Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[Elite]

1 hour ago, redheart said:

 

Hahaha

[dandyman]

On 17/07/2022 at 12:29, redheart said:

 

Why did he try nutting the door, mad bastard!

[Red_or_Dead]

40 minutes ago, dandyman said:

Why did he try nutting the door, mad bastard!

He thought it was Harry Maguire

[cloggypop]

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

I hate newspapers, I mean what kind of headline is that? Years of journalist education and qualifications and that's what you come up with.

 

Biggest surprise is people are still buying them.

[Leyton388]

The pre season hype around them is fantastic. Going to be a pure joy to watch when reality kicks in and they come hammering back to earth from Planet Manc shite with a massive bump.

[JagSquared]

12 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

The pre season hype around them is fantastic. Going to be a pure joy to watch when reality kicks in and they come hammering back to earth from Planet Manc shite with a massive bump.

We’re playing them quite early aren’t we? I hope we slap them into oblivion.

[Scott_M]

[Pete]

1 hour ago, Leyton388 said:

The pre season hype around them is fantastic. Going to be a pure joy to watch when reality kicks in and they come hammering back to earth from Planet Manc shite with a massive bump.

Nah, they're gonna win the league this year.  It's their year. 

[Scott_M]

[manwiththestick]

I see they're now beating Paalce 3 nil, I don't want to sound like Rio Ferdinand but Utd are back baby, Ten Hag at the wheel *rubs hands together.

[Scott_M]

2 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

I see they're now beating Paalce 3 nil, I don't want to sound like Rio Ferdinand but Utd are back baby, Ten Hag at the wheel *rubs hands together.

3-1 now.

 

Like the game against us, I don’t recognise many of Palace’s players. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

They will finish above us, I've never seen such a transformation since Frank Maloney fucked the union jack suits off.

[Pete]

3 games, 11 goals scored, 1 conceded, no defeats.  They are well and truly back.  Best get the silver polish ready again. 

[The Midnight Rambler]

https://en.as.com/soccer/cristiano-ronaldo-has-genital-botox-injection-but-why-n/

 

So that’s why he jibbed preseason.

[Section_31]

3 hours ago, Scott_M said:

 

They are classless cunts, we've had loads of shit players but there's a line you draw. 

 

 

[Ron B]

8 hours ago, Scott_M said:

3-1 now.

 

Like the game against us, I don’t recognise many of Palace’s players. 

It never fails to make me smile when I remember that they made Wan-Bissaka the sixth most expensive defender of all time. So thank you for reminding me. 

[TheHowieLama]

11 minutes ago, Ron B said:

It never fails to make me smile when I remember that they made Wan-Bissaka the sixth most expensive defender of all time. So thank you for reminding me. 

Their starting back 4 (Shaw, Maguire, New Fella, Wan Bissaka) = @ 220 mil

[Bruce Spanner]

11 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Their starting back 4 (Shaw, Maguire, New Fella, Wan Bissaka) = @ 220 mil

 

You don't think Varane (£58m), Bailly (£30), 'The new Edwards' (£20m), Lindelof (£31m), Dalot,(£20m) Telles (£20m) ain't getting in the team?

[JagSquared]

15 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

They are classless cunts, we've had loads of shit players but there's a line you draw. 

 

 

They have plenty of form for it. Look how they treated their all time top scorer in Rooney when they wanted him gone, they booed him and sang anti scouse songs throughout his time there. 

[Scott_M]

Nothing like getting wildly ahead of yourselves…

 

 

Firmino scored more than all 3 combined last season. 

[Pete]

30 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Nothing like getting wildly ahead of yourselves…

 

 

Firmino scored more than all 3 combined last season. 

Love it. I kinda want ETH to be moderately successful initially.  Be great to see them lose a S/F in heart breaking fashion and narrowly miss out on 4th again. 

[Total Longo]

23 hours ago, Scott_M said:

...and that was just his teammates.

[El Dangerous]

19 hours ago, The Midnight Rambler said:

https://en.as.com/soccer/cristiano-ronaldo-has-genital-botox-injection-but-why-n/

 

So that’s why he jibbed preseason.

Still not as thick as Harry Maguire.

[sh#t waffle]

They've moved swiftly through the 90s and arrived at the Bruno Cheyrou-Lazio stage of delusion.