Did somebody call a Jobe? (Bellingham)

[Bjornebye]

Possibility we might be signing him in September when he turns 17.  

 

(I just liked the thread title, all I know is he's Jude's younger brother) 

[cloggypop]

Nonce thread

[Guest]

I also heard we were after Gavi, maybe we can start going after slightly differently spelt players to compensate?

 

Gravy - Welcome to Liverpool.

[Chip Butty]

Gis a Jobe

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Obi-Wan KeJobee

[Guest]

Blow Jobe.

[Karl_b]

[Tony Moanero]

Never heard of the cunt.

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Never heard of the cunt.

He's the 'adidas' fourth stripe.

[Guest]

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

100m for an 18 year old. The market has gone mad. Thanks Citeh and PSG.

[Guest]

11 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

100m for an 18 year old. The market has gone mad. Thanks Citeh and PSG.

It's all relative though, isn't it? £17m for Minamino? £15m for Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain in last 12 months with hobbly knees? Sadio Mane for £40m in last 12 months in the twilight of his career?

 

£60m difference between the two players isn't completely outrageous, is it?

[Numero Veinticinco]

6 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

It's all relative though, isn't it? £17m for Minamino? £15m for Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain in last 12 months with hobbly knees? Sadio Mane for £40m in last 12 months in the twilight of his career?

 

£60m difference between the two players isn't completely outrageous, is it?

New prime is 30. 18 year olds used to go for 850k. It's nuts. 

[dave u]

More chance of signing David Bellingham

 

(one for the pod listeners there).

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, dave u said:

More chance of signing David Bellingham

 

(one for the pod listeners there).

Linda Bellingham is otherwise engaged.

[Strontium]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Linda Bellingham is otherwise engaged.

 

Too bad, she could have worked well with Oxo. 

[dave u]

1 minute ago, Strontium said:

 

Too bad, she could have worked well with Oxo. 

 

Feel like I want to neg this, but the grudging admiration I have for it is stopping me.

[gkmacca]

Jude's got his coaching instructions already set out for him: 'Don't let me down...let it out and let it in...the movement you need is on your shoulder...then you'll begin to make it better, better, better, better, better...' Thank god he's not called Maxwell.

[VladimirIlyich]

5 minutes ago, gkmacca said:

Jude's got his coaching instructions already set out for him: 'Don't let me down...let it out and let it in...the movement you need is on your shoulder...then you'll begin to make it better, better, better, better, better...' Thank god he's not called Maxwell.

The Silver hammer is more appropriate.

[TD_LFC]

Jobe recalling his career with the U23's while we were trying to convince his brother to join us*

 

 

*I have no idea if Jobe is any good!!

 

[Bruce Spanner]

Really missed a trick not calling this 'Did somebody call a Jarg Bellingham.'

 

Everyday this place falls further from gods light.

[Bjornebye]

38 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Really missed a trick not calling this 'Did somebody call a Jarg Bellingham.'

 

Everyday this place falls further from gods light.

Fuck sake Bruce. A 'jobe' is scouse slang for a taxi. 

[Bruce Spanner]

31 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Fuck sake Bruce. A 'jobe' is scouse slang for a taxi. 

I know and Jarg is for blag, which Jr Bellingham would be.

 

On reflection, I don’t care, I’ve been eating ice cream in the sun all day and probably have sun stroke, so do as thou wilt.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

I know and Jarg is for blag, which Jr Bellingham would be.

Sounds like you missed the trick. 

[Karl_b]

I hope he signs for someone else, just so I can be angry about it.

 

They took our Joooobe!