Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

[razor]

9 hours ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

We seem to be linked with this fella in the clickbait press. never heard of the cunt until this morning.

 

I wonder what Nabil El Zhar's YouTube highlights showreel set to a Laurent Garnier remix would have looked like.

 

I would guess something like this.

[joe_fishfish]

I think we have U13 players taller than him.

[Scott_M]

From Ghana’s #1 football writer…

 

[Barrington Womble]

2 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

From Ghana’s #1 football writer…

 

How do we trigger a release clause that doesn't exist yet? 

[aws]

3 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

How do we trigger a release clause that doesn't exist yet? 

We’re quick on the draw? 

[johnsusername]

3 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

How do we trigger a release clause that doesn't exist yet? 

 

[sir roger]

Shouldn't need to trigger anything at £85m, the remaining Dildo brother will helicopter him here before we change our mind.

[lifetime fan]

16 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

 

Time is an abstract concept, this is a wristwatch. 

[Anubis]

There doesn’t have to be a release clause for there to be a release clause, and there is a release clause.

 

Anyway, in more amusing news, according to desperate clickbait Transfer accounts (said to be courtesy of the Daily Express but I could find no such Tweet) we are going to offer Newcastke £100m for the human/rat hybrid.

[Barrington Womble]

18 minutes ago, Anubis said:

There doesn’t have to be a release clause for there to be a release clause, and there is a release clause.

 

Anyway, in more amusing news, according to desperate clickbait Transfer accounts (said to be courtesy of the Daily Express but I could find no such Tweet) we are going to offer Newcastke £100m for the human/rat hybrid.

Gordon?

[Anubis]

Yes. As if.

[El Rojo]

2 hours ago, johnsusername said:

 

LFC are delighted to announce that Rust Cohle has been appointed to help challenge the time/space continuum with a view to bolstering the club’s recruitment activities. 

[El Dangerous]

2 hours ago, sir roger said:

Shouldn't need to trigger anything at £85m, the remaining Dildo brother will helicopter him here before we change our mind.

For £85m I’d want a commemorative dildo modelled on Slots beautiful sleek bald head and the reanimated corpse of Jacqueline Gold demonstrating its use.

[Mook]

2 hours ago, El Rojo said:

LFC are delighted to announce that Rust Cohle has been appointed to help challenge the time/space continuum with a view to bolstering the club’s recruitment activities. 

 

Ha ha, superb.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Imagine signing Gordon for 100 million. I'd instantly want Edwards, Richards, Ward, Slot the entire non playing staff sacked.

 

See how your diving works at Liverpool, you won't get shit. 100 million who comes up with this shit.

[Scott_M]

31 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Imagine signing Gordon for 100 million. I'd instantly want Edwards, Richards, Ward, Slot the entire non playing staff sacked.

 

See how your diving works at Liverpool, you won't get shit. 100 million who comes up with this shit.

I like Gordon as a player, I think he’s very good.

 

I reckon he’d come to us. He strikes me as the person who’d sell his Grandma to get ahead. 

He is an odious little shitehawk though. There is absolutely zero chance of us signing him. 

[Rushies tash]

Just now, Scott_M said:

I like Gordon as a player, I think he’s very good.

 

I reckon he’d come to us. He strikes me as the person who’d sell his Grandma to get ahead. 

He is an odious little shitehawk though. There is absolutely zero chance of us signing him. 

 

It'd take him signing for us for people to suddenly notice his diving.

[3 Stacks]

Gordon made me a fan quicker than almost any player. Guy is a dawg.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Gordon's face wouldn't fit here. We've clearly got a no uggos policy.

[Scott_M]

17 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Gordon's face wouldn't fit here. We've clearly got a no uggos policy.

Dunno, straight swap for Diaz.

[Elite]

[El Rojo]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Imagine signing Gordon for 100 million. I'd instantly want Edwards, Richards, Ward, Slot the entire non playing staff sacked.

 

See how your diving works at Liverpool, you won't get shit. 100 million who comes up with this shit.

Hearing these are the original lyrics for John Lennon’s Imagine.

[Barrington Womble]

7 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Hearing these are the original lyrics for John Lennon’s Imagine.

No wonder he felt just like starting over. 

[Lee909]

51 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

I like Gordon as a player, I think he’s very good.

 

I reckon he’d come to us. He strikes me as the person who’d sell his Grandma to get ahead. 

He is an odious little shitehawk though. There is absolutely zero chance of us signing him. 

 

Pretty much exactly the same thoughts

 

I do love the thought of him diving a winning a pen for us in a game that sends Everton down. 

[Creator Supreme]

Bring him home.

 

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