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Bjornebye
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Having a nightmare with the bastards this week. Working from home and sat near the back door so I've got it open. We've got a drape thing that's meant to keep them out but a gust of wind and the cunts get in. 4 I've had to try and get into the porch today then chase in, shut the door and then open the front door so they will fuck off. I need one of them electric fly rackets. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I've just fought off 3 wasps which came in through the window. Sent them to oblivion via a rolled up newspaper.

3? You've got a nest nearby fuck that. I had it with bees last year. Was getting 3/4 in the kitchen a day at the peak of it. 

 

Bees are sound though. Wasps are tory cunts. 

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1 minute ago, Strontium said:

I was getting plagued last summer by little black flies in the kitchen, so I got one of these. Pretty pretty good.

 

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And you, claiming to be a vegetarian. 'Storage box'. I've never heard such a nazified discription of a dead body disposal in all my life. Gross. 

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My vegan missus would go fucking mental if I brought a death cage like that in. Hence me shepherding the beauts out the door and not going Babe Ruth on the fucking things. 

 

Trust me, If I had my way I'd open all the windows and doors wide open, have a huge shit in the middle of the floor, wait half an hour then stand across the street like this 

 

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That'll teach them a lesson.  

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10 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

And you, claiming to be a vegetarian. 'Storage box'. I've never heard such a nazified discription of a dead body disposal in all my life. Gross. 

 

I mean, I don't eat them afterwards.

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7 minutes ago, s(k)aturation said:

 

 

Famous ad from 1970.

 

 

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Fuck sake. 

 

I never leave my food unattended. I've got two food net things which are always out.

 

Hate flies. Disgusting. Don't mind bees and wasps but flies are horrendous. Reckon I've got a borderline phobia. 

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1 hour ago, Strontium said:

I was getting plagued last summer by little black flies in the kitchen, so I got one of these. Pretty pretty good.

 

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Did you make them hush puppies?

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Fly: I'm stuck in your house here. I can't seem to get out this window no matter how many times I bang into it. 

 

Me: No bother, mate. I'll open it for you now. 

 

(opens window) 

 

Fly: Actually, fuck it, I'm just going to sit on the window for a bit and then fly back into the house and buzz around a bit longer. 

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3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

3 currently terrorising me. I've taped the drape so they've got through a tiny spot as the wind has blown. Cuntwaffe 

Did you try the trick with water and a few shiny coins in a completely transparent little plastic bag? You hang it up on the ceiling and their type of vision interprets the reflected light as  a threat in the room so they immediately fly out.

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6 minutes ago, SasaS said:

Did you try the trick with water and a few shiny coins in a completely transparent little plastic bag? You hang it up on the ceiling and their type of vision interprets the reflected light as  a threat in the room so they immediately fly out.

Ooh..... No. 

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