Tony Gordon- Welcome to Liverpool

[Spy Bee]

I think he's a very good player, a shithouse and a Clare Balding lookalike!

[Bjornebye]

22 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

I think he's a very good player, a shithouse and a Clare Balding lookalike!

He looks like he has meth for breakfast 

[an tha]

Any pics of him leaning yet?

[Smell The Glove]

23 minutes ago, an tha said:

Any pics of him leaning yet?

No but plenty of him fully fallen over

[Bobby Hundreds]

No thanks from me. He doesn't elevate this side for the fee he'd cost anymore than what we currently have on the left. Feels like a massive misuse of funds unless you are generating more by selling both Diaz and Gakpo. If Gordon came in as our only signing I'd have to chalk it up as another shit window where we didn't do enough.

[an tha]

46 minutes ago, Smell The Glove said:

No but plenty of him fully fallen over

Wait until he wins a penalty at the pit for it

[Smell The Glove]

4 minutes ago, an tha said:

Wait until he wins a penalty at the pit for it

You'd have to hope the stewards aren't as slack as the Euros ones. It would not be pretty haha.

[Leyton388]

Be worth it just for the fume. 

[an tha]

2 hours ago, Smell The Glove said:

You'd have to hope the stewards aren't as slack as the Euros ones. It would not be pretty haha.

Imagine the feeeeeeeewwwwmmm......

[KMD7]

 

Worth signing him just to hear Slot saying this 

[Elite]

[joe_fishfish]

Calling it now, this won't be happening this window.

[an tha]

Come home, Antknee lad

[Creator Supreme]

5 hours ago, Elite said:

Ha, brilliant.

[El Dangerous]

Hearing there’s going to be some serious *movement in the next few days.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Bowel Movement.

[Lee909]

[El Dangerous]

Hearing this will accelerate once he gets back from Paris.

[Riley Greenleaf]

13 hours ago, KMD7 said:

 

Worth signing him just to hear Slot saying this 

Great film that

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 30/07/2024 at 20:16, Bobby Hundreds said:

No thanks from me. He doesn't elevate this side for the fee he'd cost anymore than what we currently have on the left. Feels like a massive misuse of funds unless you are generating more by selling both Diaz and Gakpo. If Gordon came in as our only signing I'd have to chalk it up as another shit window where we didn't do enough.

If nobody comes in, I'd consider it a more successful window than if Gordon does.

[Mook]

1 hour ago, El Dangerous said:

Hearing there’s going to be some serious *movement in the next few days.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Bowel Movement.

 

Speaking on behalf of all Reds who suffer from constipation, I fucking hope so.

[luxury_scruff]

I can confirm that this is happening. Player side of the deal is done. 

[luxury_scruff]

We are pushing for this window, if not, it will be the next one.

 

*mates a family member of his.

[The Midnight Rambler]

Just doesn't feel 'Edwards' paying 70m for Gordon. 

[Code]

Gordon will be superb for us.

 

I might even start to call him Flash. 

[No2]

15 minutes ago, The Midnight Rambler said:

Just doesn't feel 'Edwards' paying 70m for Gordon. 

If his rate of progression improves at the same rate he'll be worth twice that in 12 months.