Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[Pete]

41 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Fixed that for you. 

To be fair the team badge no longer features the words Football Club.

[Mudface]

13 minutes ago, Pete said:

To be fair the team badge no longer features the words Football Club.

Yeah, they barely resemble one at the moment either.

[Harry Squatter]

"Manchester United football club need to sign top players and that means massive transfer fees and wages blowing everyone else out of the water because Manchester United football club are the biggest club in the world."

 

"Old Trafford needs to be the biggest and best stadium in the world because Manchester United football club are the biggest value in the world.the current training ground is not befitting of Manchester United football club who are the biggest club in the world and needs more money spent on it to become the best training ground in the world"

 

"If the current owners cannot do that they need to sell to someone who can. As Manchester United football club are the biggest club in the world"

[3 Stacks]

They'll protest the owners before we play them, right as they sign a world class player for 70m and 400k per week. Gonna be sick.

[3 Stacks]

Just bid 80m for Antony as well. Poor them.

[tokyojoe]

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

"Manchester United football club need to sign top players and that means massive transfer fees and wages blowing everyone else out of the water because Manchester United football club are the biggest club in the world."

 

"Old Trafford needs to be the biggest and best stadium in the world because Manchester United football club are the biggest value in the world.the current training ground is not befitting of Manchester United football club who are the biggest club in the world and needs more money spent on it to become the best training ground in the world"

 

"If the current owners cannot do that they need to sell to someone who can. As Manchester United football club are the biggest club in the world"

Worra knob.

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, 3 Stacks said:

They'll protest the owners before we play them, right as they sign a world class player for 70m and 400k per week. Gonna be sick.

All the protest talk has suddenly gone quiet now they are bidding for players,  Liverpool have their new striker missing and the midfield looks shite.

[No2]

How much has Gary Neville cost that football club? His rants have led to panic time and time again. They are going to pay Madrid twice what Bayern paid us for a player of the same age. I reckon Dortmund made an extra 20m from them because Neville demanded a right sided attacker. Ronaldo probably wouldn't be there without his intervention. In fairness to Neville he can't claim all the glory, Rio and others have helped too. Its a beautiful site.

[Pete]

21 minutes ago, No2 said:

How much has Gary Neville cost that football club? His rants have led to panic time and time again. They are going to pay Madrid twice what Bayern paid us for a player of the same age. I reckon Dortmund made an extra 20m from them because Neville demanded a right sided attacker. Ronaldo probably wouldn't be there without his intervention. In fairness to Neville he can't claim all the glory, Rio and others have helped too. Its a beautiful site.

Don't forget the impact Fergie has had since he 'retired'. 
Directly involved in getting Ronaldo back so he didn't go to City.  Named his replacement in 2013 to ensure his own legacy wasn't tarnished, never speaks (ill) of the Glazers, sits in the stands every game looking down on the current manager casting judgement. 

He should walk away from the club and enjoy what time he has left.  Take up golf, bowling, knitting even but no, he hangs around like a spectre of better times putting unneeded pressure on the current incumbent offering sage advise and interfering where no longer needed.  
 

[Harry Squatter]

50 minutes ago, Pete said:

Don't forget the impact Fergie has had since he 'retired'. 
Directly involved in getting Ronaldo back so he didn't go to City.  Named his replacement in 2013 to ensure his own legacy wasn't tarnished, never speaks (ill) of the Glazers, sits in the stands every game looking down on the current manager casting judgement. 

He should walk away from the club and enjoy what time he has left.  Take up golf, bowling, knitting even but no, he hangs around like a spectre of better times putting unneeded pressure on the current incumbent offering sage advise and interfering where no longer needed.  
 

Everyone has a go at Liverpool for banning Shankly from Melwood saying it was scummy to treat him the way they did. 

 

However, he told everyone he wanted to leave, probably thought he made a massive mistake but kept turning up at training and taking over even though he didn't work there. It undermined Bob Paisley but he was probably too nice and respectful to him to tell him to stop it. 

 

If the club had let him carry on we might not have been as successful as we were under Paisley.

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

 

[Reckoner]

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

 

 

His ma is dry and he eats her more than once a year.

[Leyton388]

14 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

"Manchester United football club need to sign top players and that means massive transfer fees and wages blowing everyone else out of the water because Manchester United football club are the biggest club in the world."

 

"Old Trafford needs to be the biggest and best stadium in the world because Manchester United football club are the biggest value in the world.the current training ground is not befitting of Manchester United football club who are the biggest club in the world and needs more money spent on it to become the best training ground in the world"

 

"If the current owners cannot do that they need to sell to someone who can. As Manchester United football club are the biggest club in the world"

Self proclaimed "biggest club in the world" 

 

Being 11 CL titles behind Real Madrid says otherwise. 

[Anubis]

 

 

[El Dangerous]

Casemiro is pretty fucking good, hopefully the shock of going from the worlds best team to that shambles has him with his pipe and slippers on next to Varane. Not arsed about that Antony, looks a show pony and a bit of a fanny.

[TD_LFC]

Problem with that is people are feeding the account and doing exactly what they want, they don't care that they're saying things like that or that people are replying as a 'gotcha', they just care that they're getting the engagement and notoriety.

 

 

[halewood pete]

[Captain Howdy]

The money Utd spend is unbelievable. Imagine if their fan base had to contend with FSG. Their heads would collectively explode 

[clangers]

6 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

The money Utd spend is unbelievable. Imagine if their fan base had to contend with FSG. Their heads would collectively explode 

Too true, the united supporters trust was stating the other day that any prospective billionaire owner should not only buy the club outright but should then be obligated to immediately spend heavily on the squad and stadium. What a bargain. 

 

Casemiro is quality but £60+ million for a 30 year old who at his best sits in front of the back four doesn't appear to make much sense when they've been all about pressing under the new manager. They've no idea how to fit these players into a system. It's just buy the biggest name players they can.

 

Give it a week or two and they'll be complaining about the lack of spending.

[3 Stacks]

The Glazers are not good owners but the collective ignorance of how much money they spend on transfers is laughable. You have to go along with the fact they are horrendous, but at the same time just forget that they have a top 5 budget of spending in world football. 

[Fugitive]

How much?????

[Leyton388]

United doing what they did in the 80's signing players for big money but not creating a team. Long may it continue. 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

3 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

How much?????

60 mils plus 10 mils in add ons. That plus a wage higher than anybody in the side except Ronaldo.

[Harry Squatter]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get a hurry on Tasha

Rhodri will be home at 2

 

[littletedwest]

That poetry in Giggs trial is so bad  I'd have plead guilty and done a stretch behind the wickets even if I wasn't rather than that come out in public