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Someone obscure you'd like to crane kick


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7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Yep he's an utter cunt and you can tell the older dragons think so and all, especially that tanned penfold bills flogging cunt Touker

 

he started off all mr nice but as with any pretender (especially when you watch reality programmes) the mask slips eventually and the reality is, he's a jammy twat who patronises fuck out of people and thinks he's some sort of online marketing wizard. So be it but just retire on your millions and sit on a sun lounger in southern Italy getting your balls licked by a supermodel (male or female not sure what he prefers) you boring gurning cunt 

 

The way these social media clowns make money is similar to the way most app and fintech developers do. They convince older people with money they've discovered alchemy and sell it to them before they realise it's total bollocks. See .com bubble and that bird who got sent down for her blag Thanos app. 

 

I'd have more time for a business who has a couple of coffee shops, i,e an actual bricks and mortar business with stock and a product you can hold in your hand than these millennial snakeoil shysters.

 

"Oooh listen to my podcast and find out how you too can be a total shyster and a bum."  

 

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2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

The way these social media clowns make money is similar to the way most app and fintech developers do. They convince older people with money they've discovered alchemy and sell it to them before they realise it's total bollocks. See .com bubble and that bird who got sent down for her blag Thanos app. 

 

I'd have more time for a business who has a couple of coffee shops, i,e an actual bricks and mortar business with stock and a product you can hold in your hand than these millennial snakeoil shysters.

 

"Oooh listen to my podcast and find out how you too can be a total shyster and a bum."  

 

 

Give sugar his due, he tends to take the plunge with a plumber or a cookie baker than some online wankhead 

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On 12/12/2023 at 10:43, Section_31 said:

Steven Bartlett, the young lad from Dragon's Den. Smug cunt. Social media entrepreneurs = Billy bullshitter.

 

I knew he'd have a podcast too, I just knew it. The last refuge of the famous bum. Nailed on ghostwritten Christmas book too.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0rwz5xkrg8o

 

Adverts for nutrition products promoted by Diary of a CEO podcaster Steven Bartlett have been banned after a watchdog said they were misleading.

 

No surprise to see he's got interests in Huel and ZOE.

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35 minutes ago, skend04 said:

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0rwz5xkrg8o

 

Adverts for nutrition products promoted by Diary of a CEO podcaster Steven Bartlett have been banned after a watchdog said they were misleading.

 

No surprise to see he's got interests in Huel and ZOE.


Proper gobshite him. He’s even worse than Gary Neville was on Dragons Den. Get Bannantyne back on 

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On 08/11/2023 at 14:58, Lurtz said:

Dr. Ranj. The weird little cunt. 

 

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The little cunt is on tv this morning moaning about being abused on social media. If you weren't such a shacket-clad smug little fart you perhaps wouldn't get abuse. Cunt. 

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I can't get onboard for hate for TV doctors, they were an important source of sense during Covid while people on Facebook were talking about Magna Carters and whatnot. However, I would never stand in the way of a crane kick - especially as physician can heal thyself. 

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3 hours ago, Lurtz said:

 

The little cunt is on tv this morning moaning about being abused on social media. If you weren't such a shacket-clad smug little fart you perhaps wouldn't get abuse. Cunt. 


This plank had passed me by until I saw him on Celebrity Escape to the Country. 
 

I renamed it Celebrity Escape to the Cuntry in his honour. The wife said it wasn’t funny, but she was probably laughing on the inside. 

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You'd be OK with your kids having a driving license and freedom at 17 though?

 

I'd be fine with it, the kid turned 16 just before they travelled I think, as long as i got to help them plan it and had access to shared documents etc.

 

At 16 I tried walking to France with about 20 quid and a teach yourself French tape pack.

 

We're far too scared of things the internet has created now, we live in a much safer, connected and accoutable world.

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My grandad joined the army at 16 to be sent off to occupied Italy and Austria after being fired from his job at Dunlop's in Speke for - and I quote - 'persistent welly wanging'. God I loved that man.

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14 hours ago, Section_31 said:

My grandad joined the army at 16 to be sent off to occupied Italy and Austria after being fired from his job at Dunlop's in Speke for - and I quote - 'persistent welly wanging'. God I loved that man.

My Dad worked there for a good few years himself. All I got from it were regular pairs of Green Flash trainies!

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This smug little cunt on BBC news. Ben Boulos. It's not even his real name, his name is Ben Bland, which suits him better. He always looks as if his mum's got him ready for work, the little twat. 

 

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Stacey Dooley right after she's tried to lift my wallet in Luton town centre. Peelers be holding her arms outstretched so she can't get away and she'd be like 'don't you dare crane kick me you fucking norvern slag!', but I would - and she'd make a documentry about it for BBC 10.

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