Preseason Thread

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Bollocks, I fell asleep in the 1st half.

 

What's worse it was a MUTV stream so it's now infected my dreams.

[Red Shift]

4 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

Like I said, we could probably replace Jones, Gravenberch and Endo with Nyoni, Bajcetic and Clark and lose nothing. Midfield is the clear strength in terms of the young players.

 

Doak is shite at this very moment and there is no other youth forward player that has the level. Maybe Danns or the Chelsea kid we have or haven't bought will get there.

I deffo want to see Danns starting in some games, or at the very least lots of sub time. I like him a lot. So close to scoring in the cup final with a great header. He’s quick thinking and unselfish when he knows he needs to pass

[KMD7]

Always nice to beat the Mancs

[razor]

1 hour ago, Red Shift said:

I deffo want to see Danns starting in some games, or at the very least lots of sub time. I like him a lot. So close to scoring in the cup final with a great header. He’s quick thinking and unselfish when he knows he needs to pass

 

He also doesn't, to my knowledge, tuck his shorts up like the lad we had up front today did.  Such a playground affectation.  "Messi did it, so I am too. It helps with .... erm .. helps with .... er .... I think it looks cool."

[John102]

4 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Bollocks, I fell asleep in the 1st half.

 

What's worse it was a MUTV stream so it's now infected my dreams.

Brother War, Brother Famine and Brother Pestilence.

[Mark M]

Is Robertson injured? 

[sir roger]

3 minutes ago, Mark M said:

Is Robertson injured? 

Yep, went to the Euros with a niggle and they successfully turned it into an injury for us.

[El Rojo]

Arne Slot’s red army (Clap, clap)

[TheRedMachine]

3 hours ago, Red Shift said:

I deffo want to see Danns starting in some games, or at the very least lots of sub time. I like him a lot. So close to scoring in the cup final with a great header. He’s quick thinking and unselfish when he knows he needs to pass

He’ll have a job doing all that from Plymouth 

[Caramac]

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Friendly or competitive; senior or junior or legends; men or women - it always feels good to beat the Mancs.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

9 hours ago, Lee909 said:

Really don't see a position that fits Jones in our set up. 

 

 

9 hours ago, Lee909 said:

2-0 Salah to Jones

I love stuff like this.

[Bobby Hundreds]

The playing around the back is going to age me Klopp style too isn't it.

[bossy]

Stayed up and watched but was pissed by the second half and couldn’t keep up with the subs, ha. Deffo sorted for keepers now for sure. Thought we looked good in parts and well happy with the result. 

[Caramac]

 

The two managers reflect on the game..

[Code]

It was a really clever finish by Carvalho, letting it go from his right to his left foot, Onana was certainly not expecting that and as cmpletely wrong footed. 

[Harry's Lad]

7 minutes ago, Caramac said:

 

The two managers reflect on the game..

The glare off those bonces man....

[El Rojo]

39 minutes ago, Code said:

It was a really clever finish by Carvalho, letting it go from his right to his left foot, Onana was certainly not expecting that and as cmpletely wrong footed. 

Code dropping a huge hint that he wants a spot on the Match Of The Day panel. 
 

I even read it in Alan Shearer’s voice.

[Section_31]

Good to see the mancs are still shit, who'd have thought big Jim getting rid of a few dinner ladies and slashing the stationery bill wouldn't have had the squad sucking diesel.

[an tha]

5 hours ago, Red Shift said:

I deffo want to see Danns starting in some games, or at the very least lots of sub time. I like him a lot. So close to scoring in the cup final with a great header. He’s quick thinking and unselfish when he knows he needs to pass

Better get yourself a seasie down at home park then....

[manwiththestick]

57 minutes ago, Code said:

It was a really clever finish by Carvalho, letting it go from his right to his left foot, Onana was certainly not expecting that and as cmpletely wrong footed. 

Onana is wrong footed so often he's actually correctly footed.

[Kevin D]

12 hours ago, Red Phoenix said:

 

It's something they do before most big sporting events over there I think regardless of what it is. Or at least that's what I heard on one of these streams recently.

It’s even more egregious when they do it in boxing.

 

It’s 5:30am, the fight’s between two Eastern Europeans, the coke is starting to wear off and they trot out some idiot you’ve never heard of.

[halewood pete]

2 hours ago, Caramac said:

 

 

 

[El Rojo]

Ten Hag will be gone by November.

 

Get the new rube’s thread ready. 

[manwiththestick]

4 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Ten Hag will be gone by November.

 

Get the new rube’s thread ready. 

Southgate's gonna have his work cut out for him with that lot.