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Summer 2024 Transfer Thread


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1 hour ago, Elite said:

He also looks like Wallace from The Wire, which is obviously top priority for our scouting team.

 

1 hour ago, Red Phoenix said:

 

I hope we're at least aggressively monitoring.

WHERE WALLACE AT?

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10 minutes ago, Scott_M said:


I’ll do it in return for you Taylor Swift tickets…


If only.

 

I’m actually furious with my sister in law as she promised my daughter she’d gotten two tickets for one of the Wembley gigs.

 

Turns out she’d taken a promise off a random as confirmation and now I’m picking up the pieces of a really sad seven year old and wondering if I should sell a spleen and use the money on a resale site…

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12 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:


If only.

 

I’m actually furious with my sister in law as she promised my daughter she’d gotten two tickets for one of the Wembley gigs.

 

Turns out she’d taken a promise off a random as confirmation and now I’m picking up the pieces of a really sad seven year old and wondering if I should sell a spleen and use the money on a resale site…


That is shite, I’d give her a gob full.

 

I’m looking at Seat Pick and thinking about selling a spleen as well…

 

My wife got a Ticketmaster email earlier in the week about a late sale - block AU in the ARE, so behind the stage and you’ll see fuck all but only £50 - went to her junk folder and missed it. 

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52 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:


If only.

 

I’m actually furious with my sister in law as she promised my daughter she’d gotten two tickets for one of the Wembley gigs.

 

Turns out she’d taken a promise off a random as confirmation and now I’m picking up the pieces of a really sad seven year old and wondering if I should sell a spleen and use the money on a resale site…

 

 

Get this printed out really big and stick it on her bedroom wall, then play a compilation cd of her greates hits while you both dance around the bedroom. This quality Taylor Swift Concert Experience was brought to you by Viz.

 

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If that fails, tell her she shouldn't be ungrateful as when they were her age Rishi Sunak didn't have Sky TV, and Keir Starmer was ashamed to bring mates home because of his threadbare carpet. In comparisson her life is unicorns and sunlit uplands.

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9 hours ago, The wanderer said:

I see Mr Pearce is on redmen tv predicting 3 or 4 new faces arriving . Hmmm .

 

3 or 4 new faces.

 

1. Arne Slot

2. Arne's new assistant 

3. Arne's new coach

4. The return of Fabio Carvalho can be 'like a new signing'

 

Job done.

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53 minutes ago, Mook said:

If my kids wanted to go to a gig that cost £50+ per ticket, they'd be getting told to fuck right off.

What if they desperately wanted to go to a gig where only VIP tickets remained which were going for in excess of £300+?

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1 hour ago, Scott_M said:

Anyway, back to when Yoro eventually signs for Real Madrid, we’ll be like…

 

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Which is why I'm quietly hoping we sign someone like Pacho before Madrid get their grubby hands over a scruffy (but highly sought after) teenager. "Well we've already signed the CB we wanted and he's gonna be 10x better than your lad so fucking up yours"

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28 minutes ago, Binomial said:

What if they desperately wanted to go to a gig where only VIP tickets remained which were going for in excess of £300+?

 

Again, they'd be told to fuck right off.

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1 hour ago, Binomial said:

What if they desperately wanted to go to a gig where only VIP tickets remained which were going for in excess of £300+?

 

"You only live once"

"Yay!!!"

"No, I meant don't ask again."

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3 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:


If only.

 

 

I’m actually furious with my sister in law as she promised my daughter she’d gotten two tickets for one of the Wembley gigs.

 

Turns out she’d taken a promise off a random as confirmation and now I’m picking up the pieces of a really sad seven year old and wondering if I should sell a spleen and use the money on a resale site…

 

Just do what the blues do and blame the Sly six. 

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2 hours ago, Mook said:

If my kids wanted to go to a gig that cost £50+ per ticket, they'd be getting told to fuck right off.

 

Hate to say it Mark, you really to play into the miserable & cheap Scot’s stereotype.

 

I can say this with love because my Dad is also one. 

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