Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[Dav Eusher]

[Dav Eusher]

On 12/07/2024 at 07:59, Pete said:

Bet it took him a good wile to come up with this work of genius.  

Seriously though, is this fella ok?

Looking at the other content on his timeline I suspect there may be some learning difficulties there.

[VladimirIlyich]

13 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

Yeah, he's not a Big Oil executive.

Tom O'Connor?

(One for Stewart Lee watchers.)

[Lee909]

Wouldn't be laughing about them losing friendlies yet. We will have loads of players missing when we play them and Arsenal in preseason 

[Pete]

7 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Looking at the other content on his timeline I suspect there may be some learning difficulties there.

Did wonder. 

[Lee909]

Scholes looking a bit rough these days. 

Never knew he relocated to Cork, at least he's keeping himself busy and away from Womans feet

[Vincent Vega]

4 hours ago, Lee909 said:

Wouldn't be laughing about them losing friendlies yet. We will have loads of players missing when we play them and Arsenal in preseason 

The fact they faced 22 shots in another game is indicative that Ten Haag doesn’t know what he’s doing. That more than the result is reassuring to me. 

[halewood pete]

[Anubis]

Awwwww. The answer, Desire, is that he was so fucking toxic that Getafe took the heat to keep him in the shop window for you, and wanted some reward.

 

[TheHowieLama]

Who would have thought - the stingiest owner in the game.

 

 

Manchester United’s academy staff have been left “shocked”, “upset” and in some cases “angry” at the news that several respected, long-serving coaches could lose their jobs in the cost-cutting drive at Old Trafford.

Telegraph Sport reported on Tuesday how hundreds of staff were informed in individual meetings that they are at risk of redundancy as Sir Jim Ratcliffe looks to shed around 250 jobs, more than a fifth of the workforce.

Many non-football staff had been braced for the prospect of redundancy since Ratcliffe appointed Interpath Advisory in March to review all business, operational and employee costs, even if that has not lessened the upset and disappointment being felt by many this week.

But the news that a number of long-standing academy coaches – who have helped to shape the futures of an array of young talents – are now set to lose their jobs has come as more of a shock within the famed youth set-up at Old Trafford.

Telegraph Sport understands that some of those now at risk simply did not see the changes coming when they turned up for work this week only to be called into meetings on Tuesday to be told they could lose their jobs.

Those affected are thought to include Stuart Leicester and Neil Harris, who have both been at United for at least two decades and are highly regarded among fellow coaches and staff and within the game generally.

[VladimirIlyich]

16 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Who would have thought - the stingiest owner in the game.

 

 

Manchester United’s academy staff have been left “shocked”, “upset” and in some cases “angry” at the news that several respected, long-serving coaches could lose their jobs in the cost-cutting drive at Old Trafford.

Telegraph Sport reported on Tuesday how hundreds of staff were informed in individual meetings that they are at risk of redundancy as Sir Jim Ratcliffe looks to shed around 250 jobs, more than a fifth of the workforce.

Many non-football staff had been braced for the prospect of redundancy since Ratcliffe appointed Interpath Advisory in March to review all business, operational and employee costs, even if that has not lessened the upset and disappointment being felt by many this week.

But the news that a number of long-standing academy coaches – who have helped to shape the futures of an array of young talents – are now set to lose their jobs has come as more of a shock within the famed youth set-up at Old Trafford.

Telegraph Sport understands that some of those now at risk simply did not see the changes coming when they turned up for work this week only to be called into meetings on Tuesday to be told they could lose their jobs.

Those affected are thought to include Stuart Leicester and Neil Harris, who have both been at United for at least two decades and are highly regarded among fellow coaches and staff and within the game generally.

Sounds great!

[VladimirIlyich]

16 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Who would have thought - the stingiest owner in the game.

 

 

Manchester United’s academy staff have been left “shocked”, “upset” and in some cases “angry” at the news that several respected, long-serving coaches could lose their jobs in the cost-cutting drive at Old Trafford.

Telegraph Sport reported on Tuesday how hundreds of staff were informed in individual meetings that they are at risk of redundancy as Sir Jim Ratcliffe looks to shed around 250 jobs, more than a fifth of the workforce.

Many non-football staff had been braced for the prospect of redundancy since Ratcliffe appointed Interpath Advisory in March to review all business, operational and employee costs, even if that has not lessened the upset and disappointment being felt by many this week.

