Tory Cunt Leadership Race.

[littletedwest]

According to private eye the civil service used to judge policy papers on the liz truss principle - was it easy enough to follow that a simpleton like her could understand it

[Fugitive]

2 hours ago, littletedwest said:

She is a lawyer but apparently she is only a qc because she was appointed attorney General not because she earned it

Yep

[Fugitive]

It’s gonna be Mordor

[TheHowieLama]

The penny has dropped.

[Section_31]

Andrew Pearce isn't a fan of Mordant, basically because he doesn't think she's a cunt, this amused me.

 

 

For if this is her blueprint, much of it would appear distinctly unConservative to the Party faithful. It is telling that Tony Blair described the work as a ‘really important book’.

In it, she and Lewis – a Remainer who is now masterminding her campaign – tear into the ‘antiquated’ workings of Parliament, suggest there should be an elected House of Lords and that the MBE and OBE should be ditched.

They launch a surprisingly vicious attack on old British films and TV series – particularly those written by Dad’s Army creators David Croft and Jimmy Perry who are criticised for their ‘nostalgic focus’. The sitcom It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum – set in Burma during the war – is described as ‘a full-house bingo card of...casual racism, homophobia, white privilege, colonialism, transphobia, bullying, misogyny and sexual harassment’

 

 

[TheBitch]

Could do with it being Sunak up as next PM because I’ll get £150 back off a bet. 
 

There must have been some Johnson scandal on January 12th that made me bet on Rishi as the next cunt up. 
 

For this reason you should all get your money on Mordor or whatever her cunt name is. 

[YorkshireRed]

I’ve properly taken against Mordant. Obviously I hate all of them but my resentment towards her seems to be building. Probably because she looks like she might win, but also due to her reminding me of fuckers I’ve worked with in the past. Usually Human Resources types who have an unshakable confidence in their own ability, despite being shit. 

[littletedwest]

That Braverman creature will hopefully disappear from public view for good. She endorsed Truss on the basis that she will be strong on migrants trying to cross the channel.

 

So despite the economy being a catastrophe and people genuinely worrying about heating or eating her biggest concern is that. What a fucking horror she is

[Trumo]

Braverman is Rudy Giuliani in a skirt.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Suella Braverman's name scans nicely to the old Radio 2 jingle for Derek Jameson.

[Rico1304]

Kemmy and Tom were interviewed on LBC last night, both came across well.  

[Gnasher]

24 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

That Braverman creature will hopefully disappear from public view for good. She endorsed Truss on the basis that she will be strong on migrants trying to cross the channel.

 

So despite the economy being a catastrophe and people genuinely worrying about heating or eating her biggest concern is that. What a fucking horror she is

Whilst i agree I've an awful feeling we are going to see and hear a lot more of her. Which was her objective.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Rishi, Kemi and Tom?

 

I can't be doing with all this first-name bollocks. Had enough of that with the other cunt.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 minute ago, Gnasher said:

Whilst i agree I've an awful feeling we are going to see and hear a lot more of her. Which was her objective.

Worse - I think we'll see a lot more of her far-right mad-arse policies.

[Gnasher]

3 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Worse - I think we'll see a lot more of her far-right mad-arse policies.

Yeah thanks for pointing that out, god help us.

[Pete]

6 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Rishi, Kemi and Tom?

 

I can't be doing with all this first-name bollocks. Had enough of that with the other cunt.

Cunt A, Cunt B & Cunt C? 

[UnwelcomeinPeru]

26 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Braverman is Rudy Giuliani in a skirt.

The person she most reminds me of is that rancid specimen Katie Hopkins. 

[Mudface]

 

[Anubis]

Cunt fight in the ERG.

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

25 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Cunt fight in the ERG.

 

 

And they think this is why they're out of touch? Fucking hell. 

[Barrington Womble]

Fucking hell what a start to this platform of cunts. The first section is on trust. They finished with the chance of a 1 word answer on is Johnson honest and they're so desperate not to piss off the cult, only tugencunt didn't just try to weasel out of it. Demonstring how you can't trust them. 

[Tj hooker]

The whole fucking lot of them are as slippery as an Eel covered in grease , good luck Krishnan getting a straight answer out of any of these chancers 

[Captain Howdy]

I hope Tugendhat wins 

[Barrington Womble]

"Audience put your hands up if you trust politicians". Not 1 hand. 

[Barrington Womble]

2 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

I hope Tugendhat wins 

He's the only one playing a straight bat. But up to now he's basing everything  on "you can't trust any of them. But I serve. I've been in the army. I serve. It's for you. I serve". You'd think he is interviewing for a wild card to Wimbledon.