Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[Mil-ing Around]

1 hour ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

Well, that was all rather funny. 
 

The Mancs got away with one there. That could’ve easily been 7 or 8. 
 

We should’ve bought Maddison and van de Ven before Spurs got them. Both very good players. Kulusevski is decent too. 

 

1 hour ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

It’s mad but looking at their squad and there is only one player I’d consider having at us. 
 

Dalot. 
 

On the bench. And only because he can play both sides. And he’d still be behind Bradley in the pecking order. 

 

So you'd buy Dalot and Madison?

 

I think I'm going to have to block you I'm afraid. Dalot is fucking shit, like seriously shit. He's only slightly better than Wan Bissaka but only because he can control a ball.

 

Maddision would never make it at a club wanting to win the league and champions league. He's light weight and goes missing in games when the tough gets going. Never Liverpool standard in a million years.

 

I'll give you Van de Ven and Kulusevski, both very good players. But the damage has already been done by suggesting Dalot and Maddision. So long sweet prince. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Maddison could of relegated Everton. He is the worst.

[KMD7]

Just now, Bobby Hundreds said:

Maddison could of relegated Everton. He is the worst.

 

Yeah fuck him.

[Trumo]

This is the United I remember as a kid. A cup team in Adidas kits spending big on new signings every year yet generally abject in the league.

 

Ten Hag does not have a plan for how to coach them to dominate the ball and break teams down. It's all counter-attack at pace, a great deal of spawn and a helping hand from Howard Webb's minions.

 

Do not change a thing Jim Brexit.

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Home record in the league:

played 3

won 1

lost 2

GF - 1

GA - 6

 

Lovely stuff.

They were lucky in the opening game against Fulham too. 

 

30 minutes ago, Trumo said:

This is the United I remember as a kid. A cup team in Adidas kits spending big on new signings every year yet generally abject in the league.

 

Ten Hag does not have a plan for how to coach them to dominate the ball and break teams down. It's all counter-attack at pace, a great deal of spawn and a helping hand from Howard Webb's minions.

 

Do not change a thing Jim Brexit.

 

The only thing they seem to be good at is smashing it over the top and hoping their players are fast than the opponents defenders. They have absolutely no plan after that. 

[Red Phoenix]

A bit sad really, looks like baldy will be off soon at this rate. I did laugh when I looked at livescore though and saw that Solanke had scored.

[Harry Squatter]

They've been spending a fucking fortune every summer since Ferguson left yet despite them changing managers regularly they are either shit or average. The cunts have got a cheek to whinge about the Glazers when they've backed virtually every manager with serious money. Imagine if Klopp had £250m+ every season without worrying about selling players. 

 

I think Ronaldo was the last player they sold for decent money. The rest just hang around on big contracts or get sold for fuck all.

[Bjornebye]

Imagine 25 years ago thinking that one day not a single player in Utds whole squad wouldn’t get into our best 11 and arguably not even our bench. 

[whtwht]

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[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

1 hour ago, Mil-ing Around said:

 

 

So you'd buy Dalot and Madison?

 

I think I'm going to have to block you I'm afraid. Dalot is fucking shit, like seriously shit. He's only slightly better than Wan Bissaka but only because he can control a ball.

 

Maddision would never make it at a club wanting to win the league and champions league. He's light weight and goes missing in games when the tough gets going. Never Liverpool standard in a million years.

 

I'll give you Van de Ven and Kulusevski, both very good players. But the damage has already been done by suggesting Dalot and Maddision. So long sweet prince. 

Nope. I wouldn’t buy Dalot. I said he’s the only player from United I’d have in our squad. But, if we needed a new first choice right back, I’d prefer it if we went with Bradley or considered better players than Dalot. It was more of a remark to highlight how shite the Mancs squad is, rather than my personal transfer wish list. 
 

