Newcastle (A) - Sat 30th Apr 2022 (12:30pm)

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just now, Bobby Hundreds said:

1 nil just gives me anxiety

This team has earned my trust.

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, waddy78 said:

Andre Marriner will be on the Saudi hitlist now.

Another name added to the guest list of the Saudi Embassy Summer Ball.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Just now, AngryOfTuebrook said:

This team has earned my trust.

It definitely has I'm just a shithouse.

[DaveT]

1 hour ago, niallers said:

Div is non covid ill apparently 

Ok, cheers. Shame, he likes a goal against this lot.

[Jordy Brouwer]

Good half. Need another goal. 

[gkmacca]

Van Dyke ought to get a chance when we get free kicks. He has a great shot on him. Not a bad half all in all. 

[J-V]

"Non award of a freekick" eh because it wasn't a freekick you tit.

[TheHowieLama]

Quickly like to point out how shit the Newcastle kit is - they all look like they have big number 4's on their chest and the back of their socks say Store.

 

Just makes me hate them more.

[3 Stacks]

It's such a fantastic tackle by Milner. Part of why you would still want him around theoretically.

[Red Shift]

No way Milly will go 90 minutes. Sadio is quiet, but I wouldn’t replace him just yet. Don’t think we’ll see any early changes.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Henderson shouldn't take free kicks. He's scored the odd banger in his time but generally his shooting is borderline a war crime.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, gkmacca said:

Van Dyke ought to get a chance when we get free kicks. He has a great shot on him. Not a bad half all in all. 

He's a cracking free kick taker. Baffles me that he never gets a chance. I remember him scoring a couple of beauties for Celtic. I'd rather see Turdseye over the ball for a free kick than Henderson. 

[johnsusername]

1 minute ago, J-V said:

"Non award of a freekick" eh because it wasn't a freekick you tit.

Yep, some phraseology that. 

[etho]

Need that second, very good so far though

[DaveT]

3 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

I fucking hate the way commentators feed a clearly false narrative instead of making a point of saying ‘nothing to see here’. It then gets continued right through the match. Just do your fucking job properly.

Quite. They don’t seem to able to enjoy a game of football unless there’s some (usually confected) controversy to the proceedings.

[waddy78]

Amanda Staveley will secretly be happy.

[Grinch]

Why In the utter fuck are we playing Spurs at that time?

[Scottish Steve]

Season 85/86 we were needing Everton to drop points for us to win the title. Oxford beat them & we beat Leicester on April 30th. Nice if we could see a similar swing today

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Rio Ferdinand just invented a new player for us, there? 
 

Dirock Orivi? Really? 

[J-V]

Just now, Nelly-Matip said:

Rio Ferdinand just invented a new player for us, there? 
 

Dirock Orivi? Really? 

Probably coked up

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Henderson shouldn't take free kicks. He's scored the odd banger in his time but generally his shooting is borderline a war crime.

If only war criminals shot with such accuracy!

[Daisy]

8 minutes ago, Grinch said:

That’ll do.  Keep it at that and bring Fabinho, Salah and Trent on.

Gomez has done alright. Would leave trent off unless really needed

[Chocoholic]

I switched over to BT to hear what was stoking the ire of so many here, from the co-commentator, and heard her say after Almiron dived in proximity to Matip: 'there wasn't much in that, in terms of Jota' 

 

Errrr, yeah, Jota. I was wondering if she was watching the same match. Still, can't blame a little bit of racism for mistaken identity, just sheer stupidity.

 

Thankfully don't have to endure that for the whole match.

[Daisy]

5 minutes ago, DaveT said:

Quite. They don’t seem to able to enjoy a game of football unless there’s some (usually confected) controversy to the proceedings.

Unless its Salah getting throat grabbed in the box, then they say nothing to see there and never spoken of again. 

[waddy78]

1 minute ago, Nelly-Matip said:

Rio Ferdinand just invented a new player for us, there? 
 

Dirock Orivi? Really? 

He's fucking useless, the other week "you could throw a blanket over them, their in a 13x15 yard circle" and he had his fingers in many hats? Mumbling fucker now we know why he missed that drug test.