Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[Bobby Hundreds]

Let's not count our chickens 

[Harry Squatter]

It's like some jarg WWE pre fight interview. Just expecting someone to run in and hit him over the back of the head with a chair.

[Scott_M]

I’m in 2 minds about 7-Hag now. 
 

They get a couple of good results this week and limp on a bit further. Sack him at the end of the season and there might be somebody good available. 

 

They have 2 bad results this week, he gets the sack and they replace him with, erm, well, that’s the question, is there anybody? Southgoat? Potter? Van Nistelrooy?
 

Southgoat & Potter would at least get 18m, they won’t turn them round and then they’ll enter the 26/27 season in an equally average position. 

 

 

[joe_fishfish]

Potter would be a significantly better appointment for them than Southgate, Van Nistelrooy or Tuchel imo.

[Pidge]

Tuchel would be like mourinho, they would get better, but he wouldn't feel beholden to the academy players and would eventually fall out with people. 

 

Southgate and potter are culture guys, not really tacticians and would fall out of favour before they made an impact. 

 

Who knows about van nistelrooy, prob Ole MK2.

[Pete]

11 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Tuchel would be like mourinho, they would get better, but he wouldn't feel beholden to the academy players and would eventually fall out with people. 

 

Southgate and potter are culture guys, not really tacticians and would fall out of favour before they made an impact. 

 

Who knows about van nistelrooy, prob Ole MK2.

Thought Tuchel already turned them down for being a basket case of a club?

[Scott_M]

9 minutes ago, Pete said:

Thought Tuchel already turned them down for being a basket case of a club?

He’s attracted to the mentalists. 

[Pidge]

19 minutes ago, Pete said:

Thought Tuchel already turned them down for being a basket case of a club?

 

No idea, was just reacting to the previous list of names.

[Pete]

[Caramac]

[Pidge]

Mad how McClaren made umbrellas such an unacceptable thing, pretty much in most of the UK. At least get yourself a hood, Eric... you'll catch your death.

[Megadrive Man]

They are backing him... for now!

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/09/30/erik-ten-hag-future-backed-man-utd-spurs-loss-pressure/

[Harry Squatter]

What's Bryan Robson up to these days?

[Pete]

19 minutes ago, Megadrive Man said:

They are backing him... for now!

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/09/30/erik-ten-hag-future-backed-man-utd-spurs-loss-pressure/

Sacked after a mauling at Villa then. 

[TheHowieLama]

Tuchel and Brexit Jim??

 

Yes please.

[Reckoner]

3 hours ago, Pete said:

Oooh.  He's writing a letter.  Big (fat) Man.  

God speed Erik, Gareth, keep up the good work fella. 

Someone acting all gangster then threatening to write a letter is pretty funny. I mean there’s no way he can write but still.

[Barrington Womble]

7 hours ago, Lee909 said:

 

 

Neville is full on shit on Sky

He a bit better on them Overlapp podcasts as are the rest of them, not playing the stupid sky versions of themselves. The ask him yesterday about us

We were ok, not very good

Look miles behind Arsenal and City and most pundits agree

We might qualify for the champions league

 

it might be a controversial thing to say, as i know people love to get excited. but personally I don't think we've been great so far. equally though, I don't think anyone has, although Arsenal have had to navigate some tough fixtures as I think they've got city, villa and spurs out the way already. 

 

45 minutes ago, Megadrive Man said:

They are backing him... for now!

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/09/30/erik-ten-hag-future-backed-man-utd-spurs-loss-pressure/

 

the bbc are saying much the same thing. i love these situation where they back a manager through the next couple of games. it means they've got an eye on the next international window imo (isn't that after next weeks games?). and then if he wins the next 2, it puts them in a tough spot. if you're going to sack him, just do so. let a coach take over for 2 matches. or let the fans pick the team on a twitter vote. 

[Pete]

Listening to last nights 606. someone wants Rooney in.  
 

[Bobby Hundreds]

2 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

It's like some jarg WWE pre fight interview. Just expecting someone to run in and hit him over the back of the head with a chair.

They'd be doing the world a favour blud!

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Pidge said:

Mad how McClaren made umbrellas such an unacceptable thing, pretty much in most of the UK. At least get yourself a hood, Eric... you'll catch your death.

All to do with leading the troops. The leader should show his troops that he is with them under all conditions, they are one unit that will fight to the death under his command.

 

Except he's just on a touchline whilst a bunch of lads playing footie. Hell, even Genghis Khan would have a mobile spike with a body on to use as an umbrella.

 

Just shows how negative connotations can be derived when a useless twat does it. If Klopp used an umbrella every manager in the league would still be using one.

[cloggypop]

My Manc mate would rather have Big Sam than Southgate. I just hope that's the options. 

[Kevin D]

[Scott_M]

That Fernandes red gives 7-Hag an excuse.  They’ll conveniently ignore they were getting absolutely bumholed before it.

[Leyton388]

1 hour ago, Pidge said:

Mad how McClaren made umbrellas such an unacceptable thing, pretty much in most of the UK. At least get yourself a hood, Eric... you'll catch your death.

 

Why theres nothing to keep dry up there. 

[KMD7]