Scones - Clotted Cream - Jam

[s(k)aturation]

2 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Nearly as absurd as the idea of fucking "spreading" the jam.

 

Mutants.

 

 

 

 

[Pidge]

39 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

You’re wrong on the pronunciation but correct about the Baaath cunts.  

Like the Irish, Bristolians are allowed to do whatever they want with vowels and are exempt from such judgement. 

 

Privilege of the accent.

[John102]

Is this what taking DMT feels like. I dont know up from down any more.

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, Clem H Fandango said:

I have jam, then cream and then the scone on top.

Is right. Obviously you have half the scone on the bottom too?  Or do you lick it off the table?

[Clem H Fandango]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Is right. Obviously you have half the scone on the bottom too?  Or do you lick it off the table?

You could halve the scone and turn it into a viennese whirl or just use a plate.

There's no wrong way to eat one as long as all 3 flavours are combined is there really.

[John102]

57 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

You could halve the scone and turn it into a viennese whirl or just use a plate.

There's no wrong way to eat one as long as all 3 flavours are combined is there really.

Is this not mandatory?

 

 

[A Red]

Its scone with sultanas, butter, jam then cream, anything else is ridiculous

 

Scone, as AoT says, rhymes with gone. I bet there are cunts here that have dinner in the evening, tea mid afternoon, pronounce bath as barth, laugh as larf and grass as grars.

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, Clem H Fandango said:

You could halve the scone and turn it into a viennese whirl or just use a plate.

There's no wrong way to eat one as long as all 3 flavours are combined is there really.

As long as no butter mixed with jam thogh.

[suzy]

On 26/05/2022 at 23:33, Tony Moanero said:

Homemade Victoria sponge > scones

 

Actually, fuck it, I’ll have both!

Now you’re talking! Victoria sponge (made well)  is my favourite cake.

 

[lifetime fan]

44 minutes ago, suzy said:

Now you’re talking! Victoria sponge (made well)  is my favourite cake.

 

No chance. Lemon drizzle is where it’s at. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Custard Slices are the kings of cakes.

[chrisbonnie]

for the weirdos that voted cream first, then jam.

 

are you'se some kind of magicians or warlocks?

 

how the fuck can you put the jam on, after the cream, without wiping the cream off?