Man Utd (H) - Tue 19th Apr 2022 (8:00pm)

[coachpotato]

Seems that United beat themselves tonight, there wasn’t another team on the pitch.

[rubble-rouser]

9 minutes ago, gkmacca said:

Fernandez - 'Liverpool are fighting for the title. We're not fighting for anything'. And on that bombshell! 

I thought I was hearing things!

[halewood pete]

[Anubis]

2 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

 

She was shit defensively as well.

[Colt Seavers]

That first half was a bit special.

Reminded me of the Forest 5-0 performance

[Arniepie]

6 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Harry Maguire is no better than Phil Jones, he's fucking terrible. 

They paid more for him than we paid for virgil

Just let that sink in.

[gkmacca]

1 minute ago, Nelly-Matip said:

Roy Keane’s “we’re Manchester United, we should be better than this!” schtick is growing really tiresome now. 
 

You had one prolonged spell of success. It’s over. Know your place, you entitled fuck. 

And Souey mentioning 'the disasters they've been through' as part of the reason they should always be successful - that's a major reason why there's so much nonsense about that club. Absolute nonsense.

[bossy]

Well that was fucking superb. Apart from 15 minutes where they flattered to deceive we knocked them so far off their fucking perch they aren’t even able to see it. Come on you glorious red men!

[Arniepie]

Just now, gkmacca said:

And Souey mentioning 'the disasters they've been through' as part of the reason they should always be successful - that's a major reason why there's so much nonsense about that club. Absolute nonsense.

Harsh on ole that 

[Arniepie]

When was the last 4 0 at Anfield?

91?

[KMD7]

[Colonel Bumcunt]

That Salah first goal was a 25 pass move. 

We kept possession from 20:06 to the goal at 21:20. 

[gkmacca]

Typical of Sky again, they're obsessing over Keita's tackle now - what about Sideshow Bob's antics?

[halewood pete]

[Trumo]

First half of total dominance. 20 minutes of sloppiness in the second half followed by 25 where we re-found our tempo. It was 4 and it really could have been more. It's clear that we are trying to conserve some energy during matches, but it's still quite jarring the difference between us going at full pelt and then easing up.

 

They said before this game that this is the worst United side since the old First Division days, but fucking hell they were beyond dreadful in that first half. I imagine their social media beauts like Andeh and Goldbridge would have been reduced to squeaking incoherantly after watching that. We've had our days where we've gone to their placed and been totally outclassed but I don't recall us being that ineffectual. Their starting line-up cost around £375m, and they had another £75m investment come on at half time. Still, as long as they continue to buy players to "make a statement" and go for ego and hype over a coherent plan, long may it continue.

 

A goal and an assist for all our starting front 3, plus an assist for the one who was on as sub is a very very good night's work.

 

Vorwarts!

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Didn’t see the Keita tackle in real time. 
 

Just seen it now. 
 

Good lad. 

[Anubis]

“Ooo ooo ooo. I might chip my toenail.”

 

Souness taking the piss out of Dalot.

[Section_31]

Thiago Vs the mancs was like watching a young Michael Jackson on a wedding dancefloor.

[gkmacca]

1 minute ago, KMD7 said:

I always think the one little problem with Keane's 'Dis club always used to maintain its standards' is that fact that he was bombed out of it for complaining about them NOT keeping those standards even in HIS day. The neat contrast isn't THAT neat.

[Leyton388]

Changed my mind on the Klopp song. It's fucking boss. 

[magicrat]

1 minute ago, gkmacca said:

Typical of Sky again, they're obsessing over Keita's tackle now - what about Sideshow Bob's antics?

To be fair I thought Keita's was bang out of order and a nailed on red. The frizzy headed kid should have had a yellow. 

[Anubis]

Not sure Giggsy’s missus thinks he’s a great guy to be in the trenches with, Roy.

[KMD7]

1 minute ago, magicrat said:

To be fair I thought Keita's was bang out of order and a nailed on red. The frizzy headed kid should have had a yellow. 

Fernandez should have had a red also so fuck them.

[DJLJ]

1 minute ago, magicrat said:

To be fair I thought Keita's was bang out of order and a nailed on red. The frizzy headed kid should have had a yellow. 

Yup, Keita was very very lucky not to walk for that one.

[Ronnie Whelan]

Delighted that Grace Kelly is getting the appreciation she deserves.

 

My aunt was meant to have looked the spit of her in her younger days and was a Kelly as well. She passed away two years ago. Boss old school Liverpool fan too who married a boss old school Evertonian. 

 

Keane hates Maguire - great to watch him tearing into him " we gave him a bit of pr before the game". Lovely.