We’ll agree to disagree on Maddison. Again, if we were picking a number 10 who starts every week, I’d probably want a better player than Maddison. But, I think he’s a good player and could fit into our system quite well. Creative, can take good set pieces, used to playing pressing and possession based systems. And seems to have improved as a player with every move to a bigger club than the one he was at before. Despite my (revised) username, I’m not entirely convinced with Szoboszlai as the number 10/most advanced midfielder and I think we could benefit with someone with a bit more guile, creativity etc - like old school Coutinho. 
 

Block away. I might block you for your lack of comprehension. 

[Barrington Womble]

44 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

They've been spending a fucking fortune every summer since Ferguson left yet despite them changing managers regularly they are either shit or average. The cunts have got a cheek to whinge about the Glazers when they've backed virtually every manager with serious money. Imagine if Klopp had £250m+ every season without worrying about selling players. 

 

I think Ronaldo was the last player they sold for decent money. The rest just hang around on big contracts or get sold for fuck all.

They got good money for Lukaku, but less than they paid for him. But it's astonishing how little they sell year on year. 

[polymerpunkah]

Foundation:

 

 

[halewood pete]

[Ne Moe Imya]

Just watched the highlights from their match and had to rewatch the first goal 3-4 times.

 

That Ugarte was absolutely shocking. I've seen more situational awareness from a hamster. His response to van der Ven's run is to watch him run at them for a bit, then watch Bruno Fernandes run over to try to cut off the run, THEN burst into action just after he goes past him, then stand there and watch the cutback to Johnson. 

 

At one point I thought he might be an intriguing player for us but based on this one match I'd say we dodged a major bullet by not going for him.

[Harry Squatter]

2 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

They got good money for Lukaku, but less than they paid for him. But it's astonishing how little they sell year on year. 

They are lucky that they can still pay massive wages. That Yoro only went there because they offered him 4 times what Real Madrid offered him. Yet their deluded fans think that means that they are a bigger club than Real.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

They are lucky that they can still pay massive wages. That Yoro only went there because they offered him 4 times what Real Madrid offered him. Yet their deluded fans think that means that they are a bigger club than Real.

 

 

Stop moonlighting on here get back on the Everton thread 

[Lee909]

 

[Red Phoenix]

I had a laugh at this but I really think he might be off shortly, especially if there's enough fans this pissed off.

 

 

[The Midnight Rambler]

Points in their last 15 Premier League games:

Everton: 21
Man Utd: 19

[razor]

I don't know if anyone listens to Stick to Football podcast.  I listen regularly, and the other day, they were looking forward to the weekend's games and Gary Neville announced confidently, "United win.  United will beat them.  United win.  Yes, home win there."

 

I should have put a bet on there and then.  Never is a man wrong so consistently.

 

I do reckon that's the Dutch fella gone.  Looking forward to the next instalment with a new cast.

[Lee909]

31 minutes ago, razor said:

I don't know if anyone listens to Stick to Football podcast.  I listen regularly, and the other day, they were looking forward to the weekend's games and Gary Neville announced confidently, "United win.  United will beat them.  United win.  Yes, home win there."

 

I should have put a bet on there and then.  Never is a man wrong so consistently.

 

I do reckon that's the Dutch fella gone.  Looking forward to the next instalment with a new cast.

 

 

Neville is full on shit on Sky

He a bit better on them Overlapp podcasts as are the rest of them, not playing the stupid sky versions of themselves. The ask him yesterday about us

We were ok, not very good

Look miles behind Arsenal and City and most pundits agree

We might qualify for the champions league

[Le Duan]

5 hours ago, Red Phoenix said:

I had a laugh at this but I really think he might be off shortly, especially if there's enough fans this pissed off.

 

 

What form of English is this blurt, and thousands like him; speaking? Man Blud Fam? Fuck off!

[razor]

58 minutes ago, Le Duan said:

What form of English is this blurt, and thousands like him; speaking? Man Blud Fam? Fuck off!

 

Yes, but he knows ball.

[Pete]

Oooh.  He's writing a letter.  Big (fat) Man.  

God speed Erik, Gareth, keep up the good work fella. 

[Lee909]