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Tory Cunt Leadership Race.


Bruce Spanner
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Which cunt wins?  

49 members have voted

  1. 1. Well?

    • Rishi Soocunt
    • Jeremy Cunt
    • Penny Morcunt
    • Cunt Truss
    • Tom Somecunt
    • Saj Javcunt
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    • Kemmy Unknowncunt
      0
    • Grant 'The Whiney Little Cunt' Shapps
      0
    • Suella The Stupid Cunt
      0
    • Nadcunt Cunthavi
    • A N Other Cunt


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Zahawi is just openly making shit up now.

 

I'll build fifty schools, not enough? A HUNDRED schools all made of cheese. ON THE FUCKING MOON! I have a track record. Would you like £50, Kay? You know what TWO HUNDRED SCHOOLS ALL BUILT IN COVENTRY AND MADE OF BRITISH KIDS. Will you vote for me, Kay, please, I'm quite desparate.

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I like the way they all seem to say it'll be a break from the Johnson-Era yet have all backed every single one of his policies. What they're really saying is they'll try not to be a bunch of bumbling idiots publicly but will carry on in the same vein with the same shit policies that are driving the country and many of the populace into the ground.

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Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

Mordaunt is going to be the Prime Minister. 
 

Urgh. 

Not sure. With membership polling already available one or 2 of the others might start to concentrate their ire on her and try and get her out at some point before the membership vote. 

 

It's popcorn time.

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8 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

I see little Rishi has said he'll run the economy like Thatchcunt!

 

 

Into the ground it is then!

The thing is, these fuckers in the south think the 80s was an economic success. The decade of decadence. While the rest of the country was on its knees. All sunak is saying is fuck levelling up. Which would be marvelous and maybe make these thick inbred twats who voted for Johnson to realise it's all just a game to these cunts and they might just put their cross in the correct box next time around. 

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5 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

I've heard rumours that the media are sitting on a scandal involving her, so I wouldn't count her in just yet. Stay tuned.

 

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

The Part Time Penny stuff?

Oooooo you little teases. 

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Just now, Strontium said:

 

I haven't got an inkling what it's about, sorry!

 

Who knows, it might be a bullshit rumour about a rumour.

 

She has a real reputaion for only putting a shift in when there's something in it for her, so much that lots of juniors and CS's hate her and its a real problem as she constantly getting others to cover her brief and dumping people in it.

 

She loves though all expenses paid 'research' jollies that have little to do with the day job but go through the books as 'fact finding missions' usually to The States.

 

Maybe something to do with that.

 

 

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Story doing the rounds that Braverman told constituents their disabled son should go to a special school and not a mainstream school because disabled kids aren’t intelligent enough for mainstream school. Hoddlesque.

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29 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

She has a real reputaion for only putting a shift in when there's something in it for her, so much that lots of juniors and CS's hate her and its a real problem as she constantly getting others to cover her brief and dumping people in it.

 

She loves though all expenses paid 'research' jollies that have little to do with the day job but go through the books as 'fact finding missions' usually to The States.

 

Maybe something to do with that.

 

 

She sounds great 

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