Tory Cunt Leadership Race.

[Numero Veinticinco]

39 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Tugendhat out

 

Sunak - 115

Mordaunt - 82

Truss - 71

Badenoch - 58

 

If Mordaunt can't get some of Badenoch's votes (which seems unlikely) then the final two will be Truss and Sunak.

This is mental. Look at those names.

[Stouffer]

[Anubis]

Ok, let’s calm down about Truss. If she wins, how can we handle her. Well here is what we know - she’s a bit of a goer and as a backbench MP fornicated with researchers (who tend to be younger men). 
 

So, what we need is a younger man with insane sexual chemistry, who can take Liz to heaven and back, at which point he’ll have her purring and renationalising railways and power, and fully-funding the NHS.

 

So we’re talking about sending in either The Bitch, or the original big sexy bastard himself, Stouffer.

[Stouffer]

5 minutes ago, Anubis said:

So we’re talking about sending in either The Bitch, or the original big sexy bastard himself, Stouffer.

[Anubis]

The Bitch it is then…

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

The Bitch it is then…

I hope nobody shouts him while he’s with her. She’d get properly confused. 

[Vincent Vega]

 

[Section_31]

We're gonna know when Stouffer has got his hands on Truss.

 

"We've seen a marked policy change in the last few weeks. VAT on kebaps has been reduced to 0%, I know the treasury have big concerns over that. 

 

"Today we're expected to see her at a Tory hustings where the message will be 'kebaps, kebaps kebaps', and 'fast track kebaps for persistant young offenders'."

[TD_LFC]

Maybe we're not giving enough weight to the comedy value of having Liz Truss at PMQ's every week.

 

Truss 4 PM. 

[TheBitch]

12 hours ago, Anubis said:

Ok, let’s calm down about Truss. If she wins, how can we handle her. Well here is what we know - she’s a bit of a goer and as a backbench MP fornicated with researchers (who tend to be younger men). 
 

So, what we need is a younger man with insane sexual chemistry, who can take Liz to heaven and back, at which point he’ll have her purring and renationalising railways and power, and fully-funding the NHS.

 

So we’re talking about sending in either The Bitch, or the original big sexy bastard himself, Stouffer.

As Stouff has rightly pulled out of this particular race I’m willing to take one for the team, I’m basically the Chernobyl 3 in one man. 

[stringvest]

1 hour ago, TheBitch said:

As Stouff has rightly pulled out of this particular race I’m willing to take one for the team, I’m basically the Chernobyl 3 in one man. 

Chernobyl fall off if you go near that

[Section_31]

11 minutes ago, stringvest said:

Chernobyl fall off if you go near that

 

[TD_LFC]

Badenoch - 59

Mordaunt - 92

Sunak - 118

Truss - 86

 

Badenoch out.

[YorkshireRed]

It’s looking disturbingly like in Truss, we don’t trust.

[TD_LFC]

Truss is a complete moron and the worst communicator of those remaining by some distance so watching her get ripped to shreds by any opposition she comes up against in Parliament will bring some pleasure.

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, TD_LFC said:

Truss is a complete moron and the worst communicator of those remaining by some distance so watching her get ripped to shreds by any opposition she comes up against in Parliament will bring some pleasure.

There’s been some masochistic pleasure in watching Bozo take cuntery to the next level at the dispatch box, particularly during PMQ’s.

 

Truss will be looking up at bar showing the previous best in terms of most moronic PM and asking one of her acolytes to hold her pint. 
 

It’ll be a lot of things, but it probably won’t be boring. 

[Section_31]

The take home from this is the Left needs a ceasefire because any one of these idiots is an open goal. 

[skend04]

12 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Badenoch - 59

Mordaunt - 92

Sunak - 118

Truss - 86

 

Badenoch out.

Well, that's pissed on Willard's and Britain First's chips. 

[Section_31]

I love all this stuff about 'different wings' of the Tory party.

 

Yeah, he's from the more liberal 'slash benefits and privatise everything' wing of the party, as opposed to the slash benefits and privatise everything extremist wing. 

[Manny]

One thing that's coming out of this which bodes really ill for the tories is that their membership's opinion on the candidates seems to be the complete opposite of the parliamentary party's opinion on the candidates. It suggests big-time that the party and the membership are becoming increasingly split - which makes sense; Bozo managed to attract new blood with his "levelling up" bullshit but now the party is just a ridiculously broad church and is bound to break up. They simply can't keep everyone happy.

 

There does seem to be a bit of death spiral about them at the moment but I just can't let myself get too hopeful.

[Manny]

Truss as PM though. God help us all.

[YorkshireRed]

18 hours ago, Anubis said:

Ok, let’s calm down about Truss. If she wins, how can we handle her. Well here is what we know - she’s a bit of a goer and as a backbench MP fornicated with researchers (who tend to be younger men). 
 

So, what we need is a younger man with insane sexual chemistry, who can take Liz to heaven and back, at which point he’ll have her purring and renationalising railways and power, and fully-funding the NHS.

 

So we’re talking about sending in either The Bitch, or the original big sexy bastard himself, Stouffer.

Or possibly TK. 

[Section_31]

Just now, Manny said:

One thing that's coming out of this which bodes really ill for the tories is that their membership's opinion on the candidates seems to be the complete opposite of the parliamentary party's opinion on the candidates. It suggests big-time that the party and the membership are becoming increasingly split - which makes sense; Bozo managed to attract new blood with his "levelling up" bullshit but now the party is just a ridiculously broad church and is bound to break up. They simply can't keep everyone happy.

 

There does seem to be a bit of death spiral about them at the moment but I just can't let myself get too hopeful.

 

Yeah, both the Republicans and Tories have become a Trumpian death cult. All they really value is other people's distress, that's their one policy.

 

The Republicans have doubled down, they're choosing people who are more and more deranged to fit the new profile. the Tories thought are sort of trying not to, but I don't think they understand yet that the rabid dog they let off the leash will eat their bollocks too.   

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 17/07/2022 at 14:05, Hank Moody said:

I’m actually pretty sure this qualifies her. 
 

 

Imagine that not being the most embarrassing thing a current Minister has done on telly.

[TD_LFC]

5 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I love all this stuff about 'different wings' of the Tory party.

 

Yeah, he's from the more liberal 'slash benefits and privatise everything' wing of the party, as opposed to the slash benefits and privatise everything extremist wing. 

Right wing, right right wing, right right right wing, far right wing.

 

Whoever you end up with they're still a cunt.