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There is a lot of bad karma in here at the moment, so why not focus it on the cunts who have been taking points off us all season?

 

I know players like Neville, Cahill, Ronaldo, Terry, Drogba would be the staple of my sides so let’s try and keep it to this season, or at least the last couple of seasons…


GK - Pickford. Even ignoring the VVD incident, he’s still an unhinged loon. Certainly dropped on his head as a baby.
 

RB - Trippier. As overrated as they come. 

CB - Ben White. With his shit tats and permanent fake tan, he’s be more at home on Love Island.

CB - Laporte. Like his manager,  there isn’t a bigger cry baby going.

LB - Cucarella - I was struggling here to be honest. He spent most of last week down injured and I don’t like his hair. Fuck off Brian May.

 

CM - Bernardo Silva. President Rat.

CM - Bruno Fernandes. Prime Minister Rat.

CM - Foden. Mayor Rat. 
 

LW - Sterling. Self explanatory.

RW - Gordon. The biggest cheat in the league and has an incredibly punchable, fugly face. 

CF - Richarlson. If his talent matched half the size of his ego, he’d be the greatest player ever.

 

Manager - Guardiola. No doubting his talent, what a fucking cry baby. Every club he’s managed at he’s had every advantage possible and he still bleats like a little bitch. 
 

Assistant - Jason Tindall. Who the fuck is this cunt? I can’t stand him. Also looks the type to try it on with his teenage daughters friends.

 

Feels light on Mancs and Bitters. Given we play them both in a few weeks, I reserve the right to change my mind. 

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1 hour ago, an tha said:

Harry Kane - slack jawed, mouth breathing, diving fucking mong - "you don't give me two chaaarnces".

 

Cunt.

 

Although he did fuck Ingerlund over in world cup so maybe should give him a pass for now.

 

No actually fuck him the cunt.

Negging the M.

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Ramsdale or Pickford, neither have won Jack shit and act like they’re world beaters.

Apziceulta whiny cunt

Holgate wannabe hard man 

Kouma 

Digne 

 

Joelinton, fake cramp cunt.

Fernandes 

Partey no means no

 

Bernardo Silva little prick 

Havertz as per code above 

Hallaand stupid steroid face

 

 

 

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23 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Harry Maguire.

Delusions of grandeur, big time Charlie do you know who I am? shit cunt.


I originally had Maguire in my 11, then I remembered his performances against us last season, began chuckling to myself and took him out. 

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17 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Tyrone Mings - reckless and error-prone gum-chewing galoot

 


Anybody who chews gum so slovenly is instantly on my dislike list.

 

I saw Bruno Guimarães doing it in the week and he almost made the team for it. 

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Kepa Apliksdiemca. However you fucking spell his name.

 

Walks around the pitch like he's Billy Big Bollox after achieving the square-root of fuck all in the game. Van Dijk driving the ball past his ear in the penalty shootout was a delightful spectacle. 

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14 minutes ago, Lario said:

Kepa Apliksdiemca. However you fucking spell his name.

 

Walks around the pitch like he's Billy Big Bollox after achieving the square-root of fuck all in the game. Van Dijk driving the ball past his ear in the penalty shootout was a delightful spectacle. 


Nowhere near as hateful as Pickford or Martinez and again, a figure of fun.

 

His 2 page spread in the League Cup Final programme with the headline “The Penalty King” just before he lets 11 in and the spoons his own! 

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