Paris

[s(k)aturation]

51 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Yeah right, like you can get a kebab in Paris 

 

You can.

When I lived in London, a backpacking mate of mine from Newcastle (Australia) went to Paris for the Five Nations one weekend and regaled us with his intellectual tomfoolery putting in an order at a kebab house:  "Oui... un kebab, ya cunt!"

 

[Mathewbet1]

anyspares?

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

I know a fella who is flying one in from Istanbul, met him in Kiev. Funny fella.

Ha ha, funny fucka.

 

[Monster Masch]

Any suggestions for where to watch it in Liverpool? We're traveling over from Ireland for two nights.

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, s(k)aturation said:

 

You can.

When I lived in London, a backpacking mate of mine from Newcastle (Australia) went to Paris for the Five Nations one weekend and regaled us with his intellectual tomfoolery putting in an order at a kebab house:  "Oui... un kebab, ya cunt!"

 

Think that's whoosh moment SK.

[Lario]

17 hours ago, Talismanic said:

We booked the Bastille, reviews aren’t great but how bad can it be?

 

17 hours ago, aws said:

Roof leaks a bit. 

But if you close your eyes...

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

6 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Going to walk to Dover and swim to Calais, have a blow then jog to Paris I will then camp outside the Louvre. I have procured a ticket from an old friend of mine who went out with Macron in her younger days. Hopefully we win then I will parachute off the Eiffel Tower straight into a speedboat on the Siene and go into the distance to find a small cottage were Eva Green will be waiting in her Liverpool kit with a pint of Erdinger and a kebab. 

I call that Tuesday.

[Leyton388]

I'll be watching it with my dad at home. I'd love to go even just to hang around paris even though i wont have a ticket but the old man's getting on now so I'd rather watch it with him. 

 

Lets bring home No 7 

[Harry Squatter]

6 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Agreed. I’m not arsed about playing City on the pitch, it’s the CL Final, you expect to play the best.

 

I don’t want to see any of their scruffy cunt supporters on the train or around Paris acting like complete cunts ruining the occasion. 

I can expect the flights over, especially from Manchester to be absolutely horrific. Two sets of fans travelling from the same area and sharing a flight together isn't going to end well. Especially once they start their bindipper/battered in the street/always the victims shouts. 

 

It won't be the same type of atmosphere as in Madrid where everyone just went to support their own team and enjoy it. They were bad enough with Chelsea fans in Porto last year. 

[Scott_M]

[Scott_M]

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-hold-back-cheapest-champions-16272826.amp
 

This was the selling details for Madrid.

If 63% go to supporters again, that’s 12.6k, less those with 19/20 credits, so 7/8k in the ballot?

 

[Scott_M]

Eurostar direct to Paris on the Friday is completely sold out.

 

Hopefully there will be a few cancellations from 10pm onwards…

[El Rojo]

I really hope Real win tonight. Will make the whole final experience a lot more enjoyable and memorable for everyone. The other shower have no business there.

[an tha]

I hope i am wrong as don't want to be in Paris with those manc rats....But can only see Man City progressing tonight.

 

It is an inevitable collision course us and them have been on in final of this for about last 5 years.....

 

I hope I am wrong.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

51 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

I call that Tuesday.

Hope not the games on a Saturday.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I was talking to a couple of old blokes a few years ago about their trip to Paris in 81. One of them had a VW camper van, so they drove down and used the van instead of a hotel. After the match, they were back in the van, celebrating hard, when there was a knock on the door. It was a liveried chauffeur, saying that he was just driving the Dutch ambassador home from some shit-boring formal reception and he saw that it looked like fun in the van, so could he geg in. They said yes, so the ambassador and his wife (in her ballgown, silk gloves and diamonds) piled in with a couple of bottles of champagne and just sat up getting pissed and talking football.

[El Rojo]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I was talking to a couple of old blokes a few years ago about their trip to Paris in 81. One of them had a VW camper van, so they drove down and used the van instead of a hotel. After the match, they were back in the van, celebrating hard, when there was a knock on the door. It was a liveried chauffeur, saying that he was just driving the Dutch ambassador home from some shit-boring formal reception and he saw that it looked like fun in the van, so could he geg in. They said yes, so the ambassador and his wife (in her ballgown, silk gloves and diamonds) piled in with a couple of bottles of champagne and just sat up getting pissed and talking football.

That hits all the essentials of the early parts of a porno plot. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Barnesey]

Any people smugglers doing deals on the return to France?

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

43 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Hope not the games on a Saturday.

Not my only lie (I also don’t eat kebabs).

[m0e]

11 hours ago, Scott_M said:

I know. I’m a disgrace. How dare I be confident we’d be alright this season and plan ahead for it. 

I was 99.9% certain you would know why I said that.

 

Obviously I was wrong

 

See you in Paris!

[Scott_M]

5 minutes ago, m0e said:

I was 99.9% certain you would know why I said that.

 

Obviously I was wrong

 

See you in Paris!

No, I understood it! 

[shouter]

12 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Sport Options day trip is £629.

 

I went with them to Kiev, it was a very smooth trip to be fair. 
 

And you get a complimentary pin badge. 
 

They where a disgrace in Athens. Some people never got there and we had a replacement plane turn up and flew out 7 hours after we where supposed to. When it went tits up none of their reps where anywhere to be seen. They are money grabbing cunts.

 

[Bjornebye]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

"By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged!"