Is World War 3 Imminent?

[Lee909]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Tonga 

 

 

The bastard

 

[Lee909]

3 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Over here it shows people hitting themselves over the head with a pan while humming sea shanties.

 

 

 

 

Come on this is pretty good

 

 

[Anubis]

11 hours ago, Section_31 said:

We've basically been at war with Russia since probably the late naughties, we just didn't know it.

 

The rise of the far right, fringe loons, fake news, undermining trust in institutions.

 

The Chinese use shit like tiktok to do the same thing. In China there's a 40 minute a day limit and it shows things like science experiments. Over here it shows people hitting themselves over the head with a pan while humming sea shanties.

 

They've both come in through the roof, like that scene in aliens, and eroded our civilisation from the inside. 

 

The favourite to be the next US president is currently arguing with Taylor Swift, and mobs of British people think covid was caused by phone masts.

 

Who needs tanks and bombs?

We’re flexible. Pearl Harbour didn’t work out so we got you with Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.

[SasaS]

Trudging back over pebbles and sand, and a strange dust lands on your hands. And on your face.

[Arniepie]

11 hours ago, Section_31 said:

We've basically been at war with Russia since probably the late naughties, we just didn't know it.

 

The rise of the far right, fringe loons, fake news, undermining trust in institutions.

 

The Chinese use shit like tiktok to do the same thing. In China there's a 40 minute a day limit and it shows things like science experiments. Over here it shows people hitting themselves over the head with a pan while humming sea shanties.

 

They've both come in through the roof, like that scene in aliens, and eroded our civilisation from the inside. 

 

The favourite to be the next US president is currently arguing with Taylor Swift, and mobs of British people think covid was caused by phone masts.

 

Who needs tanks and bombs?

its funny because its true

[Section_31]

North Korea has started sending troops to fight with Russia in Ukraine, South Korea's spy agency has said as Seoul warned of a "grave security threat".

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Good luck Aussies.

[Section_31]

Germany is developing an app to help people locate the nearest bunker in the event of attack. Sweden is distributing a 32-page pamphlet titled If Crisis or War Comes. Half a million Finns have already downloaded an emergency preparedness guide.

If the prospect of a broader conflict in Europe seems remote for many, some countries at least are taking it seriously – and, in the term used by Germany’s defence minister, Boris Pistorius, taking steps to get populations kriegsfähig: war-capable.

[Pete]

29 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Germany is developing an app to help people locate the nearest bunker in the event of attack. Sweden is distributing a 32-page pamphlet titled If Crisis or War Comes. Half a million Finns have already downloaded an emergency preparedness guide.

If the prospect of a broader conflict in Europe seems remote for many, some countries at least are taking it seriously – and, in the term used by Germany’s defence minister, Boris Pistorius, taking steps to get populations kriegsfähig: war-capable.

Yay!!! Word War 3 comes early!!!  Well at least we'll then be able to develop warp drive earlier & move to a utopian society ahead of schedule.  

[Section_31]

4 minutes ago, Pete said:

Yay!!! Word War 3 comes early!!!  Well at least we'll then be able to develop warp drive earlier & move to a utopian society ahead of schedule.  

 

I think it's just the Germans being Germans, they don't need much of excuse to unleash some vorsprung death technik

[Carvalho Diablo]

35 minutes ago, Pete said:

Yay!!! Word War 3 comes early!!!  Well at least we'll then be able to develop warp drive earlier & move to a utopian society ahead of schedule.  

 

I've stashed 3 tins of peas under the stairs.

[Pete]

14 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

I've stashed 3 tins of peas under the stairs.

Garden or mushy? 

[M_B]

Wasn't sure where to put this one, but we don't seem to have a Georgia thread.

 

Anyway - automatic hip fired firework launcher;

 

 

[polymerpunkah]

Looks like a nipsey dazer to me.

[SasaS]

Arne seems blissfully unaware he is just getting us closer and closer. As if pandemic wasn't warning enough.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, SasaS said:

Arne seems blissfully unaware he is just getting us closer and closer. As if pandemic wasn't warning enough.

Yeah but we beat Shitty* 2 nil
 

That’s how he pronounces them and it’s superb 

[Section_31]

Nah Norris Green that. 

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Nah Norris Green that. 

Norris Green = Beirut 

[Creator Supreme]

Emergency Martial Law declared in South Korea (and it has fuck all to do with Sammo Hung or Arsenio Hall before anyone starts).

 

Sounds like Krazy Kim is up to some shenanigans.

 

Stock up on beans folks, even you Stig.

[Pete]

What a fantastic world we live in.  

When do the aliens invade and put us all out of our misery??  That or an animal uprising.  

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Pete said:

What a fantastic world we live in.  

When do the aliens invade and put us all out of our misery??  That or an animal uprising.  

I'd be happy with either of them, at least it would be over.

[TheHowieLama]

21 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Emergency Martial Law declared in South Korea (and it has fuck all to do with Sammo Hung or Arsenio Hall before anyone starts).

 

Sounds like Krazy Kim is up to some shenanigans.

 

Stock up on beans folks, even you Stig.

The Yonhap News Agency is reporting that the leader of South Korean opposition Democratic Party, Lee Jae-myung, has said the declaration of martial law is unconstitutional.

Yonhap is also reporting that Han Dong-hoon, the head of the ruling People Power Party - of which President Yoon Suk Yeol is a member - has also vowed to block the declaration, describing it as "wrong".

[Creator Supreme]

42 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

The Yonhap News Agency is reporting that the leader of South Korean opposition Democratic Party, Lee Jae-myung, has said the declaration of martial law is unconstitutional.

Yonhap is also reporting that Han Dong-hoon, the head of the ruling People Power Party - of which President Yoon Suk Yeol is a member - has also vowed to block the declaration, describing it as "wrong".

That's disappointing, makes it sound like he's done it to cover his own arse, rather than Krazy Kim nuking them.

[Bjornebye]

Yeah looks like it’s internal issues and he’s a bit of an arrogant prick. This won’t end well for him I suspect 

 

 

[Red Phoenix]

Hopefully the stupid cunt running South Korea doesn't say they're at war because it'd mean Genocide Joe taking control of their military. In wartime they lose control of it and the US takes over.

 

Imagine being in that situation and the only thing you have up next is the prospect of Trump taking control of your country's military soon instead if war breaks out. Fucking joke and it should've been ended a long time ago.