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Bring forth your Manchester United
Bring forth your Londoners by the score
And we'll duel with you two by two
And we'll hand a right jolly good thrashing out to you
Because Liverpool is the team that we adore

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Please give the away support directions, so they can get back to their residences safely.

 

They're rather fatigued, and would very much like to retire to their chambers.

 

(And perhaps stimulate themselves sexually.)

 

Because at present, they seem to have only 50% of the talent possessed by Liverpool Football Club.

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I was walking down Lime Street swinging my chain

Up comes a Cockney and asks me my name

I shook him by the hand and slapped him on the back

Took him back home to join the wife in the sack. 

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16 hours ago, an tha said:

Bring forth your Manchester United
Bring forth your Londoners by the score
And we'll duel with you two by two
And we'll hand a right jolly good thrashing out to you
Because Liverpool is the team that we adore

Love this. Very Blackadder-ish.

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The famous Man United went to Rome to see the pope and this is what he said...

You have a poorer record in Europe than Liverpool, best of luck in your game tonight, you will still be someway behind them whatever the result though.

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On 04/08/2022 at 08:14, Total Longo said:

He is corpulent, he is spherical, his posterior appears to be making contact with the heath, Peter Reid, Peter Reid.

Nice one.

 

He is stout,he is in a same sex relationship, his rectum is available for leasing.

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