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Posh/Correct Football Chants


VladimirIlyich
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What would happen if we cleaned up or corrected football chants?

Something like these;

 

'Who ate all the quiche,

Who ate all the quiche,

You obese gentleman or lady,

You ate all the quiche.'

 

'Who's the illegitimate gentleman or lady or non binary person,

Who's the illegitimate gentleman,lady or non binary person,

In the one of various coloured kits and carrying a whistle.'

 

 

 

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Your support is, your support is..
Your support is rather poor,  Your support is rather poor. 

We are Manchester United and we'll do what we jolly well like thank you very much. 

 

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Hello, Hellooooo

Male companions from Chelsea for whom money is paid for companionship only and if anything else transpires that is purely between consenting adults ( x 2)

Hellooooo, Hellooooooo

 

Might have to work on the phrasing a bit.

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We’ve done reasonably well playing across the continent of Europe

We are going to keep playing quite some more

From the wonderful city of Paris travelling across to the warmer climate of Turkey.

We have won quite a few trophies available to us.

Doing so under the tutelage of the wonderful Robert Paisley and the marvellous William Shankly.

Our team exercised on the grassed serene landscape of Anfield Road

supported by a terrific positive and encouraging fan base.

Many of whom hail from the fair city in the North West of England, Liverpool.

 

 

 

 

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