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Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

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1 hour ago, MegadriveMan said:

Sounds like the deal for De Jong is off now.

 

 

Looks like Barca doing the ‘we tried everything to keep him but…’

 

I think they’re prepping Barca fans to avoid a backlash when he leaves.

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It's probably hard to be objective regarding Ronaldo if you're a United fan, but it's really not a bad thing for them that he's asking out.

 

The only issue is that they have a lot of holes to fill and this is another one, but you just can't have a high level team with a player who runs and defends so little nowadays. It's almost impossible unless you park the bus and get lucky every game. His still decent goal record and the way he won them a couple games masked some things. 

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16 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

It's probably hard to be objective regarding Ronaldo if you're a United fan, but it's really not a bad thing for them that he's asking out.

 

The only issue is that they have a lot of holes to fill and this is another one, but you just can't have a high level team with a player who runs and defends so little nowadays. It's almost impossible unless you park the bus and get lucky every game. His still decent goal record and the way he won them a couple games masked some things. 

Yeah I think him leaving is actually a bonus for them but most are too hung up on prestige and names to notice.

 

He's got a god complex, probably dominates the dressing room and considers himself undroppable, not what you need at the start of a major rebuild. I suspect most mancs will be gutted though, as they're all about the image.

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1 hour ago, Leyton388 said:

Even Steve Mclaren won the dutch league and that was not with Ajax so what this Dutch Brendan Rodgers has won over there with Ajex isnt at all impressive. 

Any excuse...

 

 

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It's not like Ronaldo doesn't have previous for this, just hope it has the same impact as it did at Juventus.

 

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Juventus captain Giorgio Chiellini has said Cristiano Ronaldo should have left the club before the start of the season because his late departure to Manchester United affected the team.

 

https://www.espn.co.uk/football/juventus-itajuventus/story/4503236/giorgio-chiellini-cristiano-ronaldos-late-juventus-departure-affected-team

 

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Ronaldo not returning to training today for “family reasons”.

 

Club have accepted it.

 

This could be a beautiful disaster. 

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Every school has a Ronaldo, some cunt who used to be on Tranmere's books and who is - to be fair - head and shoulders above everyone else in PE. Hands on the hips 'I can't play with amateurs' type cunts. I used to thoroughly enjoy booting the ball at their head. 

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26 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Every school has a Ronaldo, some cunt who used to be on Tranmere's books and who is - to be fair - head and shoulders above everyone else in PE. Hands on the hips 'I can't play with amateurs' type cunts. I used to thoroughly enjoy booting the ball at their head. 

What I think is great with it is where does Ronaldo think he's going? He's clearly trying to draw attention to himself to try and draw out a bid, but none seem forthcoming. And all the time it makes him look a bigger cunt, them look like soft cunts and it continues to destabilise them. Even if they try to hold on to him, what will that do to the dressing room? I hope he stays..

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19 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

What I think is great with it is where does Ronaldo think he's going? He's clearly trying to draw attention to himself to try and draw out a bid, but none seem forthcoming. And all the time it makes him look a bigger cunt, them look like soft cunts and it continues to destabilise them. Even if they try to hold on to him, what will that do to the dressing room? I hope he stays..

Either way he needs to get out of there before they find out where he lives. 

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On 02/07/2022 at 22:46, johnsusername said:

Any excuse...

 

 

'I say...I think... we are not just what you call underdogs? But massive underdogs.'

 

It's still absolutely magnificent. 

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33 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

What I think is great with it is where does Ronaldo think he's going? He's clearly trying to draw attention to himself to try and draw out a bid, but none seem forthcoming. And all the time it makes him look a bigger cunt, them look like soft cunts and it continues to destabilise them. Even if they try to hold on to him, what will that do to the dressing room? I hope he stays..

Pogba still has no-one who wants him either. And apparently PSG want rid of Neymar, but can’t find any takers.

It’s almost like clubs have realised overpaid preening twats are not what you want.

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They're an awful shambles.

 

The Ronaldo thing is Catch 22. He'd still score loads for them next season but will no doubt undermine their new manager and further damage morale in the dressing room. 

 

Long may it all continue. 

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27 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

Pogba still has no-one who wants him either. And apparently PSG want rid of Neymar, but can’t find any takers.

It’s almost like clubs have realised overpaid preening twats are not what you want.

Didn't pogba sign for Juve? 

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Cronaldo failed to turn up to training due to 'family' reasons allegedly.  
 

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2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Apparently they’ve agreed to sign Eriksen. 

Hasn't the poor bloke been through enough.

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6 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I was sure I'd seem something about him signing.

You might be right, I was pretty sure I saw something saying he hadn’t as he wanted 500k a week and Juve weren’t offering it.

 

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2 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Pogba still has no-one who wants him either. And apparently PSG want rid of Neymar, but can’t find any takers.

It’s almost like clubs have realised overpaid preening twats are not what you want.

I think Ten Hag realises that too, I don't think for one minute he wants Ronaldo to stay.  Ronaldo has seen the writing is on the wall for him and wanted to get in there first. 

It's a concerning sign, but hopefully they'll do the usual and pull the plug from the manager before he's barely had a chance.

 

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1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Apparently they’ve agreed to sign Eriksen. 

Given last week he would've preferred to stay at Brentford I guess United have slapped the money on the table.  
 

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