Have you ever broken a stink bomb?

[Guest]

Seriously, those things stink really bad and the smell lasts forever. If you want to piss someone off, break one of these open and smell the pain.

[Bjornebye]

Yes. Early 90's. Terrorised the bottom of the escalators in Prescot Shopping Centre. Them and them 'snaps' were boss for gang of 9 year old pricks. 

[Elite]

I was once classified as part of a terrorist group in St. Helens in the late 90's, for my part in the 'Thriftys bombings'.

[Harry's Lad]

 I Chucked one in the staff room in school when I was 12.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Yes. Early 90's. Terrorised the bottom of the escalators in Prescot Shopping Centre. Them and them 'snaps' were boss for gang of 9 year old pricks. 

Remember those, sometimes they didn’t pop no matter what you did to them.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

I was once classified as part of a terrorist group in St. Helens in the late 90's, for my part in the 'Thriftys bombings'.

 

Fartin McGuinness over here 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Harry's Lad said:

 I Chucked one in the staff room in school when I was 12.

Hahaha bold as brass

[cloggypop]

Tony Moanero will be along shortly

[Turkish Delight]

I remember the first time I smelt one well.

 

I ended up with one somehow and broke it on the pavement outside the back door of our house just to see what it smelt like. My sister had her birthday party a couple of hours later and the whole house fucking stunk.

 

Both her and my mum were fuming with me all day. Good times.

[manwiththestick]

We used to get the train into town and there used to be a shop down the bottom of the city centre, somewhere near Tithebarn Street  that was a kind of joke shop. We would buy loads of those glass capsule stink bombs, and smoke bombs and let them off in school during lesson changes.

 

Good fun.

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Tony Moanero will be along shortly

 
Cant believe it’s been nearly 15 years since I let off a stink bomb in my parent’s kitchen, on Christmas Day morning. It still freaks my dad’s nut out to this day.

[Jairzinho]

We used to drop them off the top of a multi storey car park on to the pavement below.

 

My word, kids are cunts.

[Kevin D]

I got sent home on the last day of Primary for using one in a classroom.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Fart spray was another Masters of the late 80s and 90s.

[manwiththestick]

23 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Fart spray was another Masters of the late 80s and 90s.

Wasn't it called 'Shit in a can'? I seem to recall having some of that.

[Dav Eusher]

Billy Connolly said a good way to pass a long train journey is to get on the train early, get a seat near the bog, then very carefully put a couple of stink bombs under the seat. Then wait...

 

When someone goes in there and accidentally sets the stink bombs off, wait until the little light shows that they've unlocked the door, then shout "JESUS CHRIST! WHAT'S THAT SMELL???" Then see the light go back on as they lock themselves back in the bog in embarrassment.  And repeat every time they try to come out. Play it right, you can keep them in there for hours.

[Bjornebye]

40 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Fart spray was another Masters of the late 80s and 90s.

Pffffttttttttt forgot all about that absolutely vile stuff Christ almighty “psssshhhhh have that” and your finger would get all wet with it and you’d stink of it all day 

 

 

6 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Billy Connolly said a good way to pass a long train journey is to get on the train early, get a seat near the bog, then very carefully put a couple of stink bombs under the seat. Then wait...

 

When someone goes in there and accidentally sets the stink bombs off, wait until the little light shows that they've unlocked the door, then shout "JESUS CHRIST! WHAT'S THAT SMELL???" Then see the light go back on as they lock themselves back in the bog in embarrassment.  And repeat every time they try to come out. Play it right, you can keep them in there for hours.

“That’s not mine” a weee jobby 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Billy Connolly said a good way to pass a long train journey is to get on the train early, get a seat near the bog, then very carefully put a couple of stink bombs under the seat. Then wait...

 

When someone goes in there and accidentally sets the stink bombs off, wait until the little light shows that they've unlocked the door, then shout "JESUS CHRIST! WHAT'S THAT SMELL???" Then see the light go back on as they lock themselves back in the bog in embarrassment.  And repeat every time they try to come out. Play it right, you can keep them in there for hours.

Hahaha

[stringvest]

17 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

We used to get the train into town and there used to be a shop down the bottom of the city centre, somewhere near Tithebarn Street  that was a kind of joke shop. We would buy loads of those glass capsule stink bombs, and smoke bombs and let them off in school during lesson changes.

 

Good fun.

 

the Wizard's Den it was called mate

[Bjornebye]

Just now, stringvest said:

 

the Wizard's Den it was called mate

You knew the girl who worked there as well then 

[stringvest]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

You knew the girl who worked there as well then 

 

well at least her sleeve

[Bjornebye]

36 minutes ago, stringvest said:

 

well at least her sleeve

That was erm …. The joke ….. 

[manwiththestick]

41 minutes ago, stringvest said:

 

the Wizard's Den it was called mate

I was wracking my head last night trying to remember the name, cheers!