Paris

[Kevin D]

On 04/05/2022 at 11:44, Captain Turdseye said:

I’ve got cousins working at a place in the south end of the city which has big outdoor screens, benches, table service, etc. 

 

Ticketed this time apparently but I’ve already been promised the exact table I want for nothing and I was up there for the Fury fight the other week and we didn’t have to pay for a single drink all night. 
 

If I still lived up there I’d never be out of the place. 
 

Now I have other uncles and cousins trying to geg in on my free table and unlimited ale but they can fuck right off. I’m going with my mates and either one or two of my kids. I only found out about this place and got invited down there the night before the boxing and I turned up there less than 24 hours later. 
 

These other family members only live around the corner and would have known about it ages ago if they’d bothered to chat to my cousins at any point in the last 12 months. I’m not putting my free ale (and my cousin’s jobs) at risk because they want in on my good thing. 
 

I’ll see them at the Quadruple Parade the next day. 

What’s the place called?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Only Wools and Meffs travel with P&O.

[tokyojoe]

12 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I thought you might have got onto this one  @tokyojoe 

??? Je suis confused.

[Captain Turdseye]

8 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

What’s the place called?

You can’t receive PM’s. 

[tokyojoe]

15 minutes ago, Fowlers God said:

So who's off to the Fanzone?

Why not? All those tourists wandering around will wonder what the hell's going on.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

??? Je suis confused.

 

 

 

 

[DalyanPete]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

You can’t receive PM’s. 

Cunt of a name, been open long?

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Why not? All those tourists wandering around will wonder what the hell's going on.

Yeah when you walk past them. "Fuck me I'm sure he played the arl fella in Ben Hur" 

[VladimirIlyich]

11 hours ago, s(k)aturation said:

 

 

Jurgen's a tad more genial than the last German bloke who conquered Paris.

 

 

I hope has as little opposition too.

[El Rojo]

Anyone on for a forum meet-up in You Can't Receive PM's? Free drink all night apparently. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Fuckin’ Kevin D. 

[Kevin D]

49 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

You can’t receive PM’s. 

There really is no end to Usher’s villainy.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Turdseye being a hookah again?

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Turdseye being a hookah again?

To be fair his hair is heading that way. 

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Fuckin’ Kevin D. 

I'm confused now! Is it, you can't receive pm's or Fuckin Kevin D? I'm flying over for the free ale.

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

I'm confused now! Is it, you can't receive pm's or Fuckin Kevin D? I'm flying over for the free ale.

He's lying. 

[Stouffer]

To the tune of "On the Banks of the Old Ponchartrain".

 

We traveled from the Mersey, to gay Paris

By air, road, rail and by boat

When we win number seven, we'll be in heaven 

On the banks of the old river Seinne.

 

Eat my balls Dave Kirby.

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Stouffer said:

To the tune of "On the Banks of the Old Ponchartrain".

 

We traveled from the Mersey, to gay Paris

By air, road, rail and by boat

When we win number seven, we'll be in heaven 

On the banks of the old river Seinne.

 

Eat my balls Dave Kirby.

 

 

Needs work,but I like the Dave Kirby message. Although I expect Dave Kirby to be in Rome.

[halewood pete]

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, Stouffer said:

To the tune of "On the Banks of the Old Ponchartrain".

 

We traveled from the Mersey, to gay Paris

By air, road, rail and by boat

When we win number seven, we'll be in heaven 

On the banks of the old river Seinne.

 

Eat my balls Dave Kirby.

 

 

Struggling to see how the last line fits in, appreciate the pause before the rousing finale but it doesn't rhyme.

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

He's lying. 

So it's called "he's lying?"

Fuckit, I'm boring myself now.

[Trojan1892]

Fucking grim reading this is.

[El Rojo]

56 minutes ago, Trojan1892 said:

Fucking grim reading this is.

The players could subsidise some of the cost of those tickets, given that they’re administered through the club and anybody with an entitlement to one has already spent a fortune supporting the club in Europe this season. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Its the same arguments with every cup final,every season,since forever it seems.Supporters need to vote with their feet.