Snot/Bogeys/Don't Pick Your Nose

[Bjornebye]

What do you do with yours?

 

Lately I have got so much fucking snot up my snout, my bird tells me off while were watching a film because I can't stop picking it. 

 

 

Is it an age thing you old bastards? 

[Harry's Lad]

No. A good dig around, roll and flick can be enjoyed at any age.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Harry's Lad said:

No. A good dig around, roll and flick can be enjoyed at any age.

That's the thing, flick where? I'm up and down to the bin. I'm not flicking snot on my floor, I'm not @Carvalho Diablo 

 

I have craftily wiped it on my birds PJ's once. But then caved, told her and didn't get a toffee apple for weeks. Cunning bitch. 

[Harry's Lad]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

That's the thing, flick where? I'm up and down to the bin. I'm not flicking snot on my floor, I'm not @Carvalho Diablo 

 

I have craftily wiped it on my birds PJ's once. But then caved, told her and didn't get a toffee apple for weeks. Cunning bitch. 

Either out of the window or out of the back door.

 

Wiping snot on your birds pyjamas though and telling her, hmm.

It won't just be toffee apples you won't be getting when she finds out you've wiped your cock on them.

[Kevin D]

Got to.

 

It's America, man.

[ZonkoVille77]

Blowing never gets rid of it all. You need a good root in there. 

[Section_31]

Best is picking it and sticking your finger out of a moving car. Can be 40, 45mph before it comes off. 

[Elite]

Some of the best meals I've ever had.

[Harry's Lad]

31 minutes ago, Elite said:

Some of the best meals I've ever had.

As long as it's not a blood crow. That would be too much like black pudding for my liking.

[Guest]

39 minutes ago, Elite said:

Some of the best meals I've ever had.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

What do you do with yours?

 

Lately I have got so much fucking snot up my snout, my bird tells me off while were watching a film because I can't stop picking it. 

 

 

Is it an age thing you old bastards? 

Pick it, lick it, roll it up and flick it.

[Captain Turdseye]

It wasn’t easy telling off my daughter for wiping bogeys on the wall next to her bed, when I know I used to do the same thing when I was her age. 
 

These days, I just make sure nobody’s looking and then eat them. In fact, I just had a couple 10 minutes ago washed down with a cup of tea. 

[VladimirIlyich]

My lad used to sit on the bog and wipe his bogeys on the tiled walls next to it. The bog roll was right there next to him too.

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

My lad used to sit on the bog and wipe his bogeys on the tiled walls next to it. The bog roll was right there next to him too.

I hope you made him lick it off. Dirty get 

[dockers_strike]

Use it for greasing my bike chain. Works a charm!

[VladimirIlyich]

33 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I hope you made him lick it off. Dirty get 

But was it really him? Nod,nod,wink,wink.

[Lee909]

8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

That's the thing, flick where?

 

 

 

[dockers_strike]

1 minute ago, Lee909 said:

 

 

 

Fuck's sake, what a low life cunt!

[Kevin D]

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

5 hours ago, Lee909 said:

 

 

 

That makes your flesh creep even without the bogey.

[Aventus]

I rub my nose prior to picking to get a feel for how much I have up there, then I have a look around me at a rate of 0.45 scans per second to expose my eyes to the surrounding information, this allows me to conduct an efficient nose picking with fully updated information about my surroundings. 

 

After the bogey is liberated I engage in some high frequency micro scans to check if there is anybody nearby, and a couple of long scans to help me pick up information from further away, with my flawless scan timing I can be confident that I have the opportunity to quickly slot away the snot unseen. 

 

I also know when I don't know who's around me, so If I haven't fully scanned I act accordingly by storing it under my fingernail for a couple of minutes, then I pretend I'm biting my nails while I devour the golden nugget.

[Aventus]

Isn't it great when you pull out a surprisingly massive bogey and you can suddenly breathe in 4K? 

 

One of life's simple pleasures that one. 

[Leyton388]

Slimy yet satisfying. 

[Bjornebye]

14 hours ago, Aventus said:

I rub my nose prior to picking to get a feel for how much I have up there, then I have a look around me at a rate of 0.45 scans per second to expose my eyes to the surrounding information, this allows me to conduct an efficient nose picking with fully updated information about my surroundings. 

 

After the bogey is liberated I engage in some high frequency micro scans to check if there is anybody nearby, and a couple of long scans to help me pick up information from further away, with my flawless scan timing I can be confident that I have the opportunity to quickly slot away the snot unseen. 

 

I also know when I don't know who's around me, so If I haven't fully scanned I act accordingly by storing it under my fingernail for a couple of minutes, then I pretend I'm biting my nails while I devour the golden nugget.

Hahahahaha the worlds most determined snot devourer