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The 2024 General Election Thread


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Who Do You Plan To Vote For? (Voters names not public)   

119 members have voted

  1. 1. Who Do You Plan To Vote For? (Voters names not public)

    • Labour
      73
    • Tory
      0
    • Lib-Dems
      5
    • Green
      16
    • Reform
      1
    • Other (Please State)
      3
    • None, they can all fuck off
      13
    • None - I'm not eligible to vote
      8


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4 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Whatever happens, they'll never stop the revolution.

 

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Be great if it turned out that Ben Habib was a raging lefty who, after a year spent consuming peyote with the Lacandon people in Mexico, made it his life's mission to crack open Ann Widdecombe before she completely seized up.

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1 hour ago, Arniepie said:

And it was going so well

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I thought for maybe the first time ever I was going to agree with Tommy Robinson there. Then he fucking ruined it. He needs to change that tweet to replace "what a disappointment" with "how fucking funny is that". 

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9 hours ago, Megadrive Man said:

 

The Lib dems have just won 72 seats with 3.5 million votes. Something tells me that pushing for PR won't be quite as important to them now!

They got 11.1% of the seats by winning 12.2% of the votes cast. 

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6 hours ago, Section_31 said:

The "right" in Britain isn't a movement, there's no ideology there, they think Aryan is a make of air conditioning units. They're a collection of football hooligans and Alf Garnett types led by snake oil salesmen whose only real politics is money.

I think they've overtaken the left in terms of PFJ/JPF-style factionalism.

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6 hours ago, Gnasher said:

Independents!! This fella seems a wrong un. Can't put my finger on it why he shouldn't be in there. No respect for our culture. 

 

 

 

 

Unlike the main man in da house.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That grifter must be minted, but he's still flogging his arse for chump change on Cameo; and he's learned nothing from "Up the Ra!"

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1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

It's possible that they just fancied some decent cakes after a hard day's bungee jumping and body boarding.

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Regardless of voting habits, those seem like my kind of people. I'm getting a sugar rush just looking at that.

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I’m trying to get my head around Reform. Ben Habib born in Pakistan ex deputy and the new chairman Zia Yusuf, a Muslim. Unless they’re just a bunch of rich twats all screwing over the UK to make money, I can’t see what’s in it for them…

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It's been a week but I am still knackered from last Thursday. 

 

Representing the Green Party in my beloved St Helens North, I put on a campaign of hope not hate and on not being a sensible moderate. I am very proud of our manifesto and I felt it was time to invest, not wring hands and make excuses about the poor state of public finances. 

 

Nationally it was our best ever night and I came 4th with nearly 3500 votes. 8.6% of the vote and therefore the first Green candidate in St Helens to get their deposit back. For 10 minutes, the candidate in St Helens South got his deposit back too. 

 

It was a really surreal experience being stood on stage whilst David Baines gave his (classy) victory speech with me in the background. I was interviewed by local press and had my photee on the live blog. I was asked to visit areas and speak to people. I represented the party at a hustings (from which we got a new member). I had to share a stage with the English Constitution Party. All of these are things I will never forget. 

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32 minutes ago, Dan Vito Corleone said:

It's been a week but I am still knackered from last Thursday. 

 

Representing the Green Party in my beloved St Helens North, I put on a campaign of hope not hate and on not being a sensible moderate. I am very proud of our manifesto and I felt it was time to invest, not wring hands and make excuses about the poor state of public finances. 

 

Nationally it was our best ever night and I came 4th with nearly 3500 votes. 8.6% of the vote and therefore the first Green candidate in St Helens to get their deposit back. For 10 minutes, the candidate in St Helens South got his deposit back too. 

 

It was a really surreal experience being stood on stage whilst David Baines gave his (classy) victory speech with me in the background. I was interviewed by local press and had my photee on the live blog. I was asked to visit areas and speak to people. I represented the party at a hustings (from which we got a new member). I had to share a stage with the English Constitution Party. All of these are things I will never forget. 

 

Amazing and I hope you stick with it Dan, politics needs people like you. Have you thought of running for council between now and the next General Election? 

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12 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Amazing and I hope you stick with it Dan, politics needs people like you. Have you thought of running for council between now and the next General Election? 

 

At the moment I can barely run a bath I am that tired - but in 2026 I might be a bit more rejuvenated so if asked to, I will probably strongly consider it mate yes. 

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52 minutes ago, Dan Vito Corleone said:

It's been a week but I am still knackered from last Thursday. 

 

Representing the Green Party in my beloved St Helens North, I put on a campaign of hope not hate and on not being a sensible moderate. I am very proud of our manifesto and I felt it was time to invest, not wring hands and make excuses about the poor state of public finances. 

 

Nationally it was our best ever night and I came 4th with nearly 3500 votes. 8.6% of the vote and therefore the first Green candidate in St Helens to get their deposit back. For 10 minutes, the candidate in St Helens South got his deposit back too. 

 

It was a really surreal experience being stood on stage whilst David Baines gave his (classy) victory speech with me in the background. I was interviewed by local press and had my photee on the live blog. I was asked to visit areas and speak to people. I represented the party at a hustings (from which we got a new member). I had to share a stage with the English Constitution Party. All of these are things I will never forget. 

From a fellow greenie, well done mate.

 

Our candidate in Knowsley got about 3,000 votes so I'm hoping he got his deposit back too.

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3 hours ago, Gnasher said:

At a suprise to no-one. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The cunts have legitimised weirdos like Farage. Pre social media his like would be on the fringes. The media just see him as an opportunity to create fuss which will generate attention on social media platforms.

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23 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

From a fellow greenie, well done mate.

 

Our candidate in Knowsley got about 3,000 votes so I'm hoping he got his deposit back too.

 

7.7% of the vote share so yes he did. 

 

And he finished above the Tories. I was polling to do so the day before so was actually pretty gutted to trail them by over a thousand votes by the end. 

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1 hour ago, Dan Vito Corleone said:

It's been a week but I am still knackered from last Thursday. 

 

Representing the Green Party in my beloved St Helens North, I put on a campaign of hope not hate and on not being a sensible moderate. I am very proud of our manifesto and I felt it was time to invest, not wring hands and make excuses about the poor state of public finances. 

 

Nationally it was our best ever night and I came 4th with nearly 3500 votes. 8.6% of the vote and therefore the first Green candidate in St Helens to get their deposit back. For 10 minutes, the candidate in St Helens South got his deposit back too. 

 

It was a really surreal experience being stood on stage whilst David Baines gave his (classy) victory speech with me in the background. I was interviewed by local press and had my photee on the live blog. I was asked to visit areas and speak to people. I represented the party at a hustings (from which we got a new member). I had to share a stage with the English Constitution Party. All of these are things I will never forget. 

 

Well done mate. Superb stuff. Could have negged 'photee' but we can move on from that. 

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An investigation has been launched after the Green Party's new MP, Dan Vito Corleone, was found to be taking policy advice from his Internet friends. Suspicions were raised when a motion was submitted to have the Commons canteen no longer serve baked beans before noon. The nomination of Simon Green to head up RADA is also set to be scrutinised at the next meeting of the Culture, Media and Sport Committee. 

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