Premier League Round Up (May 14-19 2022)

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We won a trophy, City finally slipped up, Everton were dragged back into the relegation mire and Arsenal went the full Arsenal to gift wrap a Champions League place to their most hated rivals. I’ve had worse weekends!

 

I’ll start at Goodison because that’s where most of the fun was. It started with their fans pulling that stupid “fireworks outside the team hotel” shite. They did it against Chelsea and won the game, so they figured they’d do it against when Brentford came to town. You shouldn’t provoke Bees because when they get angry or feel threatened they sting. 

 

Evertonians have spent years mocking our support. The banners, the chants, the pyro, the greeting of the team coach before big games… “Kopite behaviour” they called it while they scoffed. Now look at them. They’ve embraced all of it. 

 

Frankly it’s hilarious. We’re greeting coaches before we play in massive European games or league fixtures that could decide the title. They’re doing it against Brentford as they look to stay out of the bottom three. It’s world’s apart isn’t it. I almost pity them. Almost.

 

How can you pity them when they carry on the way they do though? Going to the Brentford team hotel in the early hours of the morning is just embarrassing. What’s worse is how many of them were bragging about it like it was some kind of achievement. 

 

Still, it all adds to the comedy, especially when they lose the game, have two players sent off and then Brentford’s official twitter account (as well as their captain) trolled them on twitter. This shit only ever happens to Everton.

 

What makes it all the more amusing is they were ahead and well on top. Calvert-Lewin deflected in a feeble shot by Richarlison to put them ahead and it was all going swimmingly. Richarlison ran off celebrating while Calvert-Lewin was telling anyone who would listen that it was his goal. 

 

Then, the Premier League led conspiracy to send Everton down reared its ugly head again. How are people not seeing this? It’s so obvious that everyone is conspiring against the Blues. Frank should write another letter. Or maybe get his mates in the cabinet to order an inquiry.

 

 

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[Anubis]

No more praising Viera after tonight. I hope you’ve learnt your lesson.

[alles ist gut]

Top, top Mark Noble retirement party analysis there, Dave. (Also, judging from that well-executed tackle on the Everton fan, Vieira still has what it takes on the field...)

[piphomer]

Chin up, Dave. Just imagine the trouble they'll be in with a full season under Fat Frank.

[mike23]

Frustrating evening. Saw the scores at halftime and thought at the very least it would be going down to the final day for Everton. Hopefully the promoted teams are better next season. Watford and Norwich have been so bad that Everton ultimately only had to avoid 1 available relegation place in the end. But this did feel like a golden opportunity to get rid of them. I genuinely think they'd have gone if Chelsea had even managed a draw at Goodison. They were so deflated going into that game after Burnley had scored 2 late goals at Watford the previous day, that I don't think they'd have recovered if momentum hadn't instantly swung back in their favour. United and Arsenal deserve their fair share of the blame for keeping them up, but for those 2 teams you could at least say that their performances at Goodison weren't exactly atypical in comparison to various other performances this year. Chelsea, on the other hand, would have won comfortably if they'd produced a performance that had even vaguely matched their general standards. 

[Arnaud]

I’m not sure Vieira is so good. He failed miserably at Nice.

[DalyanPete]

On the very odd occasion we have someone run on the pitch we get a laugh when that gave the fingers to Messi. There's is all about trying to get a reaction from aggressive and racist taunts. Cunts 

[m0e]

3 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

On the very odd occasion we have someone run on the pitch we get a laugh when that gave the fingers to Messi. There's is all about trying to get a reaction from aggressive and racist taunts. Cunts 

That was a ballboy.

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, m0e said:

That was a ballboy.

Yeah I know, but that wasn't the point.

To recap, they are horrible rat faced cunts.