Darwin Nunez - Thoughts?

[Bjornebye]

21 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Don't like to gloat but I reluctantly will add to it. 

Erm 

[cloggypop]

51 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

All my doubters on here getting their eyes wiped again. How many times do I have to be bang on the money?

[Chip Butty]

https://twitter.com/TheAnfieldWrap/status/1536779056078790657?s=20&t=-Fme1g5rFIIf7T-CuxYzvA

[Paulie Dangerously]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Erm 

*taps nose*

[an tha]

27 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

The socks. Why?

The fucking socks.

To hide the scars from his 27 knee ops.....

[halewood pete]

[Alan Sex]

Welcome Darwin. 
 

Soon to be taking us on a trip to the Galapagoals islands!

[VladimirIlyich]

Second to Nun. EZ.

[an tha]

[Red Shift]

No doubt Jurgen will support Darwin’s natural selection. Boom boom.

[Redder Lurtz]

If this motherfucker doesn't lean on something soon I'm not getting his name tattooed on my chest. I fucking mean it. 

[Alan Sex]

4 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

If this motherfucker doesn't lean on something soon I'm not getting his name tattooed on my chest. I fucking mean it. 

Why on the chest?

 

I’m getting one that says Dez. 
 

When he scores, it will say Darwin Gabriel Núñez Ribeiro. 

[halewood pete]

4 hours ago, TD_LFC said:

 

 

[s(k)aturation]

 

I reckon we should call him Chas.

 

When Usher gets him for a TLW exclusive, it could be the Chas and Dave podcast.

[Torvald Utne]

7 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

He does that heart thing with his hands?

 

I want to change my vote. Get rid.

In all seriousness he now has a job on to win me over, close to unforgivable

[Bad Red Bull]

[DalyanPete]

4 hours ago, s(k)aturation said:

 

I reckon we should call him Chas.

 

When Usher gets him for a TLW exclusive, it could be the Chas and Dave podcast.

Think I'd like you to leave the room now.

[Ne Moe Imya]

£75m (minus the trophy/goal bonuses, which you'd imagine we'll be happy to pay) and £7m/season wages is actually very reasonable, on a 6-year deal.

 

Comes to £12.5m/season amortisation of the fee, and £7m/season in wages takes it to a total player cost of £19.5m/season. If you add in the trophy and goal bonuses it's a total of £21.2m/season.

 

Our most expensive player ever was Virgil at £25m/season total cost, and for comparison Alisson was £18.5/season. So Nunez isn't cheap, but it's not exactly insane, either. The fact that it's 6 years helps a lot, and also means that the overall commitment to him is higher (as is risk) in case he doesn't pan out or has a major injury.

 

Of course the media only reports fees and not total player cost, so it'll look to the less-informed as if he costs similar to Haaland, but in reality it's probably closer to half of Haaland's total cost/season.

[Daisy]

Yeah the six year deal is massive if he works out to be a success 

[Guest]

11 hours ago, an tha said:

To hide the scars from his 27 knee ops.....

Is this why he's being given the 27 shirt too? *taps nose*

 

Who will get Mane shirt?

[Guest]

 

[Mike D]

Fucking lean!

[Chairman Meow]

14 hours ago, sh#t waffle said:

He's taken Divock's number. He's got some balls, I'll give him that...

 

13 hours ago, TD_LFC said:

 

Let me tell ya a couple of three things: Forget Coutinho, forget Zeljko Buvac who goes over to Liverpool and never comes back, forget Nat Phillips.

 

Jurgen Klopp has no respect for this thing. He's never been involved in transfers, not really. Here's a guy who stepped over Pep Lijnders to grab the big seat, his best mate.

 

I'm embarrassed. I let him come to the football writers awards last Christmas, and I took his fat, fuckin' hand in friendship.

 

Listen to me, they sign anybody and everybody over there. And the way they do it, it's all fucked up.

 

Guys don't lean on things, there's negative net spend.

 

No, Alb, either it has meaning or no meaning. And the Keita thing, the man harbors an injury prone shithouse.

 

Five fuckin' clubs and we got this other pygmy thing over at Anfield...

[halewood pete]

[Colonel Bumcunt]

On 14/06/2022 at 06:25, Numero Veinticinco said:

Haaland is an absolute goal machine. I expect him to break scoring records next season. 

I expect him to start like a house on fire, and then fade into obscurity and be loaned to Trabzonspor in 2 years.