Scones - Clotted Cream - Jam

[Shooter in the Motor 8,568]

Will you have scones next weekend? Which order will you load up your scones?

[Bjornebye 33,843]

18 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Will you have scones next weekend? Which order will you load up your scones?

The only thing decent about next weeks jubilee is that there might be a few of these scones floating about. I actually had this discussion with her indoors yesterday. I said jam then cream. She went the other way. 

 

Clotted cream is one of the greatest inventions ever. 

[John102 1,096]

Bought  myself some of these the other day.

 

Warmed up in the oven and then it was jam, then cream.

 

I assume the cream then jam gang are the same kids who ate crayons in school.

[Carvalho Diablo 16,984]

When you have jam on bread you always butter the bread first before whacking the jam on top.

 

I see no reason to change a winning formula.

[Bjornebye 33,843]

2 minutes ago, John102 said:

Bought  myself some of these the other day.

 

Warmed up in the oven and then it was jam, then cream.

 

I assume the cream then jam gang are the same kids who ate crayons in school.

You only have to look who voted for jam first first ....... same fella has crayons in a curry 

[Carvalho Diablo 16,984]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

You only have to look who voted for jam first first ....... same fella has crayons in a curry 

Why change a winning formula?

[YorkshireRed 2,836]

Cream then jam. I’d be deeply suspicious of anyone who did something different.

[Bjornebye 33,843]

1 minute ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Why change a winning formula?

Go and make a Chicken Jamfrezi.

 

 

And get the pics up 

[ZonkoVille77 5,828]

Jam then cream. It's just easier to get a good coverage of Jam doing it that way. 

[Carvalho Diablo 16,984]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Go and make a Chicken Jamfrezi.

 

 

And get the pics up 

Right now I'm chowing down on some Asda knock off cheese savouries.

 

So no.

[Bjornebye 33,843]

Just now, Carvalho Diablo said:

Right now I'm chowing down on some Asda knock off cheese savouries.

 

So no.

Chow for now. 

[Trumo 16,205]

Isn't one of them the Cornish way and the other then Devon way? Also, do you pronounce it 'sconn' or 'scown'?

[Carvalho Diablo 16,984]

Just now, Trumo said:

Isn't one of them the Cornish way and the other then Devon way?

Yes, Corwall is jam then cream and is the favoured way of simpletons on a sex register.

[Strontium 11,267]

Just the logistics of putting a thin layer of jam on top of a thick mound of cream... how?

[Bobby Hundreds 10,446]

I've no idea my missus makes them and they are unbelievable. Some nice big scones from Costco. 

[Tony Moanero 17,278]

Jam then cream. Jam sticks to the scone better than it does cream.

[A Red 3,920]

 

Sconn

[Hank Moody 8,149]

The Cornish way is the only way. Spreading jam onto cream? The preserve of idiots. 

[Elite 12,103]

Butter then jam.

[Tony Moanero 17,278]

5 minutes ago, Elite said:

Butter then jam.

Butter?!

 

[VladimirIlyich 9,640]

As long as nobody has butter with jam and cream. Deviant behaviour.

[Shooter in the Motor 8,568]

8 minutes ago, Elite said:

Butter then jam.

[VladimirIlyich 9,640]

7 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Butter?!

 

I think he deserves backheeling in the bollocks.

[Elite 12,103]

Butter and jam on scones is lovely.

[VladimirIlyich 9,640]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

Butter and jam on scones is lovely.

Butter and Jam is vile. One or the other and only Jam with cream.