Darwin Nunez - Thoughts?

[TD_LFC]

7 minutes ago, Aventus said:

Been two and a half years and I still can't figure out if he's left or right footed. 

He's ambisinister

[Lee909]

12 minutes ago, Aventus said:

Been two and a half years and I still can't figure out if he's left or right footed. 

 

He's clearly blessed with the right foot of Maradona and the left foot of Quaresma

[Pidge]

It'll suck for him, but he'll probably be better off if we find him somewhere else to play football soon. He's still young, will find a footing and probably have a good career.

[Aventus]

1 minute ago, Pidge said:

He'll be better off if we find him somewhere else to live, he's still young, we will find him a nice home on a farm with other dogs to play with and he'll be a lot happier. 

I miss you Bruno, it wasn't your fault the neighbours cat got into our garden. 

[Mane_Was_Better]

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[Red74]

I’ve seen stormtroopers hit the target more than this dud 

[Red74]

34 minutes ago, Code said:

Maybe he’s no footed. 

Club footed 

[Red74]

It’ll be classic us letting him ride out his contract here without getting on the pitch the next 2 seasons and letting him walk for nothing 

[3 Stacks]

1 minute ago, Red74 said:

It’ll be classic us letting him ride out his contract here without getting on the pitch the next 2 seasons and letting him walk for nothing 

We can't do that. We just can't.

[TheHowieLama]

He is under contract til 28 so...

[Smell The Glove]

4 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

We can't do that. We just can't.

We won't be doing that

[Code]

10 minutes ago, Red74 said:

I’ve seen stormtroopers hit the target more than this dud 

Almost the ultimate insult that. 

[joe_fishfish]

4 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

We can't do that. We just can't.

We won’t.

 

We’ll loan him out and cover about 80% of his wages before he leaves on a free. 

[Red74]

5 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

We can't do that. We just can't.

If Klopp was still here he would 

[El Rojo]

I still think he’d be a delicacy in some set-ups. Simeone would fancy his chances with him. 

[Jairzinho]

24 minutes ago, Pidge said:

It'll suck for him, but he'll probably be better off if we find him somewhere else to play football soon. He's still young, will find a footing and probably have a good career.

 

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, El Rojo said:

I still think he’d be a delicacy in some set-ups. Heston Blumenthal would fancy his chances with him. 

 

Fixed it for you.

[Jairzinho]

2 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

I still think he’d be a delicacy in some set-ups. Simeone would fancy his chances with him. 

 

Not sure about that. He'd love the work rate, but be less keen on his favourite colour being ham.

[Smell The Glove]

He's sold at the end of this season.Then it's the first marquee signing of the Slot era.

[El Rojo]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

 

Not sure about that. He'd love the work rate, but be less keen on his favourite colour being ham.

Maybe. I think we’d still get half our money back for him at this stage if we cut our losses. 

 

In fairness, for all the criticism, at times he looks as dangerous as three players in one. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Red74]

3 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Maybe. I think we’d still get half our money back for him at this stage if we cut our losses. 

 

In fairness, for all the criticism, at times he looks as dangerous as three players in one. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We’re gonna have to stop playing him if we expect to get half our money back. They say players get better when they’re not on the pitch. 

We’re thinking we’re putting him in the shop window when the reality is he’s shop soiled 

[Dave D]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

He's had a great chance to cement his place in the team with Jota out and if anything, he has regressed.

 

I like the lad but if we could get a good striker, who stays fit in this January, I would drop him faster than a bird with a nasty dose of the clap.

 

Dont think there anyone who could actually dislike the lad- its just football. I think he will do ok at somewhere like Villa.

 

Id even drop him even quicker than a bird that had a "moderate" case of the clap and was 3 days into a 10 day course of antibiotics

 

[Geoff Woade]

1 hour ago, Red74 said:

We’re gonna have to stop playing him if we expect to get half our money back. They say players get better when they’re not on the pitch. 

We’re thinking we’re putting him in the shop window when the reality is he’s shop soiled 

I think at this point he’s invalidated the warranty 

 

 

[AngryofTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Red74 said:

It’ll be classic us letting him ride out his contract here without getting on the pitch the next 2 seasons and letting him walk for nothing 

Have we done that with any other non-crocks?

[Dapower]

2 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

 

what’s Keith chegwin got to do with this