Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[Captain Turdseye 15,012]

So, what do we reckon?

 

I’ll give it two years maximum. He’ll get the first couple of transfer windows free because they’ll want to look like they’re invested in the ‘project’ but the majority of them will still want instant results. 
 

Thankfully these days instant results for them would be sneaking into the top 4. What a time to be alive. 

[Section_31 25,150]

I dunno, if he's off to a bad start I give it Christmas, I'm serious.

[MegadriveMan 1,280]

If they don't qualify for the Champions league next season he will be gone, and somebody like Gareth Southgate will take over.

[Elite 12,087]

3 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

If they don't qualify for the Champions league next season he will be gone, and somebody like Gareth Southgate will take over.

He's not shiny enough for them.

 

They are the magpies of the football world, they'll collect as many flash things as they can but don't know what the fuck to do with them.

[alles ist gut 4,699]

He’ll get at least as long as Moyes

[YorkshireRed 2,805]

I give him until Monday 22nd August. The previous weekend will have seen him and his charges systematically dismembered by an unstoppable force. 
 

Unless of course our game is moved to the Monday evening. In which case he may get past breakfast on the Tuesday. 

[Pete 2,032]

Reckon he’ll get this season and if they’re not looking like get champions league possibly axe him depending on how far back from the pack they are.   

[Josef Svejk 5,381]

His problem is the level of competition at the current top four is extremely high. What's he realistically expected to achieve short- to medium-term? 

[sir roger 8,841]

I think Utd will come 4th next season and Ten Hag will be a relative success.

[Captain Turdseye 15,012]

2 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

His problem is the level of competition at the current top four is extremely high. What's he realistically expected to achieve short- to medium-term? 

From the outside looking in, they need to go back to basics and implement a modern style of play. They’ve got no chance of doing that with Ronaldo goal hanging. 

[Bjornebye 33,787]

 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich 9,633]

Who gives a flying fuck? Too many threads about other clubs on here,let's focus on how brilliant ours is. It wont last forever.

[an tha 8,441]

40 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I think Utd will come 4th next season and Ten Hag will be a relative success.

Who is dropping out of top 4/they will improve past though?

 

No way the cheats or us....

 

And for my money Chelsea are miles better than them and Tottenham will IMO improve this season after a full pre season with Conte/buying decently.

 

Just can't see it myself.

[TheHowieLama 13,016]

Wasn't sure where to put it but:

 

Where does Pogba rank on the worst transfers of all time list?

[Harry's Lad 2,988]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Wasn't sure where to put it but:

 

Where does Pogba rank on the worst transfers of all time list?

Pretty high I would imagine though Loris Karius takes some beating.

[m0e 2,943]

25 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Who gives a flying fuck? Too many threads about other clubs on here,let's focus on how brilliant ours is. It wont last forever.

 

[TheHowieLama 13,016]

2 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Pretty high I would imagine though Loris Karius needs some beating.

Not sure the Player's Union would allow that.

[Bjornebye 33,787]

6 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Wasn't sure where to put it but:

 

Where does Pogba rank on the worst transfers of all time list?

Up there with Maguire for sure 

[Vincent Vega 5,605]

50 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

[Harry's Lad 2,988]

8 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Not sure the Player's Union would allow that.

I don't usually condone violence, but that's a pity.

[manwiththestick 5,257]

If they have a quiet window or don't get the players they want and start poorly, he could be under some early pressure, particularly if Pochetino is still unemployed.

[Moo 956]

Put it this way, when talking to Mancs I call him Erik Ten Months.  But that's a reflection on them not him.

[sir roger 8,841]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

Who is dropping out of top 4/they will improve past though?

 

No way the cheats or us....

 

And for my money Chelsea are miles better than them and Tottenham will IMO improve this season after a full pre season with Conte/buying decently.

 

Just can't see it myself.

I think Conte will be more focused on CL ( and causing ructions as usual ) and Utd will recover their home form and sneak past Spurs and Arsenal

[Harry Squatter 13,870]

As long as they continue to be shit it will be great. Their fans are absolute knobheads. Death mocking bin sniffing twats. 

[Leyton388 1,859]

Tea bag will be gone by December.