Creme Fucking Eggs

[Oh Buoy]

Where do you stand? 

[Section_31]

They're rank.

[Bruce Spanner]

[YorkshireRed]

How do you eat yours? I don’t, they’re shite. 

[Oh Buoy]

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

They're rank.

 

1 minute ago, YorkshireRed said:

How do you eat yours? I don’t, they’re shite. 

 

Reported.

[Harry's Lad]

When I was a kid they seemed to be 50% bigger than they are now and the filling was softer, not too thin to be runny but not as thick and were much better. I used to love them.

Pure sugar though and now being diabetic, my toes would probably fall off if I ate one.

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The insides are too sickly sweet and look disgusting. It's like Augustus Gloop's vomit.

 

Mini eggs are superior.

[Numero Veinticinco]

10 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Pft, that’s NOT the record. 

[alles ist gut]

3 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Pft, that’s NOT the record. 

Well if you had only waited for Norris McWhirter to come round and verify it…

[Bruce Spanner]

5 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Pft, that’s NOT the record. 

Trying to ascertain the veracity of your claim I stumbled across a man who inserted FIFTEEN hard boiled eggs up his arse.

 

I think we peaked as a species sometime around the sixties and it’s all down hill from there. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

11 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Mini eggs are superior.

This. Mini eggs are boss. 
 

As are these. 

[Gnasher]

Sickly things,

 

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/how-to-eat-creme-egg-cadbury_uk_5abb99e8e4b06409775bf4f9

[Numero Veinticinco]

19 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Trying to ascertain the veracity of your claim I stumbled across a man who inserted FIFTEEN hard boiled eggs up his arse.

 

Keep. My Dad’s Name. Out your. FUCKIN. Mouth. 

[Furmedge]

28 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

When I was a kid they seemed to be 50% bigger than they are now and the filling was softer, not too thin to be runny but not as thick and were much better. I used to love them.

Pure sugar though and now being diabetic, my toes would probably fall off if I ate one.

 

A lad I work with who is diabetic had his second toe removed a few weeks back and the first thing I thought was he won't be able to wear flip flops ever again.  He's getting a prosthetic toe on the NHS so all is not lost.

 

Anyway, I had two creme eggs for breakfast because my kids don't like them.

[dockers_strike]

38 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

When I was a kid they seemed to be 50% bigger than they are now and the filling was softer, not too thin to be runny but not as thick and were much better. I used to love them.

Pure sugar though and now being diabetic, my toes would probably fall off if I ate one.

 

They used to be the size of a large hen's egg. They are still I suppose, just the 'hen' is a bleeding battam and not a full sized chicken! And the were 6d!

[ZonkoVille77]

They used to be delicious. But ever since Cadbury were taken over by American cunts, Kraft, they are fake, sugary shite. Ruined them. 

[Trumo]

They've always been far too sweet, but the recent stuff is much much worse, like the filling inside Oreos. Mini Eggs are far better.

[Tony Moanero]

39 minutes ago, Nelly-Matip said:

This. Mini eggs are boss. 
 

As are these. 

Negged. Oreo is turd.

[johnsusername]

They changed from using Dairy Milk to bog standard chocolate didn't they. And a box of 6 became a box of 5.

 

I still eat them, but they're not as nice as they used to be. 

[Clem H Fandango]

The best thing about being 40+ is ignoring chocolate.

[Moo]

Terrible.  They used to be my desert island chocolate, now I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.  The Americans have destroyed Cadburys.

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Clem H Fandango said:

The best thing about being 40+ is ignoring chocolate.

Why would you ignore chocolate? I’m 40+ and like it as much as I’ve ever done. The problem is, loads of my favourite chocolate bars no longer exist.

[Harry's Lad]

11 hours ago, Furmedge said:

A lad I work with who is diabetic had his second toe removed a few weeks back and the first thing I thought was he won't be able to wear flip flops ever again.  He's getting a prosthetic toe on the NHS so all is not lost.

 

Anyway, I had two creme eggs for breakfast because my kids don't like them.

Made me laugh that!

[VladimirIlyich]

12 hours ago, Nelly-Matip said:

This. Mini eggs are boss. 
 

As are these. 

Oreos are disgusting American crap that should halted at the border and sent to Guantanamo Bay. That'll teach those detainees.

[John102]

10 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Why would you ignore chocolate? I’m 40+ and like it as much as I’ve ever done. The problem is, loads of my favourite chocolate bars no longer exist.

People don't mention this when you are young. I'm now sitting hear worrying if they're will be a day, when the light in the Starbar Isle goes out.