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Crossbow murders


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11 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Stig usually starts these threads, he's like an online beagle for grim shit.

 

I'm a longbow man myself, crossbows a bit lazy and, well, French for my liking.


Sorry I was arguing with her right wing uncle about it whose first thought was to send a WhatsApp with a description of the attacker and says it’s funny how they have a description when it’s a white fella. 
 

But yeah, longbow man here too. Robin Hood puns galore and he’s fucked it. Selfish bastard 

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Crossbow and Longbow are completely different weapons though aren’t they? It’s not like preferring one automatic pistol over another. I’m probably too weak for a longbow. 

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Just now, Strontium said:

According to the Telegraph, the deceased are the wife and daughters of BBC Five Live racing commentator John Hunt.

 

I'm trying to tell if this is a joke but I can't see the punchline. 

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I’m afraid there is no evidence. So he was there with a crossbow and they ended up dead but statistically they could be the a cluster of the people who die annually from crossbow accidents. Or suicide. 

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29 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:


Have you seen American Murder Story: The Family Next Door on Netflix??

 

Nah, I don't have Netflix & can't be done with those real life murder programmes. My ex wife watched them & the boy with the crossbow could do worse than to go after her next.

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4 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I’m afraid there is no evidence. So he was there with a crossbow and they ended up dead but statistically they could be the a cluster of the people who die annually from crossbow accidents. Or suicide. 


I’ll give you 100/1 on suicide 

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Just now, Mook said:

 

Nah, I don't have Netflix & can't be done with those real life murder programmes. My ex wife watched them & the boy with the crossbow could do worse than to go after her next.


Hahahaha. Well if you were to watch that one you might have a tiny bit of sympathy with the fella. Not for what he did to his kids though so maybe swerve it. 

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