Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[Section_31]

Merson makes noises like your appendix when it's being extracted.

[VladimirIlyich]

Merson has always been an absolute knob. I think he means well but has the IQ of a crushed termite.

[Megadrive Man]

4 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Merson has always been an absolute knob. I think he means well but has the IQ of a crushed termite.

 

I reckon Sky only keep him on as a care in the community sort of act because they forced a publicly known gambling addict to do adverts for Skybet!

[razor]

I just listened to the Stick to Football podcast with Gary Neville, Wayne Rooney and Roy Keane blindly shouting at eachother looking for reasons why it's all so bad at Man Utd.

 

Will they stick with him?  Can he turn it around?

 

Ten Hag is one of those people that we will miss when he's gone.  Enjoy it while you can!

 

Go on, Erik!  You got this!

 

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

I wouldn't trust Ferdinand to brush his own teeth, I'd love for him to be more involved at United. He is easily the thickest fucker I've ever seen someone point a camera at.

[Lee909]

17 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I wouldn't trust Ferdinand to brush his own teeth, I'd love for him to be more involved at United. He is easily the thickest fucker I've ever seen someone point a camera at.

 

 

Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table, let him sign it and let him write whatever numbers he wants to wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it.”

 

[Ronnie Whelan]

1 hour ago, Lee909 said:

 

 

Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table, let him sign it and let him write whatever numbers he wants to wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it.”

 

I actually never tire of watching that. The smirks of Owen and Hargreaves add to it.

 

And they say comedy isn't what it used to be.

[Carvalho Diablo]

20 hours ago, Megadrive Man said:

I would Kevin Keegan style love it if this happened!

 

Paul Merson tells Man Utd to put Gary Neville in charge to fix Erik ten Hag mess - Mirror Online

 

Gary Neville should have been put in charge of Manchester United's recruitment after the failures of recent transfer windows according to Paul Merson.

 

 

[halewood pete]

[DJLJ]

19 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I wouldn't trust Ferdinand to brush his own teeth, I'd love for him to be more involved at United. He is easily the thickest fucker I've ever seen someone point a camera at.

Micah Richards says hello…

[Elite]

I don't mind Merson but he was a bookies dream. Rich, impulsive and as thick as a butchers foreskin.

[lifetime fan]

45 minutes ago, Elite said:

I don't mind Merson but he was a bookies dream. Rich, impulsive and as thick as a butchers foreskin.

He's harmless, a nice bloke who obviously has plenty of demons and very few brain cells. 
 

Can’t help but like him though. 

[Mook]

11 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

He's harmless, a nice bloke who obviously has plenty of demons and very few brain cells. 
 

Can’t help but like him though. 

 

Fucks nice about him?

 

He comes across as a complete bellend.

[elvis]

4 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

Fucks nice about him?

 

He comes across as a complete bellend.

Exactly , the fuckin' cockney brain doner

[lifetime fan]

5 hours ago, Mook said:

 

Fucks nice about him?

 

He comes across as a complete bellend.

Nah, he comes across as a simpleton.
 

He’s not malicious or pretending to be something he isn’t like the majority of pundits. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 10/10/2024 at 16:50, Vincent Vega said:

 

 

 

You can't argue with his record.

[Ron B]

On 10/10/2024 at 20:33, razor said:

Ten Hag is one of those people that we will miss when he's gone.  Enjoy it while you can!

 

To be fair, I already miss Moyes, van Gaal, Mourinho, Rice Krispie Kid and Rangnick, so I’m sure they’ll make an equally brilliant choice with their next appointment. 

[Bjornebye]

Merson is sound. Doesn’t say everything we wanna hear from pundits because not everyone is a Liverpool fan. What a player. 

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Merson is sound. Doesn’t say everything we wanna hear from pundits because not everyone is a Liverpool fan. What a player. 

Your Pompey bias on show. Merson is an imbecile and not a particularly good player. Yes he has had his problems but so have others who don't spout shout all over the telly. A rent a gob like his mate Harry Redknapp.

[Bjornebye]

30 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Your Pompey bias on show. Merson is an imbecile and not a particularly good player. Yes he has had his problems but so have others who don't spout shout all over the telly. A rent a gob like his mate Harry Redknapp.

Ok mate. 
 

 

[TheSire]

15 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

He's harmless, a nice bloke who obviously has plenty of demons and very few brain cells. 
 

Can’t help but like him though. 

I don't mind him tbh. As you say he's pretty harmless. People get way too upset over him.

[TheSire]

15 hours ago, Mook said:

 

Fucks nice about him?

 

He comes across as a complete bellend.

Why though? I don't watch much of the pundits but he doesn't come across as a cunt. 

[TheSire]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Merson is sound. Doesn’t say everything we wanna hear from pundits because not everyone is a Liverpool fan. What a player. 

That's basically it. I think people get wound up too easily, he's not a Liverpool fan so he's not going to back us every time and that's fine.

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Ok mate. 
 

 

Yeah, I like Merson. The bloke as absolutely pickled, but seems decent. As for ‘arry, is there a better story teller in football? Ever heard his story about the fan giving him shit from the stands? 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Numero Veinticinco said:

Yeah, I like Merson. The bloke as absolutely pickled, but seems decent. As for ‘arry, is there a better story teller in football? Ever heard his story about the fan giving him shit from the stands? 

His stories are superb. I could listen to him all day. Funny that the fan ended up scoring hahahaha. Another great one is trying to sell Benjani to City when he didn’t wanna go but they’d offered silly money for him