Preseason Thread

[Pete]

35 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Ten Hag will be gone by November.

 

Get the new rube’s thread ready. 

Is that when the international break is?  I can see that. Similar to how we replaced Rodgers. 

[Code]

1 hour ago, El Rojo said:

Code dropping a huge hint that he wants a spot on the Match Of The Day panel. 
 

I even read it in Alan Shearer’s voice.

Haha I’ll do it. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Last of the players back Tuesday what kind of pre season is that. Can see another season of the league suffering loads of injuries and poor quality games and they'll wonder why? 

[TheHowieLama]

28 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Last of the players back Tuesday 

 

Who they?

[Pidge]

30 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Last of the players back Tuesday what kind of pre season is that. Can see another season of the league suffering loads of injuries and poor quality games and they'll wonder why? 

 

That's best part of two weeks of training for guys that were training full time up to a couple of weeks ago. They'll be fine in terms of starting fitness. If anything they haven't had enough time off and fatigue might be an issue.

[Bobby Hundreds]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Who they?

I presume VVD, Trent, Nunez, Allison and Kudus.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

53 minutes ago, Code said:

Haha I’ll do it. 

What about the after-show, where you bicker with Lineker and Richards about whether Ødegaard has got more flair than Suarez?

[manwiththestick]

3 hours ago, El Rojo said:

Code dropping a huge hint that he wants a spot on the Match Of The Day panel. 
 

I even read it in Alan Shearer’s voice.

The BBC already have Garth Crooks.

[TheHowieLama]

Don't forget to mention Voronin.

[No2]

6 players in the box for the 3rd goal and Salah right on the edge. I'll take that for  Slot ball.

[The wanderer]

16 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Last of the players back Tuesday what kind of pre season is that. Can see another season of the league suffering loads of injuries and poor quality games and they'll wonder why? 

I think they are all back , saw a video of them all training yesterday -doing all the tests.

 

[gkmacca]

17 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Last of the players back Tuesday what kind of pre season is that. Can see another season of the league suffering loads of injuries and poor quality games and they'll wonder why? 

 

This coaching team is supposed to be first rate in terms of avoiding injuries and fatigue, so let's see.

[The wanderer]

1 hour ago, gkmacca said:

 

This coaching team is supposed to be first rate in terms of avoiding injuries and fatigue, so let's see.

They kept Dom out yesterday because they felt he was a risk due to the amount of game time he had under his belt. So that’s a good sign.

[The wanderer]

3 hours ago, The wanderer said:

I think they are all back , saw a video of them all training yesterday -doing all the tests.

 

Trent did not look happy to be back.

[diamondjoe]

35 minutes ago, The wanderer said:

Trent did not look happy to be back.

Fuck him. He can't spend his whole time with Jude whatshisface in some club/restaurant in fucking godknowswhere. 

[dave u]

9 hours ago, The wanderer said:

Trent did not look happy to be back.

 

Darwin blowing Gakpo and Diaz away in the stamina test. That's my boy right there.

[dave u]

Big fan of Diaz wanting to have a footy with him at all times, even in the gym.

[Section_31]

10 hours ago, The wanderer said:

Trent did not look happy to be back.

 

He's had a boat on him for as long as I can remember, especially when someone power walks past him and we go one down.

[Red Shift]

On 04/08/2024 at 23:51, an tha said:

Better get yourself a seasie down at home park then....

Bugger

[3 Stacks]

10 hours ago, The wanderer said:

Trent did not look happy to be back.

Hope he fucks off.

[Red Shift]

Trent needs to stop loving the smell of his own shit. Arne will sort it quick smart, I’m sure.

[Chip Butty]

35 minutes ago, Red Shift said:

Trent needs to stop loving the smell of his own shit. Arne will sort it quick smart, I’m sure.

Roses really smell like poo poo-poo

[No2]

Ha ha Darwin needed to be told not to be ahead of the line by the fitness chap. First player to be offside in a beep test.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

12 hours ago, The wanderer said:

Trent did not look happy to be back.

Bizarre comment.

 

If they'd edited it to include footage of him laughing and joining, this place would be piling in on him for not taking his training seriously.

 

[The wanderer]

4 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Bizarre comment.

 

If they'd edited it to include footage of him laughing and joining, this place would be piling in on him for not taking his training seriously.

 

Why is it bizarre ? To me he didn’t look happy . If you don’t agree fine.