Flies

[SasaS 3,208]

You can always try reasoning with them.

[Bjornebye 33,787]

22 minutes ago, SasaS said:

You can always try reasoning with them.

I'm not great at that fella. 

[YorkshireRed 2,805]

Yes, flies are cunts. No doubt. 

[Chip Butty 3,031]

Always though Horse flies were the biggest flying cunt about, then I heard about Botfly's....

 

 

[johnsusername 3,470]

Killed about 7 today. Might just burn the house down and emigrate to Alaska. 

[cloggypop 11,817]

Flying ant day over here. Bad blerts them lot. 

[Nelly-Matip 8,494]

That ThatGed on Twitter posted these last summer. 
 

Absolute fly carnage! 
 

 

[Lee909 13,012]

Not flies but close enough

 

Good thing is its a accident and your conscience is clear

 

Flies need rounded up with Snakes and mosquitos and fucked off the earth. 

[Bjornebye 33,787]

4 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Not flies but close enough

 

Good thing is its a accident and your conscience is clear

 

Flies need rounded up with Snakes and mosquitos and fucked off the earth. 

This is genius 

[easytoslip 1,196]

6 hours ago, SasaS said:

You can always try reasoning with them.

A Praying Mantis perhaps? 

[Redder Lurtz 3,252]

On 22/06/2022 at 13:48, Carvalho Diablo said:

I've just fought off 3 wasps which came in through the window. Sent them to oblivion via a rolled up newspaper.

Whoooooah! Wasps are class. They also eat flies and loads of other bastards.

 

There's 7000 species of wasp just in the UK but the ones people hate are the yellow jackets. Pretty sure it's not a French militant thing. You can put some jam in a small tray of water away from where you're sitting and they'll leave you alone. 

 

Without wasps we'd be overrun with flies and other insects. 

[Clem H Fandango 777]

I've tried everything from zappers to sprays to herbs and lavender based products but to no avail. 

3 weeks ago I put up a wooden beaded fly curtain over the back patio door, this thing has like 5cm gaps between each vertical row. And yet, I have noticed an incredible decline in the amount of flies coming into the kitchen even though we have an extra cat now meaning more food lying about.

Tried it as a last resort and I'm made up it's working.

[VladimirIlyich 9,633]

On 22/06/2022 at 14:00, Strontium said:

I was getting plagued last summer by little black flies in the kitchen, so I got one of these. Pretty pretty good.

 

Nice. Saves ripping one from the walls of a local chippy.

[Numero Veinticinco 8,109]

On 24/06/2022 at 02:20, Redder Lurtz said:

Whoooooah! Wasps are class. They also eat flies and loads of other bastards.

 

There's 7000 species of wasp just in the UK but the ones people hate are the yellow jackets. Pretty sure it's not a French militant thing. You can put some jam in a small tray of water away from where you're sitting and they'll leave you alone. 

 

Without wasps we'd be overrun with flies and other insects. 

[Redder Lurtz 3,252]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/ideas/videos/what-if-all-the-wasps-disappeared/p085ltfr

[Redder Lurtz 3,252]

13 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Gwapple me gwape nuts. 

[johnsusername 3,470]

Definitely getting more flies in the house since we got a dog last year. Just another reason for me to dislike him. 

[Pidge 4,494]

 

 

Decent tune though