Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[Anubis]

The butcher getting filleted.

 

[TheSire]

2 hours ago, Razoray said:

This graphic was shown on the Kelly Cates & Ian Wright show on YouTube yesterday. They didn't refer to it but those stats are damning. 

Ten 'Flawless Victory' Hag

[JustTosh]

From his time at Ajax ErikTen Hag has signed 5 players for his new ManU team; Onana, De Ligt, Mazraoui, Antony and L Martinez for a combined fee of app 250M.

 

Meanwhile we've signed one of his Ajax players for app 34M; Gravenberch.

 

Well done Erik!

[Reckoner]

2 hours ago, The Midnight Rambler said:

Dumb Danish cunt 

 

Somebody explain to him what happened when Sir Alex took on JP McManus.

 

https://x.com/centredevils/status/1830622639204729065?s=61&t=Q0D8aCOqYWK1FHCpNwgKRQ

I enjoyed that.

[Lurtz]

3 hours ago, The Midnight Rambler said:

Dumb Danish cunt 

 

Somebody explain to him what happened when Sir Alex took on JP McManus.

 

https://x.com/centredevils/status/1830622639204729065?s=61&t=Q0D8aCOqYWK1FHCpNwgKRQ

 

"Sir Alex" neg.

 

I don't make the rules sonny. 

[Lurtz]

Ratcliffe vows Manchester United will knock City and Liverpool ‘off their perch’ https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/feb/21/jim-ratcliffe-manchester-united-knock-city-liverpool-off-perch-three-year-plan-newcastle-ashworth?CMP=share_btn_url

 

"We have a lot to learn from our noisy neighbour and the other ­neighbour,” Ratcliffe said.

 

“They are the enemy at the end of the day. There is nothing I would like better than to knock both of them off their perch."

 

How's that working out for you Jim, you saggy eyed, tax dodging old fuck? 

[Harry Squatter]

25 minutes ago, Lurtz said:

Ratcliffe vows Manchester United will knock City and Liverpool ‘off their perch’ https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/feb/21/jim-ratcliffe-manchester-united-knock-city-liverpool-off-perch-three-year-plan-newcastle-ashworth?CMP=share_btn_url

 

"We have a lot to learn from our noisy neighbour and the other ­neighbour,” Ratcliffe said.

 

“They are the enemy at the end of the day. There is nothing I would like better than to knock both of them off their perch."

 

How's that working out for you Jim, you saggy eyed, tax dodging old fuck? 

The mancs love that quote about knocking us off our perch. We did the majority of damage ourselves in the 90s and they took advantage of us being shit as well as generating more money to move themselves forward. 

[Lee909]

[Pidge]

2 hours ago, Lurtz said:

Ratcliffe vows Manchester United will knock City and Liverpool ‘off their perch’ https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/feb/21/jim-ratcliffe-manchester-united-knock-city-liverpool-off-perch-three-year-plan-newcastle-ashworth?CMP=share_btn_url

 

"We have a lot to learn from our noisy neighbour and the other ­neighbour,” Ratcliffe said.

 

“They are the enemy at the end of the day. There is nothing I would like better than to knock both of them off their perch."

 

How's that working out for you Jim, you saggy eyed, tax dodging old fuck? 

 

[Section_31]

Spot on that, every six months there's a new hero.

 

 

[Fugitive]

On 03/09/2024 at 13:41, Anubis said:

The butcher getting filleted.

 

 

 

[Anubis]

Never change Utd fans. Never change.
 

[TheHowieLama]

On 03/09/2024 at 06:28, TheHowieLama said:

Two things are in very short supply - players that could improve Liverpool and anyone better than Ten Hag.

 

On 03/09/2024 at 06:47, Pete said:

Tuchel? I know he already turned them down but he’s surely better than 7 Hag?

 

 

We have had players that could improve us turn us down as well. They don't count.

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Never change Utd fans. Never change.
 

 

Alternatively, you can just pass the ball right through the cunts & then roll it past that traffic cone they have in goals into the back of the net.

[Reckoner]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Never change Utd fans. Never change.
 

Looks like he needs to switch to Lurpack ligt at the very least.

[Section_31]

11 hours ago, Anubis said:

Never change Utd fans. Never change.
 

 

 

 

[Red Phoenix]

On 03/09/2024 at 06:35, TheSire said:

It's not even down to needing this or that player imo, he's just such a poor communicator that he can't articulate his ideas so the players aren't playing with any obvious plan, they obviously must drill things in training but he might be terrible at getting his ideas across.

 

It doesn't look like he's that good at it but I think at some stage enough of their players that are capable of playing well might help him keep his job. Or maybe it's just me hoping that it'll carry on like this for a while longer.

[littletedwest]

There is an " official Sir Jim Ratcliffe" page on Facebook. I'm not sure if it's ran by rival fans or some mad African United fans. But this is a good one.

[NoelM]

Another day, another Guardian article fed to them by the "Knights" PR department - they really are despicable. I don't know how any sane manager would want to go there.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/sep/05/erik-ten-hag-job-at-risk-manchester-united-game-model-style-play

 

[Carra_is_legend]

7 minutes ago, NoelM said:

Another day, another Guardian article fed to them by the "Knights" PR department - they really are despicable. I don't know how any sane manager would want to go there.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/sep/05/erik-ten-hag-job-at-risk-manchester-united-game-model-style-play

 

 

What is even the point of this fucking article? An exclusive?

[Anubis]

It's brillant the number of Utd fans contorting stats from the Liverpool game to suggest it was an equal contest, and support Ten Hag's 'process' no matter what. This is the delusion we need to keep Discount Ming in place.

[Barrington Womble]

29 minutes ago, Anubis said:

It's brillant the number of Utd fans contorting stats from the Liverpool game to suggest it was an equal contest, and support Ten Hag's 'process' no matter what. This is the delusion we need to keep Discount Ming in place.

I think aside from the only stat that matters, the scoreline, their stats compare favourably to the game in April. I hope that helps them feels better. 

[TheHowieLama]

There is recognition inside the club that Ten Hag has been undermined by injuries and needs time to integrate his five summer signings.

 

 

Wasn't that the same last year - or was it the year before...

[Barrington Womble]

22 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

There is recognition inside the club that Ten Hag has been undermined by injuries and needs time to integrate his five summer signings.

 

 

Wasn't that the same last year - or was it the year before...

I think it should be every year. 

[deiseach]

1 hour ago, NoelM said:

Another day, another Guardian article fed to them by the "Knights" PR department - they really are despicable. I don't know how any sane manager would want to go there.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/sep/05/erik-ten-hag-job-at-risk-manchester-united-game-model-style-play

 

 

I'd call that Jamie Jackson a disgrace to journalism, except he is exactly what journalism is - sucking up to power.