Eurovision 2024

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Pollard yet again lying the fat sweaty sleazy ugly libellous shitbag cunt. 

Man still can’t find a girlfriend so he has to direct all that pent up sexual energy somewhere else.

[Gnasher]

I wasn't bothered about the politics or the banning of the Israeli contestant (or should that read Russian contestant) but for weeks it's been rammed down people's throat it's just a song contest, a bit of fun, keep politics our of it etc but as soon as the voting opened the same people blanket bombed everyone with propaganda for the Israeli singer. The UK entrant they were adamant should perform was quietly forgotten about. 

 

Heres a renowned British journalist. Admits he's never watched the show. Many more like him. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

I don't get why anybody would want to watch that shite.

[Captain Turdseye]

12 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

I don't get why anybody would want to watch that shite.

It’s fun for kids and it means they get to stay up until midnight. 
 

Not sure my youngest will want to bother next year so that might have been my last one until the grandkids. 

[Josef Svejk]

2 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

 

The likeliest explanation is that anyone who wanted to protest against Israel boycotted the vote altogether; of those who did vote, Israel would have got a sympathy vote from the "keep politics out of entertainment" crowd, on top of those who just liked the song.

 

In an era where national elections and referendums are manipulated by foreign powers, the likelihood of a highly politicized tele-vote being above board approaches zero. 

[Barrington Womble]

3 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

The UK should learn a lesson having received no points from the public. Actually thought the song was in the top few, Olly can sing and perform. However, they went the full gay with the choreography. You don't go the full gay at Eurovision you keep it queer, mildy homoerotic, playful and fun. Lots of European countries still have strong and fundamentally Christian/Catholic  views on homosexuality and were never going to spend their 15p on us. 

 

The winner wore a skirt and eye diamontes, that's the level you need to aim for to get those public votes rolling in. 

 

The saddest thing about this year was the absence of Hannah Waddingham though. She should just be on screen at all times, and when she isn't on screen everyone should be asking, "Where's Hannah?"

It's a sorry fucking day when you can't enjoy Malin Ackerman Paulie. 

[Gnasher]

1 minute ago, Captain Willard said:

Israel did very well in the public votes across Europe despite the protests, Twitter calls for boycott etc. Maybe social media is not reflective of popular opinion after all. 

 

I think Israel had a bit of a push tbh, incidentally mainly on Twitter. Plus a lot of the anti Israel vote boycotted the comp so didn't vote at all. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Israel did very well in the public votes across Europe despite the protests, Twitter calls for boycott etc. Maybe social media is not reflective of popular opinion after all. 

You’re suggesting more across Europe support genocide than is being made out? 

[Gnasher]

 

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

24 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s fun for kids and it means they get to stay up until midnight. 
 

Not sure my youngest will want to bother next year so that might have been my last one until the grandkids. 

Reading some of the stuff on here about it I'm not sure some of it was appropriate for kids to watch. 

Willard mentioned simulated anal sex in a set based on a public toilet.

Hardly entertainment for children.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Harry's Lad said:

Reading some of the stuff on here about it I'm not sure some of it was appropriate for kids to watch. 

Willard mentioned simulated anal sex in a set based on a public toilet.

Hardly entertainment for children.

Some fella sung with his cock out. Don’t be so prude 

[Harry's Lad]

16 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Some fella sung with his cock out. Don’t be so prude 

Prude? Me? I've done that once or twice myself mate.

[Captain Turdseye]

And that’s why Harry’s Lad was forced to give up his career as a children’s entertainer. 

[Rico1304]

Ha ha this is brilliant. 
 

https://x.com/heyheyderekfaye/status/1789388840009953324?s=46&t=wTmhxkVCGgzL1q3_vvfmTA

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Josef Svejk said:

 

In an era where national elections and referendums are manipulated by foreign powers, the likelihood of a highly politicized tele-vote being above board approaches zero. 

Fair point.

 

One thing we can rule out is that the vote reflects some sort of groundswell of support for Israel (which has, presumably, materialised in the ten days since pro-Palestinian candidates did so well in the local elections).

[SasaS]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Good point. Simulated anal sex in a set based on a public toilet  was never going to get many votes from eastern or southern European countries. 

 

Also, Britain should start taking Eurovision seriously; it is, after all, the only available channel for its pop music to reach other countries.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Gnasher said:

I wasn't bothered about the politics or the banning of the Israeli contestant (or should that read Russian contestant) but for weeks it's been rammed down people's throat it's just a song contest, a bit of fun, keep politics our of it etc but as soon as the voting opened the same people blanket bombed everyone with propaganda for the Israeli singer. The UK entrant they were adamant should perform was quietly forgotten about. 

 

Heres a renowned British journalist. Admits he's never watched the show. Many more like him. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Which would you like to be the face of the future?". A Goth playing dress-up or someone representing a racist, terrorist that is committing genocide right now?

 

Yeah, tough choice, Shredded Wheat head.

[Pete]

No. It’s 5 blokes in a toilet about to shag. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

11 minutes ago, Pete said:

No. It’s 5 blokes in a toilet about to shag. 

It might have been the toilet of a spaceship.

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

It might have been the toilet of a spaceship.

Could have been the Turdis!

[Pete]

4 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Could have been the Turdis!

 

[Creator Supreme]

3 minutes ago, Pete said:

 

I stole that from Victor Lewis-Smith's TV Offal. Gay Daleks sketch.

[Gnasher]

 

 

 

 

 

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, Pete said:

No. It’s 5 blokes in a toilet about to shag. 

 

Black hole you say,

[Gnasher]

 

 

Just a show biz comp. Keep politics out of it.