Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[Reckoner]

15 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Waaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….

 

 

…hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Maybe he read this?

[Bruce Spanner]

That Barca strip is fucking awful.

[El Rojo]

The De Jong thing is already an irredeemable shitshow for them. He clearly doesn't want to go there. Best case scenario for them at this stage is probably that they miss out. 

 

The Barcelona wage thing hasn't helped (another nest of vipers there) but surely they should have ensured that he really wanted to play with them regardless?

 

Still, at least they've Ronaldo there to rally the troops and get everyone rowing in behind the new manager in a harmonious way. 

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

The De Jong thing is already an irredeemable shitshow for them. He clearly doesn't want to go there. Best case scenario for them at this stage is probably that they miss out. 

Best case scenario is they somehow force the move through - he has a slow start and their fanbase turns on him.

[El Rojo]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Best case scenario is they somehow force the move through - he has a slow start and their fanbase turns on him.

Best case scenario for us, definitely. A sulking 'marquee' signing with no pre-season. 

 

It's like shooting fish in a barrel these days. Any option they take is invariably the wrong one. 

[Anubis]

Don’t blame him. I was there yesterday afternoon and it’s fucking shit. Particularly at rush hour.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Last season I had mancs telling me Mane was past it and we've let our front 3 grow old now we're gonna be shit because Manes gone. This is from the same people. 

[Reckoner]

40 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Last season I had mancs telling me Mane was past it and we've let our front 3 grow old now we're gonna be shit because Manes gone. This is from the same people. 

Ah but that was before Mane played quite well for 10 games 

[Scott_M]

Let slip a 2-0 lead v Villa. 
 

Gives us all hope they won’t win the quadruple this season…

[an tha]

2 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Let slip a 2-0 lead v Villa. 
 

Gives us all hope they won’t win the quadruple this season…

Got a feeling those rats could be involved in a fair few high scoring games this season.

 

Think they'll hand out a few dickings, be on the end of a few and see a sprinkling of 3-3's, 4-2's those sort of rollercoaster games.

 

They have reasonable firepower, they are poor at back and this new manager seems to favour an open game.

 

Ultimately just hope they miss out on top 4 again...which with Tottenham and Arsenal looking like they will be stronger is IMO likely.

[Megadrive Man]

I could see them winning the Europa league this season. That is probably the easiest way back in to the Champions league for them.

[Pete]

2 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

I could see them winning the Europa league this season. That is probably the easiest way back in to the Champions league for them.

Ropey league and Carabao cup I reckon. Had a bet with my mates wife (who is a Manc) who isn’t convinced.  

[Jairzinho]

They won't be winning anything.

[TheHowieLama]

Hope they meet Roma at some point. Would be great.

[Megadrive Man]

United are favourites and Arsenal are second favourites.

English clubs should be winning that competition every year when you compare the difference between the 5th and 6th Premier league teams to the European equivalents.

 

The fact that it was a Frankfurt vs Rangers final last season shows how low quality it is.

[Chocoholic]

Can anyone explain the reasoning behind the idea of allowing Ronaldo leave on loan, but only if he triggers the one year contract extension option, so that he comes back next year, when he'll be 38 and presumably still wanting to leave?

 

 

[alles ist gut]

3 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

Can anyone explain the reasoning behind the idea of allowing Ronaldo leave on loan, but only if he triggers the one year contract extension option, so that he comes back next year, when he'll be 38 and presumably still wanting to leave?

 

 

12 months to sell more greasy rapist-themed merchandise?

[m0e]

3 hours ago, Chocoholic said:

Can anyone explain the reasoning behind the idea of allowing Ronaldo leave on loan, but only if he triggers the one year contract extension option, so that he comes back next year, when he'll be 38 and presumably still wanting to leave?

 

 

He wants to play CL. They assume they'll be back in it by then.

 

Deluded pricks.

[TD_LFC]

Gives them an additional year to recoup some sort of transfer fee for him.

[Mark M]

Seems like a mad situation instead of having full focus on the pre season and getting ready to start the league they've allowed a 37 year old player who's past his best to turn the pre season into a circus.

Ronaldo has turned up to training with his agent - Fergie has turned up as well. Fucking joke. (Long may it last)

[Pete]

5 minutes ago, Mark M said:

Seems like a mad situation instead of having full focus on the pre season and getting ready to start the league they've allowed a 37 year old player who's past his best to turn the pre season into a circus.

Ronaldo has turned up to training with his agent - Fergie has turned up as well. Fucking joke. (Long may it last)

Guessing Fergie is there to persuade Ronaldo to stay & see his contract out...
Make it so. 

[cloggypop]

Hope he kicks a footy boot at his head. 

[Reckoner]

He wants to go somewhere better until they are back in the champions league? Welcome home CR7! Such passion for the club Ronaldo has. A real stand up guy. 

[DJLJ]

2 hours ago, Mark M said:

Seems like a mad situation instead of having full focus on the pre season and getting ready to start the league they've allowed a 37 year old player who's past his best to turn the pre season into a circus.

Ronaldo has turned up to training with his agent - Fergie has turned up as well. Fucking joke. (Long may it last)

Where is Gazza when you need him…

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Reckoner said:

He wants to go somewhere better until they are back in the champions league? Welcome home CR7! Such passion for the club Ronaldo has. A real stand up guy. 

We're Man Utd, we'll do what we want.