability to raise a smile on men at 6am on a Sunday morning whilst half asleep.

I could go on....

[Rushies tash]

In chronological order:

 

1. Fire (or harnessing fire).

2. The wheel.

3. Penicillin.

4. The jet engine.

5. The microchip.

[Clem H Fandango]

1 minute ago, Rushies tash said:

In chronological order:

 

1. Fire (or harnessing fire).

2. The wheel.

3. Penicillin.

4. The jet engine.

5. The microchip.

You left out alphabet.

[YorkshireRed]

The Unmentionable. It least it was until it became Modern Unmentionable. 
 

That and the ability to pause live television.

 

And toast. 

[Rushies tash]

Just now, Clem H Fandango said:

You left out alphabet.

 

Actually, you've reminded me:

 

2.5.  The Gutenberg printing press

[Clem H Fandango]

1 minute ago, YorkshireRed said:

The Unmentionable. It least it was until it became Modern Unmentionable. 
 

That and the ability to pause porn.

 

Agreed.

1 minute ago, YorkshireRed said:

 

And toast. 

 

[Clem H Fandango]

1 minute ago, Rushies tash said:

 

Actually, you've reminded me:

 

2.5.  The Gutenberg printing press

Excellent choice sir!

[A Red]

 

[TheHowieLama]

I saw an ad last night for an automated bbq grill brush.

Essentially a mini roomba for you BBQ. I was nodding out though so I want to confirm this miracle exists but if so.

 

Strong contender.

 

[Harry's Lad]

The pill.

[manwiththestick]

The perpetual motion device.

[Bjornebye]

Early 90s WWF 

[polymerpunkah]

Electricity distribution system.

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, Clem H Fandango said:

You left out alphabet.

On a numbered list.

[Bobby Hundreds]

The combustion engine.

Yoga pants.

[VladimirIlyich]

Sliced bread?

[Remmie]

Cheese.

[elvis]

Grass , or harvesting it Rizlas and the lighter. 

[Section_31]

Toilets, I've spent some of the best years of my life sat on them, plus people used to die of shit in the streets and whatnot.

[JohnnyH]

The correct answer is the printing press. 

[manwiththestick]

Tits.

[Engineman Hicks]

My job basically involves raising money for technology roll outs. I see someone who thinks they’ve invented a perpetual motion machine about twice a year on average. They’re always the same, normal people who think they’re going to be the next Elon Musk. By the time they turn up at our office,  they’ve often spent all their money, sold houses, got divorced etc. They’re completely immune to people saying it won’t work, they’re cursed by this terrible knowledge. It’s always a depressing meeting. 

[Clem H Fandango]

13 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Tits.

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[RJ Fan club]

Zippo Lighter 

[Mook]

Dodgems.