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Arne Slot


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Again, this thread is insane. What the fuck else would he be doing right now. The entire club and staff are on holiday right now. 
You’d imagine he’s in regular contact with the staff regarding pre season preparations etc (which probably already happened before he arrived)

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18 minutes ago, aws said:

Weird behaviour. The biggest job he’ll ever have and it’s as if he’s not arsed. Stupid too because he really needs to make a big impression if he wants to fill Jurgen’s shoes and first impressions matter.  

Surely when the press conference happens is down to the club? I'm sure he'd do whatever is asked. He couldn't keep his gob shit when he was managing another club such was his excitement..

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1 hour ago, aws said:

Weird behaviour. The biggest job he’ll ever have and it’s as if he’s not arsed. Stupid too because he really needs to make a big impression if he wants to fill Jurgen’s shoes and first impressions matter.  

 

Just wait til he rolls up, popping wheelies on his Grifter, giving Mbappe a croggy.

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1 hour ago, aws said:

Weird behaviour. The biggest job he’ll ever have and it’s as if he’s not arsed. Stupid too because he really needs to make a big impression if he wants to fill Jurgen’s shoes and first impressions matter.  

 

Just wait til he rolls up, popping wheelies on his Grifter, giving Mbappe a croggy.

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3 hours ago, etho said:

Again, this thread is insane. What the fuck else would he be doing right now. The entire club and staff are on holiday right now. 
You’d imagine he’s in regular contact with the staff regarding pre season preparations etc (which probably already happened before he arrived)

 

They aren't though. There will be plenty of people still working around the club and at the training ground. It's not the school 6 Weeks holiday, they don't just padlock the gates and come back in August.

 

It's his one big chance, he ain't gonna get to manage Real Madrid if this goes tits up. So why would he be taking beak with his lass at a Calvin Harris club night. Get here, fucking holiday when you're 55 and you've won shit. Put everything you've got into being a success. 

 

He's either supremely confident in his ability or he's not that arsed and really laid back, which is a worry considering our squad and the players we might lose if next season is shit.

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3 minutes ago, Mil-ing Around said:

 

He's either supremely confident in his ability or he's not that arsed and really laid back, which is a worry considering our squad and the players we might lose if next season is shit.

 

 

The Informal One.

 

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The Invisible Man starring Arne Slot. 

 

In all seriousness though he's likely watching players he might be interested in signing given the Copa America is upcoming and the Euros are in full flow. In the words of the stereotype from Harry Enfield's show 'Calm down lads and lasses,calm down.' 

More likely scouting villages in Africa and Asia given he's probably been informed of his transfer budget. This after his meeting with Klopp and spending a week in a mental hospital trying to calm his shattered nerves. 

 

'What? The budget wont stretch to my Stroopwaffels?.. Outrageous.'

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I think the only weird behaviour is on this thread.

 

Why does anyone care about the banal platitudes he'd give when he's initially first spoken too?  You're not going to learn anything about him or his plans in any depth whatsoever while everyone is off or at the Euros.

 

The only thing we'll get in a press conference is a bunch of questions about VVD, Salah and Trent contracts and whether or not he's going to play Trent in midfield, and the press will negatively spin any answer to "Slot in the dark", "Slot rages at owners lack of action on contracts", "Slot wants Trent out" and all the story creating nonsense they love that no one can do anything about until the Euros is over.  It benefits no one.

 

Stuff will come out when he/the club are ready, and it will have zero impact on the season, because it's just nonsense talk.  And if anyone is forming a negative opinion of him now then they're as bad a bellend as all the other internet 'now now now' gobshites.  

 

Have some patients you fucking children.

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4 hours ago, JohnnyH said:

I think the only weird behaviour is on this thread.

 

Why does anyone care about the banal platitudes he'd give when he's initially first spoken too?  You're not going to learn anything about him or his plans in any depth whatsoever while everyone is off or at the Euros.

 

The only thing we'll get in a press conference is a bunch of questions about VVD, Salah and Trent contracts and whether or not he's going to play Trent in midfield, and the press will negatively spin any answer to "Slot in the dark", "Slot rages at owners lack of action on contracts", "Slot wants Trent out" and all the story creating nonsense they love that no one can do anything about until the Euros is over.  It benefits no one.

 

Stuff will come out when he/the club are ready, and it will have zero impact on the season, because it's just nonsense talk.  And if anyone is forming a negative opinion of him now then they're as bad a bellend as all the other internet 'now now now' gobshites.  

 

Have some patients you fucking children.


Too early to demand that Klopp returns then?

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7 hours ago, JohnnyH said:

I think the only weird behaviour is on this thread.

 

Why does anyone care about the banal platitudes he'd give when he's initially first spoken too?  You're not going to learn anything about him or his plans in any depth whatsoever while everyone is off or at the Euros.

 

The only thing we'll get in a press conference is a bunch of questions about VVD, Salah and Trent contracts and whether or not he's going to play Trent in midfield, and the press will negatively spin any answer to "Slot in the dark", "Slot rages at owners lack of action on contracts", "Slot wants Trent out" and all the story creating nonsense they love that no one can do anything about until the Euros is over.  It benefits no one.

 

Stuff will come out when he/the club are ready, and it will have zero impact on the season, because it's just nonsense talk.  And if anyone is forming a negative opinion of him now then they're as bad a bellend as all the other internet 'now now now' gobshites.  

 

Have some patients you fucking children.


 

I think a lot of its tongue in cheek. Imagine the for at Anfield when we don’t hear a thing from him until the first game of the season and just after YNWA the smashed glass from the Stone Cold Steve Austin music starts and he bounces onto the pitch in leather 

 

 

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28 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:


 

I think a lot of its tongue in cheek. Imagine the for at Anfield when we don’t hear a thing from him until the first game of the season and just after YNWA the smashed glass from the Stone Cold Steve Austin music starts and he bounces onto the pitch in leather 

 

 

Arne 3:16 

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Get us bonus LGBQT bonus points I guess 

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