But the news that a number of long-standing academy coaches – who have helped to shape the futures of an array of young talents – are now set to lose their jobs has come as more of a shock within the famed youth set-up at Old Trafford.

Telegraph Sport understands that some of those now at risk simply did not see the changes coming when they turned up for work this week only to be called into meetings on Tuesday to be told they could lose their jobs.

Those affected are thought to include Stuart Leicester and Neil Harris, who have both been at United for at least two decades and are highly regarded among fellow coaches and staff and within the game generally.

Sounds great!

Running a business is piss easy. You just sack half the workers,pocket more of the profits and let somebody else worry about the burden of these employees finding new jobs while you avoid paying your share of tax on your wealth,largely gained with other people's help.

Worra mega cunt.

[TheHowieLama]

52 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Sounds great!

Running a business is piss easy. You just sack half the workers,pocket more of the profits and let somebody else worry about the burden of these employees finding new jobs while you avoid paying your share of tax on your wealth,largely gained with other people's help.

Worra mega cunt.

 

What kind of business isn't effected by firing half the employees?

It can't be that easy amigo. This guy has to have a plan. A cunning plan.

[Anubis]

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...Ratcliffe appointed Interpath Advisory in March to review all business, operational and employee costs...

 

 

[Fnk]

If you are stearing and managing a row boat, remember to sack all the rowers if you want to get a more effective and faster boat. 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 26/07/2024 at 12:03, TheHowieLama said:

 

What kind of business isn't effected by firing half the employees?

It can't be that easy amigo. This guy has to have a plan. A cunning plan.

As cunning as a Fox employed as Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.

[Anubis]

Yoro had to go off with an injury against Arsenal.

[Carvalho Diablo]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

Yoro had to go off with an injury against Arsenal.

He is fucking shit.

[Scott_M]

I saw this story repeated loads of times yesterday…why?

 

 

Like when 7-Hag came in and they were all amazed at a drill to press and retrieve the ball in 7 seconds, we were doing that >10 years ago under Rogers. 
 

How impressive or what the training drills are untimely mean nothing if you’re shit on the pitch. 
 

Wouldn’t surprise me if Van Horse Face is manager by Xmas. 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Scott_M said:

I saw this story repeated loads of times yesterday…why?

 

 

Like when 7-Hag came in and they were all amazed at a drill to press and retrieve the ball in 7 seconds, we were doing that >10 years ago under Rogers. 
 

How impressive or what the training drills are untimely mean nothing if you’re shit on the pitch. 
 

Wouldn’t surprise me if Van Horse Face is manager by Xmas. 

Van Nistelrooy v Heitinga will be interesting.

[Pete]

5 hours ago, Scott_M said:

I saw this story repeated loads of times yesterday…why?

 

 

Like when 7-Hag came in and they were all amazed at a drill to press and retrieve the ball in 7 seconds, we were doing that >10 years ago under Rogers. 
 

How impressive or what the training drills are untimely mean nothing if you’re shit on the pitch. 
 

Wouldn’t surprise me if Van Horse Face is manager by Xmas. 

Ably assisted by Lord Gareth of Southgate?

[Scott_M]

37 minutes ago, Pete said:

Ably assisted by Lord Gareth of Southgate?

We can hope. 

[Ron B]

On 17/07/2024 at 05:43, VladimirIlyich said:

Tom O'Connor?

(One for Stewart Lee watchers.)

Late 90s comedy references have let themselves go…

[redinblack]

On 26/07/2024 at 11:09, VladimirIlyich said:

Sounds great!

Running a business is piss easy. You just sack half the workers,pocket more of the profits and let somebody else worry about the burden of these employees finding new jobs while you avoid paying your share of tax on your wealth,largely gained with other people's help.

Worra mega cunt.

Perhaps Ratcliffe will outsource the actual football playing to Capita using personnel from India. "Efficiencies" and all that.

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[El Rojo]

7 hours ago, Scott_M said:

I saw this story repeated loads of times yesterday…why?

 

 

Like when 7-Hag came in and they were all amazed at a drill to press and retrieve the ball in 7 seconds, we were doing that >10 years ago under Rogers. 
 

How impressive or what the training drills are untimely mean nothing if you’re shit on the pitch. 
 

Wouldn’t surprise me if Van Horse Face is manager by Xmas. 

Were the players fined if they retrieved the ball in less than 7 seconds?